“Me attempting to flirt: So do you also like eating food?”

Entry in progress—BP
 
“It’s hard to save money when food is always flirting with me” and “Me flirting: If you were a cheeto, you’d be a hot cheeto” are other sayings about food and flirting.
             
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Amber Carlyne
@AmberCarlyne
Normal person flirting: “Hey you’re cute. We should go out sometime.”
Me trying to flirt: “So… do you like… food?”
8:30 AM · Jul 15, 2012
 
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food or gtfo
@Directionigga
Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime (;
Me trying to flirt: so do you like bread http://tmblr.co/ZQOsdwT_n70a
6:51 AM · Sep 24, 2012
 
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Food Babies
@FooodBabies
Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime (;
Me trying to flirt: so do you like bread http://tmblr.co/Zw35qwUQvv4b
7:39 AM · Oct 1, 2012
 
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Kayla 🥀🎗
@kayla_lofton
“@lnsaneTweets: normal people flirting: hey you’re cute we should go out sometime (;
me trying to flirt: so do you like food? “
9:11 AM · Nov 7, 2013
 
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natalie
@narrychewbacca
how i flirt: SO DO YOU LIKE FOOD
9:38 AM · Nov 12, 2013
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jennierubyjane
@donna077dmr
me trying to flirt: so do you like food
6:29 AM · Dec 14, 2013
 
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Jas
@jasbxby_
“@ausstindean: Me trying to flirt: so uh yeah do you like food too?🌝” me 99% of the time
10:33 PM · Apr 11, 2014