“Pretty please, with sugar on top”
"Please" is a nice way to ask for something. By at least the 1880s, children were begging their parents with "pretty please." “Pretty please, with sugar on it" was cited…
"Please" is a nice way to ask for something. By at least the 1880s, children were begging their parents with "pretty please." “Pretty please, with sugar on it" was cited…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to wear face masks and to socially distance from other people. Eric Schmidt posted on Twitter and Facebook about blowing out the candles on a…
"Dough knots" sounds a little like "donuts." "Pretzels are dough knots" was posted on Twitter by "gage" on May 12, 2016. "Most pretzels are dough…
Soft pretzels are often served with mustard. "Pretzels are only vehicles for mustard. I live in the fastlane" was posted on Twitter by Ticia Drake Isom on July 12, 2009. "Pretzels…
Pringles potato-based crisps have been compared to particle board. "Pringles are the potato chip's answer to particle board" was posted on the newsgroup alt.tv on October 18, 2000.…
Pringles potato-based crisps have been compared to particle board. "Pringles are the potato chip's answer to particle board" was posted on the newsgroup alt.tv on October 18, 2000.…
Pringles potato chips have a tube that cannot accommodate the human hand. Some people have suggested "push up" technology. This was posted on Twitter by Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) on…
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" (1951) is a Christmas standard song by Meredith Wilson. If Pringles potato chips ("crisps" in the UK) get into your carpet, it…
"Pro tip: Fill the piñata with ketchup and you never have to host a children's birthday party again" is a saying that has been printed on many images A piñata is usually filled…
"Pro tip: If you stir coconut oil into your kale, it makes it easier to scrape it into the trash" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like kale.…
There are "probiotics," but no "amateurbiotics" or casualbiotics" or "conbiotics" -- except in jokes. "I don't really want to pay for probiotics if I…
There are "probiotics," but no "amateurbiotics" or casualbiotics" or "conbiotics" -- except in jokes. "I don't really want to pay for probiotics if I…
There are "probiotics," but no "amateurbiotics" or casualbiotics" or "conbiotics" -- except in jokes. "I don't really want to pay for probiotics if I…
"Procaffinator, n., One who puts off tasks until after the first cup of coffee or tea" -- a portmanteau of "procrastinator" and "caffeine" -- is a jocular coffee…
Processed food is generally believed to be bad, but this joke was posted on X/Twitter by furby hancock on May 14, 2023, and has been printed on several images: "Processed food was literally…
"Procrastidrinking" (procrastinating + drinking) is a portmanteau word that has been printed on many images. "Procrastidrinking The act of putting off work or other duties by…
Entry in progress -- B.P. (Oxford English Dictionary)piecrust, n.In proverbial and allusive use, with reference to a promise that is easily or casually broken.1681 Heraclitus Ridens 16 Aug. v/1 He…
"Pros and cons of making food: Pros=food Cons=making" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. The one-liner was posted on Twitter on September 15, 2013.…
Prosciutto is not "pro sciutto," but some people believe there should be amateursciutto, antisciutto and consciutto. "I don't really like prosciutto. I guess that makes me…
Prosciutto is not "pro sciutto," but some people believe there should be amateursciutto, antisciutto and consciutto. "I don't really like prosciutto. I guess that makes me…