“Kombucha is just a non-alcoholic IPA”
Kombucha has been compared to an IPA (India pale ale). "Kombucha- is that an IPA?" was posted on Twitter by David Lawrence on January 30, 2017. "kombucha is the new ipa!!! - i say 2…
“Kombucha is just Gatorade for people who do yoga”
Kombucha has been compared to Gatorade. "#kombucha is hippie gatorade" was posted on Twitter by Tom Grappa on January 24, 2011. "kombucha is yuppie gatorade" was posted on…
“Kombucha is just hipster Gatorade”
Kombucha has been compared to Gatorade. "#kombucha is hippie gatorade" was posted on Twitter by Tom Grappa on January 24, 2011. "kombucha is yuppie gatorade" was posted on…
“Kombucha is just spicy soda”
Kombucha has been compared to soda. "kombucha is literally spicy soda" was posted on Twitter by @gowonflop on May 26, 2019. "How y'all ain't tell me Kombucha is just spicy…
“Kombucha is the IPA version of juice”
Kombucha has been compared to an IPA (India pale ale). "Kombucha- is that an IPA?" was posted on Twitter by David Lawrence on January 30, 2017. "kombucha is the new ipa!!! - i say 2…
“Krackel is a poor man’s Nestlé Crunch”
The chocolate bars Nestlé Crunch and Krackel (both introduced in 1938, with the Nestlé bar a few months earlier) have been compared to each other. "krackel is the poor man's crunch…
“Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft Couples”
Kraft Singles is a processed cheese product, containing wrapped slices. It does not have anything to do with marital status, but there are jokes. "Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft…
“Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft Marrieds”
Kraft Singles is a processed cheese product, containing wrapped slices. It does not have anything to do with marital status, but there are jokes. "Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft…
“La Croix is fruit fart water”
La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a "hint" or a "suggestion" or a "concept" of a flavor. La Croix has often been…
“La Croix tastes like a fruit farted in soda water”
La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a "hint" or a "suggestion" or a "concept" of a flavor. La Croix has often been…
“La Croix tastes like a piece of fruit farted into sparkling water”
La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a "hint" or a "suggestion" or a "concept" of a flavor. La Croix has often been…
“La Croix tastes like a piece of under-ripe fruit farted into carbonated water”
La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a "hint" or a "suggestion" or a "concept" of a flavor. La Croix has often been…
“La Croix tastes like fruit farted in some seltzer water”
La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a "hint" or a "suggestion" or a "concept" of a flavor. La Croix has often been…
“Ladies, don’t let a man who drinks Smirnoff abuse you. Talk to him, woman to woman”
"-Don’t let a Guy who drinks cider abuse you, just talk to him Woman to Woman😕🤷🤧"was posted on Facebook by Lwaneluthando Baba LJ Mavovo on August 9, 2018. "Ladies,…
“Ladies, don’t let a man who drinks boba tea raise his voice at you. You talk to him woman to woman”
"-Don’t let a Guy who drinks cider abuse you, just talk to him Woman to Woman😕🤷🤧"was posted on Facebook by Lwaneluthando Baba LJ Mavovo on August 9, 2018. "Ladies,…
“LADIES: Don’t let NO MAN who drinks ‘Twisted Tea’ raise his voice at you. You talk to him… woman to woman”
"-Don’t let a Guy who drinks cider abuse you, just talk to him Woman to Woman😕🤷🤧"was posted on Facebook by Lwaneluthando Baba LJ Mavovo on August 9, 2018. "Ladies,…
“Ladies: Don’t let NO man who drinks WHITE CLAWS raise his voice at you. You talk to him woman to woman”
"-Don’t let a Guy who drinks cider abuse you, just talk to him Woman to Woman😕🤷🤧"was posted on Facebook by Lwaneluthando Baba LJ Mavovo on August 9, 2018. "Ladies,…
“Lap band surgery: waist knot, want not”
A laparoscopic adjustable gastric band is a type of knot placed around the top of the stomach to reduce food consumption. "I have no desire to have a gastric band fitted. My motto: Waist knot?…
“Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavored cake”
"Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavored cake" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake" was cited on Twitter on May 14,…
“Lasagna is one of the easiest meals to make. It’s a pizza cake”
"Pizza cake" sounds like "piece of cake," and there are lasagna jokes. "Lasagna is one of the easiest meals to make. It's a pizza cake" was posted on Reddit --…