“I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis” (anti-joke)

“I like my women like I like my coffee” is a meme that has been used on many images. “A Negro comedian pulled this one: ‘I like my coffee strong and black—the same way I like my women’” was cited in the New York (NY) Amsterdam News in July 1944. “Hot..and black, too” was an answer in 1973. “Hot and sweet” was cited in 1974. “Hot, sweet and black” was cited in 1994.
 
A sexual anti-joke was added in the 2000s. “Now call me crazy, but I like my coffee the same way I like my women—with no penis involved” was cited in January 2008. “I like my women like I like my coffee - with no penis” was posted on Twitter on March 15, 2009.
     
“I like my coffee like I like my women” joke variations include “I like my coffee like I like my women. I don’t like coffee,” “I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.” “I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer,” “I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot and on my lap,” “I like my women how I like my laptop. On my lap, turned on and virus free” and “I like my women like I like my Starbucks. Expensive, bitter and calling me by the wrong name.”
         
     
29 July 1944, New York (NY) Amsterdam News, “Belittling Jokes Choke Minorities” by Abe Hill, pg. 8B, col. 1:
A Negro comedian pulled this one: “I like my coffee strong and black—the same way I like my women.”
 
12 May 1973, Journal and Guide (Norfolk, VA), “I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women…,” pg. 10, col. 5:
“Madam,’ he said, ‘our coffee is cold. I like my coffee like I like my women—Hot!’
 
“‘Yes Sir,’ she replied with a grin. ‘And Black, too?’”
   
Google Books
WorkForce
Vocations for Social Change
Issues 38-43
1974
Pg. 28:
Part of the coffee ritual is forcing oneself to become inured to comments like: “Coffee, tea, or you7 ” or “I like my coffee like my women - hot and sweet.”
   
Wikiquote: Airlane!
Airplane!<

is a 1980 film that spoofs airport disaster movies.
(...)
Young Girl Passenger: [when offered cream for her coffee] No thank you, I take it black…like my men.
 
Google Books
Bandit’s Embrace
By Georgina Gentry
New York, NY: Kensington Publishing Corporation
1989
Pg. 343:
“I like my coffee like I like my women, hot and sweet.”
 
Big ‘Un guffawed. “He likes it black, too.”
 
6 August 1992, Los Angeles (CA) Times, “After Personality Test, Jenkins Decides on Disenfranchised” by Dennis McLellan, pg. OC9, col. 2:
As an example, he (Robert Jenkins—ed.) offered his coffee joke: “Yeah, I like my coffee like I live my women…Bitter.”
   
Google Books
Musician
Issues 189-194
1994
Pg. 92:
He’d come up and say, “I like my coffee like I like my women: hot, sweet and black.”
   
Google Groups: k12.chat.senior
SUPERHERO SURVEY (TAKE 2) - suprhero.txt [01/01]
Phaze
6/22/96
(...)
“I like my women like I like my coffee…
strong, bitter, and hand-picked by some guy in Colombia.”  -me
 
Google Groups: alt.support.depression
These are a few of my favorite (black) things
Lioness
8/29/96
(...)
Something cute Larry says on occasion:  “I like my women the way I like my coffee… hot, strong, black and NOW!”
   
Google Groups: alt.fan.eddie-izzard
Raised by a pack of wolfs
Cipcia
11/30/98
(...)
They are all wrong!!! It actually is available on a 78, “Blue Note”, in all good record shops,not on video….It does include the first version of I like my coffee like I like my women..with my cock in it..(Also re hashed for the third video on the right)
 
Google Books
I Left My Back Door Open
By April Sinclair
New York, NY: Hyperion
1999
Pg. 58:
“This is about a jerk saying, ‘I like my women, like I like my coffee, hot and black!’”
 
Straight Dope Message Board
Let’s play “I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men/Women!”
Stonebow
06-10-2003, 01:42 PM
I like my coffee like I like my women- hot, creamy, and with my dick in them.
   
Geekologie
Mug Displays The Way You Like Your Brew
January 4, 2008
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Now call me crazy, but I like my coffee the same way I like my women—with no penis involved.
 
Google Groups: alt.coffee
I like my coffee as I like my women…
nebulax
8/18/08
...organic, fairly traded, and Peruvian.
 
Twitter
Lindsay Holbrook
‏@MidniteRadio
On a bathroom wall, “I like my women like I like my coffee. With my dick in ‘em”. I lol’d.
12:34 PM - 10 Feb 2009
 
Twitter
Total Knockout
‏@Dan_Backslide
I like my women like I like my coffee - with no penis.
10:59 PM - 15 Mar 2009
 
Twitter
Julian
‏@JulianR
Or straight. RT @IncrediMatt i like my women like i like my coffee, with no penis.
7:18 PM - 18 Jun 2009
 
Twitter
Eric Toolander
‏@EricSchmorics
I like my women how I like my coffee, without a dick.
7:33 PM - 24 Nov 2009
 
YouTube
I like my coffee like I like my women
John Rivera
Uploaded on Mar 11, 2011
Classic Wayne’s World bit from SNL
     
Hexjam
28 of the greatest anti-jokes in the world
The best jokes about jokes about jokes you’ll read today.
Robin Edds - 19 September 2012
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28.
I like my coffee like my women.
Without a penis.
 
Google Books
Cabin Pressure:
African American Pilots, Flight Attendants, and Emotional Labor
By Louwanda Evans
Lanham, MD: Rowman & Littlefield Publishers, Inc.
2013
Pg. 65:
The famous line is, “I like my coffee black, just like I like my women.”
 
tickld
June 16, 2014
25 Of The Best Anti-Jokes Ever. #12 Is Gold.
BY BLUESTAPLES
(...)
13. I like my coffee like my women.
Without a penis.
 
Google Groups: mhm8km92v
I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee… Without a Penis 11oz Ceramic Coffee Mug
Allgood
7/13/14
I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee… Without a Penis 11oz Ceramic Coffee Mug