"Iced mocha" sounds like "I smoke a." "Iced smoke lot of weed" is a joke that has been printed on many images. Reddit -- JokesPosted by u/NoLightOnlyDarkness August 8,…
Marijuana is sometimes called a "gateway drug," leading to other things. Many people have pointed out that marijuana causes the munchies, so the only "gateway" is to the…
Wikipedia: Marinara sauce Marinara sauce is a tomato sauce usually made with tomatoes, garlic, herbs, and onions. Variations include capers, olives, spices, and a dash of wine.[3][4] Widely used…
Marinara sauce is often compared to salsa. "marinara sauce is Italian salsa" was posted on Twitter by Chuck Tenders on July 28, 2013. "'Marinara is just Italian salsa.'…
Some people do not like pickles (often added to a hamburger), and it's helpful if there is a family member who eats them. "Call me old-fashioned, but I believe marriage should be between…
"Marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they won't eat all of yours" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "radsturbate: marry someone…
"Marry someone who has opposite taste in food, so you don't have to share your food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Marry someone who has opposite taste in…
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Thanksgiving." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
"Marshmallows don’t dissolve. They use hot cocoa as a way to teleport to their homeworld" is a jocular saying that has been popular on Twitter. "Marshmallows don’t dissolve. They…
"In Boston stingers are post-dinner drinks of which one's not enough and three are too many" was printed in the Boston (MA) Globe on November 11, 1972. The saying usually refers to…
"Mary has 2 glasses of wine. She drinks 1 and buys 2 more. What does Mary have now? Happiness. She has happiness" was posted on Facebook by Mommy Likes Wine on December 30, 2018. The text…
"Guys, if we call avocados 'Mexican Potatoes' then we can also start to call mashed potatoes 'Irish Guacamole'!" was posted on Twitter by Daniel S. Pumpkins on June 8,…
The Irish are known for their potatoes, and mashed potatoes have sometimes been called "Irish hummus." "Mashed potatoes are just Irish hummus" was posted on X/Twitter by Whiskey…
Applesauce is often compared to mashed potatoes. "@RandyxNikes but applesauce is equivalent to mashed potatoes, its the same concept" was posted on Twitter on September 23, 2010.…
"Mashed potatoes really beg the question: 'what else could we massively improve by squashing the hell out of it?'" is a jocular one-line saying about mashing potatoes. The line…
The Irish are known for their potatoes, and mashed potatoes have sometimes been called "Irish hummus." "Mashed potatoes are just Irish hummus" was posted on X/Twitter by Whiskey…
"Can/May I have a large container of coffee right now" is one of several mnemonic ways to remember the value of Pi (3.141592653). The word "may" has 3 letters, "I" has…
"May none of your real feelings slip out at Thanksgiving dinner" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "May none of your real feelings slip out at Thanksgiving dinner.…
May 4th is Star Wars Day ("May the Fourth be with you") and May 5th is Cinco de Mayo. "May the 4th be with you. May the 5th be with tacos" is a joke. "Sure, May the 4th be…
“May the wind always be at your back” is a traditional Irish blessing. "May the wind at your back not be the result of the corned beef and cabbage you had for lunch" is a jocular…