“I’m no good at hunting mushrooms, but I can provide morel support”
“Morel” sounds like “moral” and has been the subject of many puns. “Mushroom hunters are great for morel support” was posted on Twitter on August 30, 2012. “@MauryCompson friends want to go hunting for exotic wild mushrooms. really not into it. should i go along for morel support???” was posted on Twitter on June 20, 2013.
Wikipedia: Morchella
Morchella, the true morels, is a genus of edible sac fungi closely related to anatomically simpler cup fungi in the order Pezizales (division Ascomycota). These distinctive fungi have a honeycomb appearance, due to the network of ridges with pits composing their cap. Morels are prized by gourmet cooks, particularly in French cuisine. Due to difficulties in cultivation, commercial harvesting of wild morels has become a multimillion-dollar industry in the temperate Northern Hemisphere, in particular North America, Turkey, China, the Himalayas, India, and Pakistan, where these highly prized fungi are found in abundance.
Twitter
Dead Pirate Robbers
@EnBlytheOpedia
Mushroom hunters are great for morel support.
7:29 PM - 30 Aug 2012
Twitter
aggro folksmith
@GamboaCon
@MauryCompson friends want to go hunting for exotic wild mushrooms. really not into it. should i go along for morel support???
9:38 AM - 20 Jun 2013
Twitter
Kanye Twitty
@fake_scottjones
2 guys go mushroom hunting, only one is picking up mushrooms. What’s the other one there for?
Morel support
8:47 PM - 2 Aug 2013
Twitter
Mike Cecconi
@Cecconi140
I don’t like mushrooms myself but if you’re going hunting for them, I’m willing to provide morel support.
8:36 AM - 25 Mar 2014
Twitter
3AM
@3AM_Jokes
I’m no good at mushroom hunting… but if you need it, I’m here for morel support.
11:19 PM - 6 Oct 2016
Reddit—Jokes
My wife went mushroom hunting all day and found nothing.
submitted June 26, 2017 by lfantine
I’m offering morel support.