“If I had to stir it, it’s homemade”
"If I had/have to stir it, it's homemade" (or "If I stirred it, it's homemade") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, it's home…
“If I have to stir it, it’s homemade”
"If I had/have to stir it, it's homemade" (or "If I stirred it, it's homemade") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, it's home…
“If I hid a handgun in a bowl of guacamole, would it be called glockamole?”
A Glock is usually not found in guacamole, but there are jokes. A popular image shows a Glock in a pot of guacamole. "You mean Glock-amole?"was posted on the newsgroup rec.guns on…
“If I invest in a butcher shop, does that make me a steakholder?”
"Stakeholder" shouldn't be confused with "steakholder," but there are jokes. This was posted on X/Twitter by LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More on May 5, 2025: "If I…
“If I knew you were coming, I’d have baked a cake”
"If I knew you were coming, I'd have baked a cake" is a famous line that, according to a 1951 newspaper article below, was coined by American actor Walter Catlett (1889-1960) in the…
“If I offer to do something for you in exchange for calamari, that’s known as a squid pro quo”
"Quid pro quo" (something in exchange for something else) has nothing to do with calamari (squid), but there are jokes. "It could be the squid pro quo for a bowl of cold spaghetti in…
“If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I’d spend it on beer”
"If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "QUOTABLE - 'If I had back all the money…
“If I saved all the money I’ve spent on beer, I’d spend it on beer”
"If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "QUOTABLE - 'If I had back all the money…
“If I say ‘I could eat,’ we’ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person”
People behave differently when they're hungry. "If I say 'I could eat' we’ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person" was posted on Twitter by…
“If I say ‘I’m hungry,’ we got about 27 minutes until I’m a different person”
People behave differently when they're hungry. "If I say 'I could eat' we’ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person" was posted on Twitter by…
“If I share my food with you, it’s either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don’t want it”
"If I share my food with you, it’s either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don’t want it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“If I sit in rice, will it fix me?”
"If I sit in rice, will it fix me?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying refers to a water-soaked electronic device such as an iPhone, which is then put in rice to…
“If I sit in rice, will it fix me?”
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“If I stirred it, it’s homemade”
"If I had/have to stir it, it's homemade" (or "If I stirred it, it's homemade") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, it's home…
“If I tell you I am thinking about you, don’t get too excited because I am also thinking about rotisserie chicken”
People think romantic thoughts, but there are many thoughts about food, too. “@nayele18: If I tell you I'm thinking about you, don't get too excited, because I'm also thinking…
“If I tell you I am thinking about you, don’t get too excited because I’m also thinking about tacos”
People think romantic thoughts, but there are many thoughts about food, too. “@nayele18: If I tell you I'm thinking about you, don't get too excited, because I'm also thinking…
“If I tell you I am thinking about you, don’t get too excited, because I’m also thinking about nachos”
People think romantic thoughts, but there are many thoughts about food, too. “@nayele18: If I tell you I'm thinking about you, don't get too excited, because I'm also thinking…
“If it ain’t burnt, momma didn’t cook it”
'If it ain't burnt, momma didn't cook it" (or, "If it ain't burnt, momma didn't make it") is a saying that's been on signs since at least 2003. The…
“If it came from a plant, eat it; if it was made in a plant, don’t”
Michael Pollan's Food Rules: An Eater's Manual (2009) contained a popular rule that has been frequently cited: "If it came from a plant, eat it; if it was made in a plant,…
“If it can’t be fixed with wine, then you’re not using enough wine”
"If it can't be fixed with wine, then you're not using enough wine" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. “If it can’t be fixed with WINE…Then…