“I’m not an alcoholic. I’m a bartender who works from home”

“I am not an unemployed alcoholic, I am a bartender who works from home” is a jocular line that was cited on Twitter by comedy wirter Richard Day on January 27, 2010.
 
“I’m not an alcoholic; I’m a bartender who works from home” was cited on Twitter by Adel Alizedeh, a Persian stand-up comedian from Brooklyn, on March 21, 2016.
   
 
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Richard Day
‏@chardday
I am not an unemployed alcoholic, I am a bartender who works from home
12:25 AM - 27 Jan 2010
 
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Kristen Kelly
‏@Kay_Kay228
Bartender working from home, I’m doing something wrong.
7:19 PM - 20 Aug 2015
Colonia, NJ
 
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Adel Alizadeh
‏@Inf_Adel
I’m not an alcoholic; I’m a bartender who works from home.
2:20 PM - 21 Mar 2016
 
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Tw Jokes
‏@StandupandJokes
I’m Not an Alcoholic #standupshots http://ift.tt/1Ug8elS 
3:23 PM - 21 Mar 2016