“Roses are red. Salsa is hot. Chocolate has calories. Zumba does not”
"Roses are red. Salsa is hot. Chocolate has calories. Dancing does not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying plays on the word "salsa," which can be a…
“Roses are red. Salsa is too. I wanna drink Margaritas with you”
"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink Margaritas with you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Margaritas" is sometimes replaced with "drink…
“Roses are red. Salsa is too. I wanna drink tequila with you”
"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink Margaritas with you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Margaritas" is sometimes replaced with "drink…
“Roses are red. Salsa is too. I wanna eat tacos with you”
"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink Margaritas with you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Margaritas" is sometimes replaced with "drink…
“Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink Margaritas with you”
"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink Margaritas with you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Margaritas" is sometimes replaced with "drink…
“Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink tequila with you”
"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink Margaritas with you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Margaritas" is sometimes replaced with "drink…
“Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to eat tacos with you”
"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink Margaritas with you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Margaritas" is sometimes replaced with "drink…
“Roses are red. Tacos are delicious. I use paper plates because I hate doing dishes”
"Roses are red. Tacos are delicious. I use paper plates because I hate doing dishes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are versions with "we' instead of…
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Coffee is brown”
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Coffee is brown" is a coffee saying that has been printed on an image. "Roses are red, violets are blue, coffee is brown, mmmmmmm coffee" was…
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Mondays are hard. I need coffee”
"Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on many images. "Roses are red. Mondays are hard. I suck at poetry. COFFEE"…
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Poems are hard. Coffee”
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Poems are hard. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on an ecard by Someecards. "Roses are red. Coffee is black/brown. Poems are hard.…
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Vodka costs less than dinner for two”
A anti-romantic vodka version of the "Roses are red..." poem is: "Roses are red. Violets are blue. Vodka costs less than dinner for two." The saying went viral on Twitter on…
“Roses are red. Wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine”
A popular wine poem has been written on many images: "Roses are red.Wine is also red.Poems are hard.Wine." The short poem went viral on Twitter on July 10, 2012. Various other verses had…
“Roses are red. Wine is delicious. We use paper plates ‘cause I hate doing dishes”
"Roses are red. Tacos are delicious. I use paper plates because I hate doing dishes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are versions with "we' instead of…
“Rousong (pork floss) is basically meat cotton candy”
Rousong (or "yuk sung") is known as "pork floss," "meat floss" or "meat cotton candy." Pork rinds, chicharrones and pulled pork have also been called…
“Rule for life: Never trust anyone who won’t do a tequila shot with you”
"Never Trust Anyone Who Won’t Do A Tequila Shot With You" was posted on Facebook by Dusty Bordeaux on August 2, 2019. "Rule For Life: Never trust anyone who won’t do a tequila…
“Rump roast is a good example on how to make ends meat”
Do people who cook rump roast (rump steak) try to "make ends meat"? This is a pun, of course, on "make ends meet." "thinks cooking a rump roast is making ends meat..."…
“Run? I thought they said rum”
"Run? I thought they/you said rum" is a jocular saying about running that has been printed on many images. The origin of the saying is uncertain, but “Run? I thought they said Rum!”…
“Runnin’ on coffee, wine & Amazon Prime”
"This house runs on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime" (also "This mom runs on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime," "I run on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime" and "Coffee,…
“Running is like coffee, I’m much nicer after I’ve had one”
"Running is like coffee, I'm much nicer after I've had one" is a one-line running saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 30, 2014.…