“Just for the halibut” (“just for the hell of it” euphemism)
"Just for the halibut" is a euphemism for "just for the hell of it." "Let's go fishin' -- just for the halibut (helofit)" was cited in print in May 1941. The…
“Just found out there’s no popcorn in popcorn shrimp. Guess there’s no reason to try pot roast”
"Found out there's no popcorn in popcorn shrimp. Guess there's no use in trying the pot roast..." is a jocular saying that was posted on Twitter by "good luck chuck"…
“Just gave my hamster a coffee because I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel”
Many people have a coffee before driving to prevent falling asleep at the wheel. A coffee joke transfers this to a hamster wheel. "'@sixthformpoet: I just made my hamster a strong coffee.…
“Just gone online for a video conference call. A can of corned beef popped up on my screen. Must be a zoom meat tin”
"Zoom meeting" is sometimes joked as "zoom meat tin." "Just gone online for a video conference call.. A can of corned beef popped up on my screen.. Must be a zoom meat…
“Just got the perfect tool for making a good Indian flat bread. It’s a naan stick pan”
"Naan" (a flatbread) is the subject of several puns, such as the "naan-stick pan." "My leavened flatbread keeps falling out of the oven. Guess I should've bought a…
“Just had a Belgian waffle. Next, I’m going to make him dance”
"Waffle" can be both a noun and a verb. Of course, there are jokes. "RT @GaryDelaney: Just had a Belgian waffle, next I'm going to make him dance" was posted on Twitter by…
“Just had coffee so strong that it woke up my ancestors”
"I need that kinda coffee that's so strong when I take a sip, my ancestors wake up" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "This coffee is strong enough to…
“Just heard a British person call Oreos “chocolate sandwich biscuits’”
Oreos are a trademarked brand of sandwich cookies that were invented in the United States. British call cookies "biscuits." "Just heard a British person call Oreos 'chocolate…
“Just me, my iced coffee, and anxiety against the world”
"Just me & my anxiety against the world" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Guess it’s just me and my anxiety against the world" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Just overheard a girl order a Bloody Mary when apple juice wasn’t available…”
"Just overhead a girl order a Bloody Mary when apple juice wasn't available, which is very similar to how I make most of my life decisions" was posted on X/Twitter by kel on…
“Just remember who will always be there for you. DISHES. They will literally always be there”
"When life gets you down and you feel like you can’t go on, just remember who will always be there for you. DISHES. They will literally always be there" is a jocular saying that has…
“Just renewed my gin membership”
"Just renewed my gin membership" -- a pun on "gym membership" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A gin membership sounds better than a gym membership.…
“Just saw loads of pears at a meeting. They must be Conference pears”
The name "Conference pear" has been the subject of several jokes. "When Worcs CCC hold a committee meeting is it called a 'Conference Pear'???" was posted to the…
“Just spilt coffee on my new pants. They’re cappuchinos now”
Cappuccino (espresso-based coffee) has nothing to do with chinos (trousers from chino cloth), but there are jokes. "I can only presume that those coffees advertised as 'Cappuchinos'…
“Just tried some vegan mayo, it wasn’t bad. Made the chicken sandwich taste lovely”
A joke has a person trying vegan mayo -- on a chicken sandwich. "Guy at work put vegan mayo on his chicken sandwich..." was posted on X/Twitter by Cowbeep Bopboy on June 25, 2013. "I…
“Just turned wine into vomit. Your move, Jesus”
The Gospel of John describes a miracle of Jesus -- the transformation of water into wine. "RT @jenfunkyjen Jesus turned water into wine. I'm going to turn decade-old boxed wine into…
“Kale is just collard greens for white people”
Kale has been compared to collard greens. "A friend of mine once told me that kale is like collard greens for white people. Probably true" was posted on Twitter by DJ Dharma on May 1,…
“Kale is just hipster lettuce”
Kale became popular since the 1990s. "Kale is just hipster lettuce" is a common saying. "'Kale is hipster lettuce'- @spak with the quote of the night" was posted on…
“Kale is so versatile, it can literally fit into any trash can”
"Kale is so versatile and yummy #Foodie" was posted on Twitter by ExaltedWomen on May 27, 2010. "Kale is so versatile they're delicious in salads, soups, and even smoothies.…
“Kale is so versatile. You can add it to pretty much any dish if you’re looking to ruin it”
"Kale is so versatile and yummy #Foodie" was posted on Twitter by ExaltedWomen on May 27, 2010. "Kale is so versatile they're delicious in salads, soups, and even smoothies.…