“I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut”
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut" is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm also just a girl, standing in…
“I’m just going to pour myself a bottle of wine and call it a day”
"I'm just going to pour myself a bottle of wine and call it a day" and "...and then I was like, I'm just going to pour myself a bottle of wine and call it a day" have…
“I’m just gonna say it. Milk is an INGREDIENT not a BEVERAGE”
Many people consume milk as an ingredient (such as in cheese and ice cream), but not as a beverage. "Milk is an ingredient not a beverage..." was posted on the newsgroup rec.food.cooking…
“I’m just here for the beer”
"I'm just here for the beer" is a popular T-shirt slogan. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1994. Zazzle.comI'm Just Here For The Beer! Shirt 30 October 1994,…
“I’m just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its power for good or evil today”
"I'm just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its power(s) for good or evil today" (or "I'm just waiting to see if my coffee uses its powers for good or evil…
“I’m just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil today”
"I'm just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its power(s) for good or evil today" (or "I'm just waiting to see if my coffee uses its powers for good or evil…
“I’m just waiting to see if my coffee uses its power for good or evil today”
"I'm just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its power(s) for good or evil today" (or "I'm just waiting to see if my coffee uses its powers for good or evil…
“I’m just waiting to see if my coffee uses its powers for good or evil today”
"I'm just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its power(s) for good or evil today" (or "I'm just waiting to see if my coffee uses its powers for good or evil…
“I’m like an avocado, I’m the good kind of fat”
An avocado is said to contain “the good kind of fat.” The saying "I'm the good kind of fat" (with a picture of a avocado) has been printed on many images. "I'm like an…
“I’m like an avocado, the good kind of fat”
An avocado is said to contain “the good kind of fat.” The saying "I'm the good kind of fat" (with a picture of a avocado) has been printed on many images. "I'm like an…
“I’m looking for a coffee that pairs well with 3 hours of sleep”
Coffee helps many people stay awake (and perform work tasks) when they didn't get enough sleep. "I'm looking for a coffee that pairs well with 3 hours of sleep" was posted on…
“I’m looking for a tall, dark, rich cup of coffee”
"I'm looking for a tall, dark, rich cup of coffee" is a relationship joke that has been printed on many images. "Seeking Tall, Dark, Rich...cup of coffee…
“I’m looking for coffee that pairs well with three hours of sleep”
Coffee helps many people stay awake (and perform work tasks) when they didn't get enough sleep. "I'm looking for a coffee that pairs well with 3 hours of sleep" was posted on…
“I’m man enough to admit that when a place advertises ‘hand scooped ice cream’ I have no idea what the alternatives are”
Many restaurants and ice cream shops offer "hand-scooped" ice cream. This means hard ice cream that is scooped with someone's hand (using an ice cream scoop), as opposed to soft ice…
“I’m no good at hunting mushrooms, but I can provide morel support”
"Morel" sounds like "moral" and has been the subject of many puns. "Mushroom hunters are great for morel support" was posted on Twitter on August 30, 2012.…
“I’m not a hot mess. I’m a spicy disaster”
"I'm not a hot mess. I'm a spicy disaster" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown and probably comes from an image. "I ain't a Hot…
“I’m not a morning person. I drink coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying to talk to me”
"I'm not a morning person. I drink coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying to talk to me" (or "I need coffee because morning people exist and they keep trying…
“I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are”
"I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are" is a jocular line about vegetarians that has been printed on many images. The line was posted on the newsgroup alt.quotations on…
“I’m not a wine snob. I’m just an awesommelier” (awesome + sommelier)
"Awesommelier" (awesome + sommelier) is a popular wine portmanteau word. "People of Quality (hand-picked by me, your Awesommelier)" was posted on Twitter by Claire M. Jackson…
“I’m not a wino, I’m a ‘why-yes’”
"I'm not a wiNO. I'm a wineYES!" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm Not A Wino, I'm A 'Why-Yes'" by Walter Lolich…