“I’m not fat—I’m just easy to see”

“I’m not fat—I’m just easy to see” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts and bumper stickers. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2009 and is of unknown authorship.
 
Similar sayings include “I’m not fat—just short for my weight,”  “I’m not overweight—I’m undertall,” “I’m not fat—I’m just big boned,” “I’m not fat—I’m just well-marbled,” “I’m not fat—I’m flooded,” “I’m not fat—I’m fluffy,” “I’m not fat—I’m cultivating mass,” “I’m not fat—I’m insulated,” “I’m not fat—I’m just so sexy, it overflows” and “I’m not fat—my stomach is just in 3D.”
 
 
Hailey Mia
Posted on Oct. 5th, 2009 at 06:58 am
I’m not FAT! I’m just easy to see!
   
Twitter
Simon
‏@sthulb
From a facebook status: “I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see”
12:43 PM - 28 Nov 2009
 
rainbowtatt.com
You’re Just Easy to See
Published 16 May 2011
Maybe this image shouldn’t entertain me as much as it does.
 
But I haven’t stopped laughing at it since Dan showed it to me:
 
YOU’RE NOT FAT
you’re just easy to see
 
Jane In Her Infinite Wisdom
Friday, November 04, 2011
I’m Not Fat, I’m Easy to See
By the time I went to bed last night, I was in a supremely foul mood.
   
Witty Profiles
09 May 2012 at 6:54pm
I’m not fat,
I’m just easy to see.. 😊
 
Funny Dieting Quotes
MONDAY, MAY 28, 2012
I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see!
 
videobash
Uploaded by:  bizzy on Jun 27, 2012
I M Not Fat. I M Just Easy To See.
 
Twitter
Ted
‏@TedInRealLife
I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.
8:55 PM - 16 Oct 12
 
Twitter
Funny Tweets
‏@iQuoteComedy
I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.
7:13 PM - 12 Dec 12