“I don’t measure a thing when I cook. I just sprinkle and add stuff”
Many people don't measure the ingredients when they cook. "I don't measure a thing when I cook. I just sprinkle and add stuff until I hear the spirit of my ancestors whisper…
“I don’t mind if you’re pansexual, just stay away from my cookware”
"Pansexual" has nothing to do with pans, but there are jokes. "'Pansexual?' What are ya gonna do, fry someone's balls in a skillet?" was posted on the newsgroup…
“I don’t need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow me around…”
"I don't need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand" (or "I don't need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow…
“I don’t need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand”
"I don't need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand" (or "I don't need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow…
“I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee”
"I don't need an inspiration quote. I need coffee" is a jocular motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't need an inspirational quote- I NEED…
“I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need garlic bread”
"I don't need an inspirational quote. I need garlic bread" is a saying that has been printed on many images. X/Twitter kate @kathcos_ I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need…
“I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need tacos”
X/Twitter OMG Tacos @OmgTacosTX I DON’T NEED AN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE, I NEED TACOS 🌮 11:13 PM · Aug 28, 2019 X/Twitter La Playita @HolaPlayita I don't need an inspirational quote. I need…
“I don’t NEED drugs or alcohol to have fun. I also don’t NEED running shoes to run…”
"I hate when people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun. You don’t need running shoes to run, but it fucking helps!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is…
“I don’t need sleep. I need coffee”
"I don't need sleep. I need coffee" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Wait I don’t need sleep, I need coffee. Sleep would be amazing…
“I don’t need to drink coffee to be awesome. I’m already awesome. But it’s more fun when I’m awesome and awake”
"I don't need to drink coffee to be awesome. I'm already awesome. But it's more fun when I'm awesome and awake" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many…
“I don’t normally cook. How much vodka do you add to the mashed potatoes?”
"Anyone know how much vodka goes in the mashed potatoes?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Vodka is usually made with the liquid from potatoes or cereal grains.…
“I don’t really have a plan, most days. Just caffeine and weirdness, my friend. Caffeine and weirdness”
""I don't really have a plan, most days. Just caffeine and weirdness, my friend. Caffeine and weirdness" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
“I don’t really have a plan. I rely solely on caffeine and weirdness to get me through the day”
""I don't really have a plan, most days. Just caffeine and weirdness, my friend. Caffeine and weirdness" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
“I don’t really have a plan. Only coffee and weirdness my friends, coffee and weirdness”
""I don't really have a plan, most days. Just caffeine and weirdness, my friend. Caffeine and weirdness" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
“I don’t rise and shine as much as I drag myself out of bed and drink a sh*t ton of coffee”
"I don't rise and shine as much as I drag myself out of bed and drink a sh*t ton of coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“I don’t say good morning until after my first coffee because before that, it isn’t”
"I don't say good morning until after my first coffee, because before that, it isn't" (shown on an image by carefulcoffee.com) was posted on Espresso Outlet on April 2, 2014.…
“I don’t see why there aren’t marches against fat shaming…” (joke)
A joke about marches -- and fat people -- was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on August 19, 2017: "I don't see why in this day and age there aren't marches against fat shaming. Because…
“I don’t take soup. You can’t build a meal on a lake”
"No, I don't take soup. You can't build a meal on a lake" is a soup saying that has been printed on many images. The quotation is from New York-born socialite and interior…
“I don’t think coffee even wakes me up anymore, I just like the idea of having coffee”
"I don't think coffee even wakes me up anymore, I just like the idea of having coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Shafeeq on February 17, 2023, and received over 7,400 likes. The…
“I don’t trust people that eat coleslaw. How do you eat grass and mayonnaise?”
Facebook More Crazy Stuff May 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM · I don't trust people that eat coleslaw. How do you eat grass and mayonnaise?"