“Maltesers are a poor man’s Minstrels”
The candies Milk Duds (introduced in 1928), Maltesers (introduced in the United Kingdom in 1937), Whoppers (introduced in the United States in 1949), Revels (introduced in the United Kingdom in…
“Maltesers are a poor man’s Revels”
The candies Milk Duds (introduced in 1928), Maltesers (introduced in the United Kingdom in 1937), Whoppers (introduced in the United States in 1949), Revels (introduced in the United Kingdom in…
“Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter”
"Man doth not live by bread alone" and "Man shall not live by bread alone" are passages in the Bible. "Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter"…
“Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish”
"Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Man shall not live by bread alone" is from Matthew 4.4 of…
“Man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head” (joke)
A strawberry-and-cream joke is: "A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor says, 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'" The joke was…
“Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius”
"The man who invented the hamburger was smart. The man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius" is a burger quotation that has been printed on many images. American actor and producer…
“Man with one chopstick go hungry”
The joke about "eating with one chopstick" has several variations. "Who eats with one chopstick goes hungry" was cited in print in 1967. "I've got a sure-fire diet…
“Managing your weight around the holidays just requires a little planning. For example, I took the batteries out of my scale on Monday”
"Managing your weight around the holidays just requires a little planning. For example, I took the batteries out of my scale on Wednesday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Managing your weight around the holidays just requires a little planning. For example, I took the batteries out of my scale on Wednesday”
"Managing your weight around the holidays just requires a little planning. For example, I took the batteries out of my scale on Wednesday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Mandate vegetables”
"Mandate vegetables" is a saying that has been printed on many images. during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic, vaccine mandates became a major public issue. "Mandate…
“Manicotti are just Italian enchiladas”
Manicotti have been compared to enchiladas. "Manicotti is Italian enchiladas" was posted on Twitter by Sniffin' McElroy on September 10, 2011. "manicotti are like Italian…
“Manicotti implies the existence of pedicotti”
There are manicures and there are pedicures. There is manicotti, but there is no pedicotti. "How about mani/pedicotti?" was posted on Twitter by Pwincess Chawwotte ✨ on July 9, 2014.…
“Many people ask me why I drink so much whiskey. It’s actually because I have a genetic condition.
"My body doesn't produce its own alcohol. Therefore, I'm forced to take a supplement" is a drinking joke that has been printed on many images. "I have this medical…
“Maple syrup is just boiled tree blood”
"Maple syrup is tree blood" is a common saying. "Maple syrup is just boiled tree blood" is a slightly longer version of the saying. "Maple syrup is boiled tree blood"…
“Maple syrup is thicker than blood” (joke)
"Blood is thicker than water" is an old saying than means that family (blood) is more important than friends (water). A joke version of the proverb was published on Twitter on May 11,…
“Maple syrup is tree blood”
"Maple syrup is tree blood" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "And we all know that the maple syrup is actually TREE BLOOD!" was posted on the newsgroup…
“Margarine is one molecule away from plastic and shares 27 ingredients with paint. Bon appetit!”
"Margarine is one molecule away from plastic and shares 27 ingredients with paint. Bon appetit!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The statement has been fact-checked and…
“Margaritas are just adult slurpees”
"Margaritas are just adult slurpees" (or "Frozen margaritas are just adult slurpees") is a saying that has been printed on several images. Frozen margaritas were originally made…
“Margaritas are the perfect drink because a circle of salt will always protect you”
Some people believe in magic circles. "A ring of salt will protect you" (or "A circle of salt will protect you") has been printed on many images. "A ring of salt will…
“Margaritas because it’s Mexico somewhere”
"Tequila because it's Mexico somewhere" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "It's five o'clock somewhere" is the popular drinking…