“Lilt is a poor man’s Ting”
The soft drinks Fanta (introduced in 1940), Crush (introduced as Orange Crush in 1911), Faygo (introduced in 1907), Sunkist (introduced in 1979), Orangina (introduced in 1936), Mirinda (introduced…
“Lips that touch wine shall never touch mine”
"Lips that touch liquor/wine shall never touch mine" was a popular temperance saying in the late 1800s and early 1900s. "The lips that touch liquor shall never touch mine" has…
“Liquor (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Liquor Guns Bacon Tits” (LGBT)
"LGBT" usually stands for "Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender." The LGBT backronym (back acronym) of "Liquor Guns Bacon Tits" has been printed on many images.…
“List of things I’m currently handling well: 1. Coffee”
"List of things I'm currently handling well: " (nothing follows, except usually just the number "1" and maybe "2") is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Little known fact: IPA stands for If Pinecones were Alcohol”
Does an IPA (India Pale Ale) taste like pinecones? "People that enjoy IPA eat pinecones for fun" was posted on X/Twitter by Linda on June 16, 2018. "IPA" has been given the…
“Live every day like it’s Pretzel Day”
"Live every day like it's Pretzel Day" is a saying that has been printed on many images. National Pretzel Day is April 26th. The pretzel saying is usually associated with the…
“Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday”
"Live every day like it's Taco Tuesday" is a taco saying that has been printed on many images. "That is why you live every day, like it is TACO TUESDAY" was posted on…
“Live life today like there is no coffee tomorrow”
"Live life today like there is no coffee tomorrow" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was popularized in the book The Little Book of Hygge: The Danish Way…
“Liver alone, cheese mine!”
"Liver alone, cheese mine!" is a jocular way of saying "Leave her alone, she's mine!" The joke -- with a Mexican speaker using the line -- was posted on the newsgroup…
“Living with a toddler is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth”
"Living with a toddler is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth" was posted on Facebook by April M Ponder on March…
“Lo mein is just Chinese spaghetti”
Lo mein is often compared to spaghetti. "Lo Mein is Chinese spaghetti" was posted on Twitter by The Howell Report on March 5, 2009. "in my opinion, lo mein is chinese spaghetti. idc…
“Lobster is just a vehicle for butter”
Many people believe that lobster is rubbery and flavorless, but is actually an excuse for eating butter. "Had the first lobster of my life on Wednesday. Lobster = vehicle for butter. Am I…
“Lobster is just a very elaborate excuse to eat melted butter”
Many people drown lobster in butter. Do they really love lobster, or do they love butter more? "God invented lobster to give us an excuse to eat melted butter!" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Lobster is just an expensive excuse to eat melted butter”
Many people drown lobster in butter. Do they really love lobster, or do they love butter more? "God invented lobster to give us an excuse to eat melted butter!" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Lobster rolls not gender roles”
"Lobster rolls not gender roles" is a gender saying that has been printed on many images. "Lobster rolls not gender roles" was posted on Twitter by F. Murray Parma Ham on May…
“Lobster tail & beer. My three favorite things”
"Lobster tail & beer. My three favorite things" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, "lobster tail" and "beer" becomes "lobster"…
“Lobster: n. a highly skilled tennis player who can play overhead shots”
Lobsters have nothing to do with mobsters or "the lob," but there are jokes. "Tonight's Groaner: If a mobster is a member of the Mob, what's a lobster a member of?"…
“Local Food: Thousands of Miles Fresher”
"Local Food: Thousands of Miles Fresher" is a popular bumper sticker that was created by the Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project (ASAP) of Asheville, North Carolina, in 2003. The…
“Lollipops are just you swallowing your flavored saliva”
Lollipops and chewing gum have been compared to "flavored saliva." "Ever think about when you suck on hard candy all you swallow is your flavored saliva?" was posted on Twitter…