“Hold my Febreze and Doritos while I google if raw milk is safe”
‘’Hold my bag of chips and coke while I google if raw milk is safe’’ (or "Hold my Febreze and Doritos while I google if raw milk is safe") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Holiday calories don’t count”
"Holiday calories don't count" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "She (Sophia Slotnick -- ed.) noted that her way of serving sponge cake with whipped…
“Holiday Rules: 1. Do not go into debt trying to show people how much you love them…”
Three jocular "Christmas Rules" (sometimes titled "Thanksgiving Rules" or "Holiday Rules") have been printed on many images. These "Holiday Rules" were…
“Hollandaise is just mayonnaise made of ground up people from Holland”
Hollandaise sauce has often been compared to mayonnaise. Hollandaise sauce is from vinegar, fresh butter and egg yolk; mayonnaise is from lemon, vegetable oil and egg yolk. Hollandaise sauce is…
“Hollandaise sauce is just hot mayonnaise”
Hollandaise sauce has often been compared to mayonnaise. Hollandaise sauce is from vinegar, fresh butter and egg yolk; mayonnaise is from lemon, vegetable oil and egg yolk. Hollandaise sauce is…
“Hollandaise sauce is just mayonnaise that did a semester abroad”
Hollandaise sauce has often been compared to mayonnaise. Hollandaise sauce is from vinegar, fresh butter and egg yolk; mayonnaise is from lemon, vegetable oil and egg yolk. Hollandaise sauce is…
“Hollandaise sauce is just warm mayonnaise”
Hollandaise sauce has often been compared to mayonnaise. Hollandaise sauce is from vinegar, fresh butter and egg yolk; mayonnaise is from lemon, vegetable oil and egg yolk. Hollandaise sauce is…
“Holy guacamole!”; “Holy cannoli!”
"Holy guacamole!" (cited in print since at least 1968) and "Holy cannoli!" (cited in print since at least 1982) are two popular food exclamations. "Holy guacamole!"…
“Holy jalapeño!”
"Holy jalapeño!" is an expression of surprise or astonishment that has been cited in print since at least 1977. Several foods with jalapeño peppers have been named "Holy…
“Holy mackerel!”
"Holy mackerel!" is an expression of surprise that has been cited in print since at least 1867. It has been suggested that the original expression was "Holy Mary," with…
“Holy pepperoni!”
"Holy pepperoni!" is an expression of surprise or astonishment that has been cited in print since at least 1966. "Holy Pepperoni!" is also a variety of Screamin' Sicilian…
“Holy shiitake!”
"Holy shiitake!" (often misspelled as "Holy shittake!") is a jocular expression of surprise or astonishment that has been printed on many T-shirts. The expression doesn't…
“Home fries imply the existence of away fries”
"Home fries" is a popular breakfast dish of fried potatoes, cut in chunks or wedges and usually served with onions. You can get "home fries" at restaurants (outside the home),…
“Home is where the free food is”
"Home is where the heart is" is an old saying. "Home is where the free food is" is a jocular variation. "Home is where the free food is...ask any stray cat" was cited…
“Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny”
"Home is where the heart is" is a 19th century saying. "Home is where the tap water doesn't taste funny" is a variation that has been printed on many images. Tap water is…
“Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste like anything”
"Home is where the heart is" is a 19th century saying. "Home is where the tap water doesn't taste funny" is a variation that has been printed on many images. Tap water is…
“Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste weird”
"Home is where the heart is" is a 19th century saying. "Home is where the tap water doesn't taste funny" is a variation that has been printed on many images. Tap water is…
“Home is where the tap water is tasteless”
"Home is where the heart is" is a 19th century saying. "Home is where the tap water doesn't taste funny" is a variation that has been printed on many images. Tap water is…
“Home is where the tap water tastes good”
"Home is where the heart is" is a 19th century saying. "Home is where the tap water doesn't taste funny" is a variation that has been printed on many images. Tap water is…
“Home is where the tap water tastes normal”
"Home is where the heart is" is a 19th century saying. "Home is where the tap water doesn't taste funny" is a variation that has been printed on many images. Tap water is…