“Forget love—I’d rather fall in chocolate”
"Forget love -- I'd rather fall in chocolate" (or "Forget love -- I want to fall in chocolate") is a popular saying around Valentine's Day. The saying is usually given…
“Fork yeah”
"Fork yeah" -- a euphemism for "fuck yeah" -- is a food term that has been printed on many images. "Fork yeah!" was printed in the Sydney (Australia) Morning Herald on…
“Fort Pitt, that’s it” (Fort Pitt Beer)
"That's it, Fort Pitt" (or "Fort Pitt, that's it") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Fort Pitt opened in 1761 and was the site of what became the city…
“Found out today that you’re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jellyroll stain. Sorry, fat stranger”
"FYI, you pee on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. Again my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "Found out…
“Four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate and chocolate truffles”
Chocolate lovers often say that there are "four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate and chocolate truffles." The saying has been cited in print since at…
“Four food groups: fast, frozen, instant and microwavable”
The U.S. Department of Agriculture promoted, from 1956 to 1992, the "basic four" food groups. There have been many parodies on the four basic food groups. "Four food groups: Fast,…
“Four S’s of wine tasting: See, Sniff, Sip and Spit (or Swallow)”
Wine tasting involves several steps, almost all beginning with the letter "S": see (sight), swirl, sniff (smell), sip, swish, savor, spit (or swallow) and score. Three S's"See,…
“Four things put a man beside himself—women, tobacco, cards, and wine”
"Four things put a man beside himself -- women, tobacco, cards, and wine" is an old Spanish proverb, cited in print since at least 1726. A variant of this proverb replaces…
“Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food”
"Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on May 17, 2011. TwitterAnna Chan…
“Frank Ocean is a large body of hot dog water”
Frank Ocean is the name of an American singer, songwriter and rapper. "Frank" is sometimes short for "frankfurter." "Is Frank Ocean a giant body of hot dog water?" was…
“Frank Sinatra’s son has invented Wildebeest Pâté—start spreading the gnus”
The theme song from the movie New York, New York (1977) was popularized by singer Frank Sinatra (1915-1998) and begins: "Start spreadin' the news, I'm leaving todayI want to be a…
“Frankly, Scallop, i don’t give a clam”
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" is the famous final line in the movie Gone with the Wind (1939) that Rhett Butler said to Scarlett O'Hara. "Frankly Scallop, I don;t…
“Free beer always tastes better”
"Free beer (always) tastes better" is a popular drinking saying, even though the beer is the same if one pays for it or not. "Free beer tastes better" has been cited in print…
“Free food always tastes better”
"Free food (always) tastes better" is a popular saying, even though the food is the same if one pays for it or not. "Free food always tastes better" has been cited in print…
“Freeze pops are just boneless popsicles”
Ice pops (called freezies, Otter Pops, Icees and other names) do not have the stick that a popsicle has. Some people have called these water-based frozen confections "boneless popsicles."…
“Freezies are just boneless popsicles”
Ice pops (called freezies, Otter Pops, Icees and other names) do not have the stick that a popsicle has. Some people have called these water-based frozen confections "boneless popsicles."…
“French fries and good vibes”
"French fries and good vibes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'Good vibes' kind of rhymes with 'french fries'" was posted on Twitter by…
“French fries are a vehicle for ketchup”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterLauren Pettapiece@potpiesReplying to @artichkme@artichkme fries are merely vehicles for the ketchup1:47 PM · Nov 25, 2008·Twitter Web Client…
“French fries are just edible ketchup spoons”
"French fries are just edible ketchup spoons" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many people who like the taste of good french fries eat them without ketchup, however.…
“French Mr. Miyagi: Croûton, Croûtoff”
There are salad croutons, but no croutoffs. There are several jokes, such as "crouton, croutoff" (like "clap on, clap off" of The Clapper, and "wax on, wax off" from…