“I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today”

“I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today” (meaning that it’s a tough, disagreeable day) is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. “I swear to the devil there is not enough coffee or middle fingers to go around this am” was posted on Twitter on July 9, 2012.
 
“I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today. Happy FUCK it Friday!!” was posted on Twitter on August 24, 2012.
     
“Sometimes words aren’t enough and that’s why we have middle fingers and tequila” is a related saying.
 
 
Twitter
ℳaria ℳelendez
@mcm0720
@VZFiOSNJ I swear to the devil there is not enough coffee or middle fingers to go around this am - on hold 4ever then all drops FUCK U!
6:46 AM - 9 Jul 2012
 
Twitter
CandyPants™
@suzieQ0007
There wasn’t enough coffee or middle fingers to make this a good day.
6:40 PM - 30 Jul 2012
     
Twitter 
Pfunk-the original
@Gluonsrule
@AmbrosiaX and this: Rottenecards - There just isn’t enough coffee or middle fingers for this day! http://www.rottenecards.com/card/6601/there-just-isnt-enough-coffee … via @Rottenecards
6:18 PM - 6 Aug 2012
 
Twitter
Mariflor Cruz
@MCruzerBruzer
I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today. Happy FUCK it Friday!! http://instagr.am/p/OuVYrCijXC/
3:18 PM - 24 Aug 2012
 
Twitter
Emily Johnson
@johnson_emily12
I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers to get through this Monday
6:53 AM - 18 Feb 2013
 
Twitter
Luke Wessels
@LukeWessels
I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday.
7:44 AM - 18 Feb 2013
 
Twitter
Lisa Heng
@lisa_heng
I don’t have enough middle fingers or coffee to get me through this day right now #goodmorning
10:39 AM - 6 Mar 2013
   
Twitter
Rachel♡
@Rachel__Irene
I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today.
10:13 AM - 14 May 2013
 
Facebook
Rad
September 22, 2016 ·
I don’t think there will be enough coffee or middle fingers for today 😌
Fuck off → goo.gl/343Bgg
   
Barista Life
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109. I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today
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