"I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant 'food.' I try to find the food in every situation" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
"I turn coffee into tax returns" is a jocular tax season saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is a tax preparer who needs coffee to function. "I turn coffee into…
This saying about eating corn was posted on X/Twitter by tate on APil 29, 2024 and received over 159,000 likes: "i understand that my body can't digest corn or whatever. that's fine.…
A "heavy drinker" is someone who drinks a lot. A "heavy drinker" is not necessarily heavy in weight, but there are jokes. "i used to be a heavy drinker but then lost…
To "spill the beans" means to reveal a secret. A food pun is: "I used to be a member of the secret cooking society. They kicked me out for spilling the beans." "I got fired…
"Cold turkey" (an abrupt cessation of a substance dependence) has nothing to do with Thanksgiving leftovers, but there are jokes. "Show me a man who throws Thanksgiving leftovers in…
"I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes" is a saying that has been written on T-shirts. The saying is recorded in print since at least…
"Eating greens" means eating green-colored foods, but there are jokes. "I used to hate eating my greens as a kid...some reason they tasted worse than the other crayons" was…
Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (BSE) or "Mad Cow Disease" has affected cattle in the United Kingdom since 1989 and in North America since 1993. "I used to have mad cow disease, but…
"That was hen, this is cow" -- an animal pun on "that was then, this is now" -- is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on several images. "That Was Then, This Is…
"Poor me" should not be confused with "pour me," but there are jokes. "I used to live in a teapot. I know what you're thinking. Poor you" is a pun by English…
"I used to own a Bed and Breakfast. Then I ate the breakfast, and now I just own a bed. I should find a job" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by SickipediaToday on December 29, 2012.…
"I used to think drinking a whole pot of coffee by yourself meant you have a problem. Now, I know it's called 'getting started'" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook…
"I used to think drinking was bad for me...so I gave up thinking" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "I used to think drinking was bad for me, so I gave up…
A Count Dracula joke has him as "Count Spatula." "What do you call a vampire who makes pancakes? Count Spatula" was posted on Facebook by Sandra Crawford Wilson on April…
"I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day" is a lyric in the song "Rock and Roll All Nite" (1975) by the American heavy metal band KISS. "@Miranda_Lambert I…
"I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day" is a lyric in the song "Rock and Roll All Nite" (1975) by the American heavy metal band KISS. "@Miranda_Lambert I…
"I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day" is a lyric in the song "Rock and Roll All Nite" (1975) by the American heavy metal band KISS. "@Miranda_Lambert I…
"I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day" is a lyric in the song "Rock and Roll All Nite" (1975) by the American heavy metal band KISS. "@Miranda_Lambert I…
"I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations of the…