“Keep your friends close and your french fries closer”
"Keep your friends close and your (french) fries closer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying…
“Keep your friends close and your fries closer”
"Keep your friends close and your (french) fries closer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying…
“Keep your friends close and your glass of wine closer”
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous line from the film The Godfather, Part II (1974). "Keep your friends close and your wine glass closer" is a…
“Keep your friends close and your onion rings closer”
"Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer" is a jocular saying.. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying from the film The Godfather Part…
“Keep your friends close and your waffle fries closer”
"Keep your friends close and your (french) fries closer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying…
“Keep your friends close and your wine glass closer”
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous line from the film The Godfather, Part II (1974). "Keep your friends close and your wine glass closer" is a…
“Keep your friends close, but your coffee closer”
"Keep your friends close and/but your coffee closer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying from…
“Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer”
"Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer" is a jocular saying.. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" is a famous saying from the film The Godfather Part…
“Ketchup makes bad food better but good food worse”
Adding ketchup to food makes it taste like ketchup. That makes bad food taste better, but it makes good food taste worse. "Ketchup makes bad food taste good.... but good food taste bad #Hmmm…
“Keto diet? I thought you said taquito diet”
A keto diet should not be confused with a taquito diet, but there are jokes. "Keto life? More like taQuito life, amiright??" was posted on Twitter by Mal Malloy on August 2, 2014.…
“Kettle chips are great because the crunch is louder than my thoughts”
Kettle-cooked potato chips (such as the brand "Kettle chips" by Kettle Foods) are thicker chips. When eaten, they have a louder crunch than other potato chips. "These kettle chips…
“Kettle chips are loud af”
Kettle-cooked potato chips (such as the brand "Kettle chips" by Kettle Foods) are thicker chips. When eaten, they have a louder crunch than other potato chips. "These kettle chips…
“Kettle chips are loud as fuck”
Kettle-cooked potato chips (such as the brand "Kettle chips" by Kettle Foods) are thicker chips. When eaten, they have a louder crunch than other potato chips. "These kettle chips…
“Kettle-cooked potato chips are loud as fuck”
Kettle-cooked potato chips (such as the brand "Kettle chips" by Kettle Foods) are thicker chips. When eaten, they have a louder crunch than other potato chips. "These kettle chips…
“Key lime pie implies the existence of lock lime pie”
There are keys and locks. There are key limes, but no lock limes. "So is there a counterpart to Key Lime Pie called Lock Lime Pie?" was posted on Twitter by Steffany A on August 1, 2011.…
“Key limes imply the existence of lock limes”
There are keys and locks. There are key limes, but no lock limes. "So is there a counterpart to Key Lime Pie called Lock Lime Pie?" was posted on Twitter by Steffany A on August 1, 2011.…
“Kids Prefer Cheese Over Fried Green Spinach” (taxonomy mnemonic)
"Kids Prefer Cheese Over Fried Green Spinach" is a mnemonic device for remembering the biological groupings used in taxonomy: Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species. The…
“Kids these days are spoiled. When I was growing up, Cheerios only had one flavor, and that flavor was paper”
Cheerios cereal now comes in many flavors. This was posted on X/Twitter by RunwayDan on June 1, 2014, and has been printed on many images: "You spoiled brats with your fancy Cheerios flavors.…
“Kimchi is just Asian sauerkraut”
Kimchi is often compared to sauerkraut. "Just had a revelation. Sauerkraut is German kimchi. LOL!" was posted on Twitter by Kuan on December 4, 2009. "I just realized that sauerkraut…
“Kimchi is just Korean sauerkraut”
Kimchi is often compared to sauerkraut. "Just had a revelation. Sauerkraut is German kimchi. LOL!" was posted on Twitter by Kuan on December 4, 2009. "I just realized that sauerkraut…