“I don’t want fries. I want YOUR fries”
Some people on dinner dates always take the other person's french fries. "i don’t want fries. i want YOUR fries" was posted on X/Twitter by erica on March 11, 2024, and this…
“I don’t want to eat anything that has a mother”
"I don't want to eat anything that has a mother" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. “'I don’t eat anything that had a mother,' is the way Jacobs…
“I don’t always walk the walk or even talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink the drink…
"I can't walk the walk or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink the drink, I'm all yours!" is a jocular drinking sayin that has been printed on many images. "I…
“I don’t believe in reincarnation. Who wants to come back as a tin of milk?”
Reincarnation has nothing to do with Carnation brand evaporated milk, but there are jokes. "Who wants to come back as a tin of milk ?????" was posted on the newsgroup…
“I don’t care for cheese. I’m a curdmudgeon”
A "curmudgeon" should not be confused with a "curdmudgeon" (curds + curdmudgeon), but there are jokes. "@BeerCurmudgeon cheese-curd-mudgeon" was posted on Twitter by…
“I don’t drink beer. I drink a wheat smoothie”
“I don’t drink beer. I drink a wheat smoothie" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Beer is just a wheat smoothie, for the soul. Happy St…
“I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine”
"I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine/it" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "I don't have a…
“I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it”
"I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine/it" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "I don't have a…
“I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today”
"I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today" (meaning that it's a tough, disagreeable day) is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
“I don’t know much, but I do know it’s really hard to feel bad when you’re eating dumplings”
Many people love to eat dumplings. "We might be a little biased, but we're pretty sure life is just better when you're eating dumplings!" was posted on X/Twitter by 168 Asian…
“I don’t know whose manager needs to hear this, but pizza is not a bonus”
Many managers see employees working hard and reward them with pizza. The employees, however, really want bonuses. A pizza meme was posted on Facebook by Drew Kamin on October 15, 2019. "When…
“I don’t like whiny and cheesy people, but I do like wine and cheese people”
"I don’t like whiny and cheesy people, but I do like wine and cheese people" is a jocular one-line wine-and-cheese saying that has been printed on several images. The saying has been…
“I don’t necessarily know the secret to happiness, but I do know Jesus and Mexican food…”
"I don't know the secret to happiness, but I've never been sad at a Mexican restaurant" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "I don’t necessarily know the…
“I don’t need a morning person to motivate me; I just need coffee”
"I don’t need a morning person to motivate me; I just need coffee" was posted on Facebook by Amar Amin on November 6, 2024. Authorship of the coffee saying is unknown. Facebook Amar…
“I don’t rise and shine; I brew and sip”
"I don’t rise and shine; I brew and sip" is a coffee saying of unknown authorship. THe saying was posted on Facebook by Humza Miller on October 3, 2024. The saying means that some…
“I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best”
"I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "No, I don't really 'rise and shine.' Most…
“I don’t understand why people say hurtful things, like ‘Want to go for a run?’ or ‘Try this kale’”
"I don’t understand why people say hurtful things, like 'Want to go for a run?' or 'Try this kale'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
“I donut know what I’d do without you”
"Donut" doesn't sound like "do not," but there are puns. "I donut know what I'd do without you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I donut understand food puns”
"I donut (do not) understand food puns" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "i Donut understand food puns" was posted on Twitter on January 28,…
“I doubt vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot”
"I doubt vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts and ecards. "Tequila…