“McDonald’s Sprite taste like when yo foot fall asleep”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Sprite (drink) Sprite is a clear, lemon-lime flavored soft drink created by the Coca-Cola Company. Sprite comes in additional flavors, including cranberry,…
“McDonald’s apple pies are just sweet Hot Pockets”
McDonald's apple pies have been compared to Hot Pockets. "Why does McDonald's call them apple pies? They aren't pies at all. More like Apple Hot Pockets" was posted on…
“McRib: A fast food pork sandwich. M’Crib: Where an Irish baby sleeps”
McRib is a minced pork sandwich with barbecue sauce sold at McDonald's fast food restaurants. It is not Irish food, but there are jokes. "Irish food peaked with the McRib" was posted…
“Me at a wine tasting: ‘yeah it tastes like wine’”
The purpose of "wine tasting" is not to identify or verify if something tastes like wine, but that's a standard joke. "Tasting wine...at a wine tasting...tastes like wine"…
“Me attempting to flirt: So do you also like eating food?”
Entry in progress -- BP “It’s hard to save money when food is always flirting with me” and “Me flirting: If you were a cheeto, you’d be a hot cheeto” are other sayings about food and…
“Me blacking out when I’m drunk is God’s way of telling me that what I do when I drink…”
"What I do when I'm drunk is none of my business" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "What I do drunk is none of my business" has also been printed…
“Me eating: / My white shirt: Let me taste it.”
A white shirt often becomes noticeably dirty after a meal. A joke was posted on Facebook by Glo Jean on September 23, 2021, and received over 141,000 shares: "Me eating:My white shirt: let me…
“Me flirting: If you were a cheeto, you’d be a hot cheeto”
"Me flirting: If you were a cheeto, you'd be a hot cheeto" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker finds this person "hot"…
“Me in Heaven. / God: You’re about to get your wings. / Me: Garlic, parmesan, or honey bbq? / God: Get out.”
God might give people "wings" in heaven, but these might be angel wings, not chicken wings. This was posted on Facebook by Nikee Cash on August 19, 2019: "Me in heaven. God:…
“Me in Heaven. / God: You’re about to get your wings. / Me: Lemon pepper or barbecue? / God: Get out.”
God might give people "wings" in heaven, but these might be angel wings, not chicken wings. This was posted on Facebook by Nikee Cash on August 19, 2019: "Me in heaven. God:…
“Me using a whisk: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me having to wash a whisk: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck”
People often love to use a whisk, but hate to clean it. This was posted on X/Twitter by Benj on March 11, 2022, and it received over 190,000 likes: "Me using a whisk: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!…
“Me with my giant penne after the genie misunderstood my wish”
"Me with my giant penne after the genie misunderstood my wish" is a popular meme. The speaker wished for a giant penis, but was misunderstood by the genie. "Me with my GIANT penne…
“Me: I could never eat an entire 8 oz block of cheese. Mexican restaurants: Okay, mamacita, but what if we melt it…”
People who can't eat a large block of cheese can also somehow eat unlimited chips and queso. This was posted on X/Twitter by Amitryptyling on November 16, 2025, and it received over 56,000…
“Me: One slice of the goth lasagna, please. Cashier: That’s chocolate cake”
A chocolate layer cake has sometimes been called "goth lasagna." "Me: One slice of the goth lasagna, please. Cashier: That's chocolate cake" is a jocular saying that has…
“Me: staying sober is easy with the power of prayer! Priest giving me communion for the 37th time this morning…”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Eucharist The Eucharist (/ˈjuːkərɪst/ YOO-kər-ist; from Koinē Greek: εὐχαριστία, romanized: evcharistía, lit. 'thanksgiving'), also…
“Me? Mature??! Ha! I still laugh when the ketchup bottle ‘farts’!”
"Me? Mature??! Ha! I still laugh when the ketchup bottle 'farts'!" is a jocular one-line saying about ketchup bottles that has been printed on many images. "At Red Robin…
“Mean without caffeine”
"Mean without caffeine" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images -- especially coffee mugs. "I get mean without caffeine" was printed in the book Then Comes…
“Meat consumed as comfort food is also an emotional support animal”
"Meat consumed as comfort food is also an emotional support animal" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on November 7, 2022. The Showerthought received over 22,000 "up"…
“Meat is mentioned in the Bible 281 times. Tofu is mentioned zero. That is my peer reviewed study. Checkmate. Your move vegans”
Meat is mentioned about 281 times in the BIble. Tofu is never mentioned in the BIble. To some people, that’s reason enough to not become vegan. "Meat is mentioned 281 times in the Bible tofu…
“Meat is murder—tasty, tasty murder”
"Meat is murder" became a slogan of some vegetarians/vegans in the early 1980s. Carnivores (meat eaters) struck back with: "Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder." The carnivore…