“Macarons are just fancy Oreos”
Oreo cookies have been compared to macarons. "Macarons are like fancy Oreos" was posted on Twitter by Mary Cath on April 10, 2010. "Macarons are basically fancy Oreos no?" was…
“Macarons are just French Oreos”
Oreo cookies have been compared to macarons. "Macarons are like fancy Oreos" was posted on Twitter by Mary Cath on April 10, 2010. "Macarons are basically fancy Oreos no?" was…
“Macarons are the rich person’s Oreos”
Oreo cookies have been compared to macarons. "Macarons are like fancy Oreos" was posted on Twitter by Mary Cath on April 10, 2010. "Macarons are basically fancy Oreos no?" was…
“Madder than a hornet in an old Coke can”
Entry in progress -- BP (Oxford English Dictionary)as mad as a hornet North American.1848 Tioga (Wellsboro, Pa.) Eagle 12 Jan. 1/4 While old Darling, who was mad as a hornet, was gwine to have…
“Made a lot of mistakes in my life but adding more cheese than what a recipe calls for has never…”
"Made a lot of mistakes in my life but adding more cheese than what a recipe calls for has never been one of them" is a cheese saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“Made some mac n cheese without having to retrieve the box instructions from the trash…”
"I just made Mac&Cheese. The microwave kind.Where you just add water. And powder cheese. I'm so ready for Top Chef 2016" was posted on Twitter by Bruce Hutchinson on September…
“Make any continental breakfast into an incontinental breakfast by pissing in everyone’s Cheerios”
A "continental breakfast" is a light breakfast (such as juice, cereal and pastries) that's often served in a hotel. There is no such thing as an "incontinental breakfast"…
“Make breakfast tacos, not war”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterLonghorn Humor@LonghornHumorMake breakfast tacos, not war.12:27 PM · Nov 3, 2012·Twitter Web Client TwitterTraces of Texas@TracesofTexas"Make breakfast tacos,…
“Make like a banana and split”
"Make like a banana and split" means "to leave" ("split" the scene) and is a pun on "banana split." The saying has been recorded in teen slang since at least…
“Make me one with everything” (Zen master-ordering-a-hot dog joke)
A "hot dog with everything" is one that has been "dragged through the garden" --that is, loaded up with mustard, onions, sweet pickle relish, and various other toppings. A joke…
“Make some coffee and own the day”
"Make some coffee and own the day" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Don’t stress...take a deep breath, gulp of your coffee and OWN the day, girl!!"…
“Make sure to get 8 hours of coffee a day”
It's often advised to for a person to get eight hours of sleep a night. "Eight hours of coffee" is a jocular variation of this saying. "Make sure to get 8 hours of coffee a…
“Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public” (prank)
A prank (sometimes done on April 1st, April Fools' Day) is eating vanilla pudding from a mayonnaise jar. "People give you the weirdest looks when you're gobbling up heaping spoonfuls…
“Make your cheese and wine party more appealing by having no cheese or guests”
A popular joke is about a person hosting a "wine and cheese party"...without cheese...and without guests. That is, the person is just drinking alcohol. "I'm hosting a cheese and…
“Make your cheese and wine party more fun by having no cheese or guests”
A popular joke is about a person hosting a "wine and cheese party"...without cheese...and without guests. That is, the person is just drinking alcohol. "I'm hosting a cheese and…
“Make your stomach a garden, not a graveyard”
"My body is a garden, not a graveyard" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Make your stomach a garden, not a graveyard!" was posted on the newsgroup…
“Make your tongue slap your brain” (good cooking)
"Make(s) your tongue slap your brain(s) out" means that something is mighty fine cooking. The jocular food expression is used in the South and has been cited in print since at least 1959.…
“Make yourself at home—clean my kitchen”
"Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen" is a joculat statement that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters and bumper stickers. The saying has been cited in print since at…
“Male bees die after mating. Their life is basically Honey, Nut, Cheerio”
Honey Nut Cheerios is a product that was introduced in 1979. The cereal became very popular, and the Honey Nut Cheerios bee has been featured in advertising. A joke uses the slang "honey"…
“Mallomars are just cold s’mores”
Mallomars are cookies, first introduced in 1913 by Nabisco, with a graham cracker base topped with marshmallow, and coated with dark chocolate. The chocolate melted in the summer, and the product…