“I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one”
"I like (porterhouse steak, hero sandwiches, grapefruit, et al.), but I don't think I can eat a whole one" is a common food saying. It became so common that "I like/love (X),…
“I like my beer like I like my violence: domestic”
"I like my beer like I like my violence: domestic" has been posted on many bar signs. The bars possibly thought that the "joke" promotes domestic beer, but many patrons believed…
“I like my coffee black and my mornings bright”
"I like my coffee black and my mornings bright" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I like my coffee black and my #mornings bright" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“I like my coffee black, like my soul”
"I like my coffee black, like my soul" is a darkly humorous saying that has been printed on coffee mugs and GIFs. The line possibly comes from Hollywood. The book Tallulah -- Darling of…
“I like my coffee how I like my friends. Strong and slightly bitter”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you”
"I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you" is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. “I like my coffee how I like myself:…
“I like my coffee like I like my men. Sliding off the roof of my car as I drive away”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“I like my coffee like I like my thoughts. Dark, bitter, and keeping me up at night”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“I like my coffee like I like my women. I don’t like coffee”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“I like my coffee like I like my women. Sliding off the roof of my car as I drive away”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis” (anti-joke)
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“I like my coffee so strong that it wakes my neighbors”
"I like my coffee so strong that it wakes my neighbors" (or "I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors”
"I like my coffee so strong that it wakes my neighbors" (or "I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism”
"I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism" is a one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. American author Abigail Reynolds wrote in Pemberley by the…
“I like my friends like I like my margaritas: salty”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“I like my kids like I like my flour. Self-raising”
"I like my kids like I like my flour. Self-raising" was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia on May 10, 2013. The joke originated on the Sickipedia website. "I like my coffee like I like…
“I like my music loud and my coffee strong”
"I like my music loud and my coffee strong" (also "I like my music loud, my coffee strong and my dreams big/large") and "There are days in life when we need to drink our…
“I like my music loud, my coffee strong and my dreams big”
"I like my music loud and my coffee strong" (also "I like my music loud, my coffee strong and my dreams big/large") and "There are days in life when we need to drink our…