“Kimchi is just spicy sauerkraut”
Kimchi is often compared to sauerkraut. "Just had a revelation. Sauerkraut is German kimchi. LOL!" was posted on Twitter by Kuan on December 4, 2009. "I just realized that sauerkraut…
“Kinda weird that a restaurant called Popeyes doesn’t serve spinach”
Popeye the Sailor Man (a cartoon character) loves spinach. Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen fast food restaurants specialize in fried chicken, but not spinach. "Shouldn't a restaurant called…
“Kindness is like coffee. It awakens your spirit and improves your day. Fill your cup with both”
"Kindness is like coffee. It awakens your spirit and improves your day. Fill your cup with both" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Kindness is like coffee. It…
“Kindness not only makes the coffee. Kindness says good morning”
"Kindness not only makes the coffee. Kindness says good morning" is a saying that has been printed on a poster and credited to "unknown." The saying appears in the book You…
“Kindness not only says good morning. Kindness makes the coffee”
"Kindness not only makes the coffee. Kindness says good morning" is a saying that has been printed on a poster and credited to "unknown." The saying appears in the book You…
“King Arthur measures the size of his omelettes using his eggs caliper”
"Excalibur" (the name of the the mythical sword of King Arthur) can sound like "eggs caliper," and there are jokes. "eggs caliper" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“King Henry Died Monday Drinking Chocolate Milk” (metric mnemonic)
"King Henry Died Monday Drinking Chocolate Milk" is a mnemonic device for remembering the metric units, in descending order: kil-, hecto-, deka-, meter-, deci-, centi-, milli-. The…
“King Henry Died Unexpectedly Drinking Chocolate Milk” (metric mnemonic)
"King Henry Died Monday Drinking Chocolate Milk" is a mnemonic device for remembering the metric units, in descending order: kil-, hecto-, deka-, meter-, deci-, centi-, milli-. The…
“King Henry Doesn’t Usually Drink Chocolate Milk” (metric mnemonic)
"King Henry Died Monday Drinking Chocolate Milk" is a mnemonic device for remembering the metric units, in descending order: kil-, hecto-, deka-, meter-, deci-, centi-, milli-. The…
“King Philip Came Over For Good Soup” (taxonomy mnemonic)
"King Philip Came Over For Good Soup" is a taxonomy mnemonic to remember Kingdom-Phylum-Class-Order-Family-Genus-Species. There were various rulers named King Philip, but no specific…
“King Philip Came Over For Good Spaghetti” (taxonomy mnemonic)
"King Philip Came Over For Good Spaghetti" is a taxonomy mnemonic to remember Kingdom-Phylum-Class-Order-Family-Genus-Species. There were various rulers named King Philip, but no specific…
“Kitchen closed due to illness: I am sick of cooking”
"Kitchen closed due to illness: I am sick of cooking" is a one-line saying that has been placed on many gift items. "Kitchen closed on account of illness -- I'm sick of…
“Knee-high by the Fourth of July” (corn-growing adage)
"Knee-high on the Fourth of July" is a popular American agricultural saying that has been cited in print since at least 1854. If a corn crop had reached the height of…
“Knishes are Jewish Hot Pockets”
Knishes have been compared to Hot Pockets. "'It’s like a kosher hot pocket.' - Anthony Bourdain (via walpaper) knish? http://tumblr.com/x795nrsly" was posted on Twitter by…
“Knives should be named chopsticks”
Are chopsticks properly named? "Why are they called chopsticks? They can't chop fuck all. Knives should be called chopsticks and chopsticks should be called knives" was posted on…
“Knock, knock.” / “Who’s there?” / “Queso.” / “Queso who?” / “Queso mistaken identity.”
"Queso" (Spanish for "cheese") can sound like "case of." "It was a queso mistaken identity" was posted on the newsgroup rec.outdoors.fishing.fly on December…
“Knock, knock.”/“Who’s there?”/“Cash.”/“Cash who?”
A knock-knock joke involving cash (and cashews) is: Knock, knock.Who's there?Cash.Cash who?What are you, some kind of nut? The joke has been cited in print since at least 1970. 13 December…
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad”
"Knowledge consists of knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom consists of not putting it in a fruit salad" wrote Miles Kington (1941-2008) in the March 28, 2003 The Independent…
“Knowledge is knowing carrots are good for your eyes. Wisdom is knowing not to insert them directly”
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad” is a well-known saying, and there are many variations. "Knowledge is knowing carrots are good for your…
“Kombucha is hippie Gatorade”
Kombucha has been compared to Gatorade. "#kombucha is hippie gatorade" was posted on Twitter by Tom Grappa on January 24, 2011. "kombucha is yuppie gatorade" was posted on…