“Rice cakes really satisfy my cravings for styrofoam”
Do rice cards taste unpleasant, like eating cardboard or styrofoam? "Rice cakes really satisfy my cravings for styrofoam" is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on an ecard.…
“Rice is basically dinner cereal”
Rice (for dinner) is sometimes compared to cereal (for breakfast). "'Is rice dinner cereal?' -- my dad, 03/13/2016" was posted on Twitter on March 13, 2016. "Rice is just…
“Rice milk? I didn’t even know rice had nipples”
"What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!" is a rice milk joke that has been printed on several images. "Rice milk (I didn't even know rice…
“Rich people splurging: ‘Fuck it, I’II buy a yacht.’ Me splurging: ‘Fuck it, I’m getting an appetizer’”
Some people go to a restaurant and decide to "splurge" by ordering an appetizer. A rich person's "splurge" is quite different. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by 🇭🇹…
“Rise and wine” (“Rise & wine”)
"Rise and wine" ("Rise & wine") -- a pun on "rise and shine" -- is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. There was a JoJo's Rise and Wine at…
“Risotto is Italian porridge”
Risotto has been compared to porridge. "Risotto is the Italian version of rice porridge" was posted on Twitter by Uei Lam on September 8, 2009. "risotto is italian porridge" was…
“Risotto is just dinner porridge”
Risotto has been compared to porridge. "Risotto is the Italian version of rice porridge" was posted on Twitter by Uei Lam on September 8, 2009. "risotto is italian porridge" was…
“Risotto is just savory rice porridge”
Risotto has been compared to porridge. "Risotto is the Italian version of rice porridge" was posted on Twitter by Uei Lam on September 8, 2009. "risotto is italian porridge" was…
“Risotto is like night time porridge with cheese in it”
Risotto has been compared to porridge. "Risotto is the Italian version of rice porridge" was posted on Twitter by Uei Lam on September 8, 2009. "risotto is italian porridge" was…
“Risotto is the most pasta-like rice. Orzo is the most rice-like pasta”
Many people get confused between orzo and risotto, and they wonder what dish is pasta and what is rice. "risotto is made with rice. orzo is a type of pasta about the size of rice" was…
“Roast a marshmallow and party s’more”
"Roast a marshmallow and party s'more" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'Roast a marshmallow and party S'more' bar sign" was posted on…
“Rock lobster implies the existence of heavy metal, pop, and easy listening lobster”
Rock lobster has nothing to do with rock music or rock-paper-scissors, but there are jokes. "the existence of the rock lobster implies the existence of the paper lobster & the scissors…
“Rock lobster implies the existence of paper lobster and scissors lobster”
Rock lobster has nothing to do with rock music or rock-paper-scissors, but there are jokes. "the existence of the rock lobster implies the existence of the paper lobster & the scissors…
“Rock salt implies the existence of country salt and rap salt”
Rock salt might imply the existence of other salts that are non-rock. "Supermarket has rock salt, but they're always out of jazz salt" was posted on Twitter by AlburyBibleChurch on…
“Rock salt implies the existence of paper salt and scissor salt”
Rock salt might imply the existence of other salts that are non-rock. "Supermarket has rock salt, but they're always out of jazz salt" was posted on Twitter by AlburyBibleChurch on…
“Rocky Mountain oysters are the original sack lunch”
"Rocky Mountain oysters are the original sack lunch" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Rocky Mountain "oysters" (also called "calf fries") are…
“Romaine calm. Lettuce carrot on”
"Romaine calm. Lettuce carrot on" (or simply "Romaine Calm and Carrot On") is a food pun version of the British World War II "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster. A…
“Romance is the icing, but love is the cake”
"Romance is the icing, but love is the cake" has been cited in print since at least 2000. Authorship of the saying is unknown. American chef and television personality Julia Child…
“Root beer is just barbecue water”
"Why the hell do people around here call barbeque water 'root beer'" was posted on Twitter by Jason Butterazzi on February 14, 2018. "root beer is just barbecue water"…
“Root beer is just barbeque water”
"Why the hell do people around here call barbeque water 'root beer'" was posted on Twitter by Jason Butterazzi on February 14, 2018. "root beer is just barbecue water"…