“Prosciutto implies the existence of consciutto”
Prosciutto is not "pro sciutto," but some people believe there should be amateursciutto, antisciutto and consciutto. "I don't really like prosciutto. I guess that makes me…
“Prosecco implies the existence of Amateursecco”
Prosecco is an Italian white wine, named after the village of Prosecco which is in the province of Trieste, Italy. There is no "Amateursecco" or "Antisecco," but there are…
“Prosecco implies the existence of Antisecco”
Prosecco is an Italian white wine, named after the village of Prosecco which is in the province of Trieste, Italy. There is no "Amateursecco" or "Antisecco," but there are…
“Prosecco is just Amateursecco that gets paid”
Prosecco is an Italian white wine, named after the village of Prosecco which is in the province of Trieste, Italy. There is no "Amateursecco" or "Antisecco," but there are…
“Protect your bagels. Put lox on them”
New York Pastrami Factory (333 East 23rd Street in Manhattan) was cited in March 1983 for this jocular sign in a window: "Protect your bagels. Put lox on them." The line (a pun on the…
“Pulled pork implies the existence of pushed pork”
"Pulled pork" is an American barbecue dish, but there is no "pushed pork." "I am enjoying a pulled pork sandwich. I tried the pushed pork but it was too densely packed to…
“Pulled pork is just meat cotton candy”
Rousong (or "yuk sung") is known as "pork floss," "meat floss" or "meat cotton candy." Pork rinds, chicharrones and pulled pork have also been called…
“Pulled pork is pulled apart, therefore, sausages are pushed pork”
There is pulled pork, but no product called "pushed pork." Many people believe that sausage is "pushed pork." "Coming soon to a hipster eatery near you: pushed pork.…
“Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes”
"Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes" is a fall saying that has been printed on many images. "PUMPKIN KISSES HARVEST WISHES PRIMITIVE FALL BLOCK SIGNS SIGNS…
“Pumpkin pie is the closest thing to a vegetable I’ll see until January”
"Pumpkin pie is the closest thing to a vegetable I will see until January" is a jocular holiday saying that has been printed on an ecard. "Basically what I decided is pumpkin pie…
“Pumpkin wishes and candy corn kisses”
Pumpkin wishes and candy corn kisses" is a Halloween saying that has been printed on many images. "Pumpkin wishes and candy corn kisses on #NationalCandyCornDay" was posted on…
“Pumpkins are just autumn watermelons”
Watermelons are often compared to pumpkins. Watermelons are usually associated with summer, while pumpkins are usually associated with Halloween in October. "Pumpkins are watermelons of…
“Pumpkins are just fall watermelons”
Watermelons are often compared to pumpkins. Watermelons are usually associated with summer, while pumpkins are usually associated with Halloween in October. "Pumpkins are watermelons of…
“Pumpkins are just goth watermelons”
Watermelons are often compared to pumpkins. Watermelons are usually associated with summer, while pumpkins are usually associated with Halloween in October. "pumpkins are just goth…
“Pumpkins are just spooky watermelons”
Watermelons are often compared to pumpkins. Watermelons are usually associated with summer, while pumpkins are usually associated with Halloween in October. "Pumpkins are just spooky…
“Puréed soup is just a hot vegetable smoothie”
Soup has been compared to a vegetable smoothie. "RT @NowGamer_Dan: FF VII's Aeris once supposed that soup is actually just a hot vegetable smoothie. She was killed for this…
“Put a potato in your swim trunks to attract more women” (joke)
A joke has it that a luckless young man asks a lifeguard for some help with women. The lifeguard suggests that he put a potato in his swim trunks. However, the young man returns later and tells the…
“Put some whiskey in my coffee because it’s Ireland somewhere”
"Put some whiskey in my coffee because it's Ireland somewhere" is a jocular one-line saying about Irish coffee that has been printed on many images. The expression is a variation of…
“Put your hair in a bun, drink some coffee and handle it”
"Put your hair (up) in a bun, drink some coffee and handle it" (or "Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap and handle it") is a motivational saying…
“Put your hair up in a bun, drink some coffee and handle it”
"Put your hair (up) in a bun, drink some coffee and handle it" (or "Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap and handle it") is a motivational saying…