“Join the 2 day challenge. No alcohol on February 30 and 31”
"Join the 3 day challenge. No alcohol on February 29, 30 and 31" (or in a leap year, "Join the 2 day challenge. No alcohol on February 30 and 31") is a jocular saying that has…
"Join the 3 day challenge. No alcohol on February 29, 30 and 31" (or in a leap year, "Join the 2 day challenge. No alcohol on February 30 and 31") is a jocular saying that has…
"Join the 3 day challenge. No alcohol on February 29, 30 and 31" (or in a leap year, "Join the 2 day challenge. No alcohol on February 30 and 31") is a jocular saying that has…
At a buffet, one helps one's self. "Just been to a 'fear of buffets' help group. I was warned against signing up but I couldn't help myself" is a joke that was posted…
Wurst has the worst puns. "German sausage ads are the wurst" was cited on Twitter on September 23, 2009. "German sausage puns are the wurst" was cited on Twitter on December 4,…
"Demerara" sugar sounds like "them are rarer." "There aren't that many jokes about white sugar. But jokes about brown sugar....demerara! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! credit to…
Fairy tales often end with "happily ever after." "Appley/Apple-y ever after" or "Applely ever after" (apple + happily ever after) is an apple variation of this.…
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…
Junior Mints have been compared to York Peppermint Patties. "Junior Mints are delicious, but in the high school of candy the York Peppermint Patty remains the Senior Mint" was posted on…
Junior Mints have been compared to York Peppermint Patties. "Junior Mints are delicious, but in the high school of candy the York Peppermint Patty remains the Senior Mint" was posted on…
There are Junior Mints, but no Senior Mints. "The name Junior Mints falsely implies the existence of larger Senior Mints" was posted on X/Twitter by human aaron on October 31, 2017.…
There are Junior Mints, but no Senior Mints. "The name Junior Mints falsely implies the existence of larger Senior Mints" was posted on X/Twitter by human aaron on October 31, 2017.…
There are Junior Mints, but no Senior Mints. "The name Junior Mints falsely implies the existence of larger Senior Mints" was posted on X/Twitter by human aaron on October 31, 2017.…
The Indian foods of "korma" can sound like "coma" and "tikka" can sound like "ticker" (as in someone's heart). “A man overdosed on curry powder and…
Many people insist that white chocolate is not chocolate. White chocolate is made of sugar, milk, and cocoa butter, but no cocoa solids. "Keep in mind that White Chocolate is not…
"Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was 'reduced fat' so it was basically like going to the gym" is a jocular line that has been printed on several images. The saying was…
Is a pizza pie meant to be shared? "Just because my pizza consists of 12 slices doesn't mean I need 11 new friends" is a jocular line that was posted on Twitter by FUNNY TWEETS on…
"Just because you pour/put syrup on something/shit doesn't make it pancakes" is a popular aphorism meaning that you can't cover up or disguise the truth. "Just 'cause…
HTTP cookies are not food, but there are jokes. "I went to a coping with diabetes website but they tried to insist I accept cookies" was posted on Twitter on May 5, 2009. "I've…
"Viagra’ is now available in tea bags. It doesn’t enhance your sexual performance, but it does stop your biscuit going soft" is a jocular one-line saying about Viagra that has been…
"Just call me the little engine that said, 'OK, but I need some coffee first'" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. The Little Engine That Could is an…