The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many schools to close. Many parents homeschooled for the first time. Many of these parents needed alcohol to get through it. "Home schooling question:…
"Homebrewing is my hobby. Beer is my reward" has been printed on many T-shirts. "#Homebrewing is my #hobby...#beer is my #reward" was cited on Twitter on May 31, 2014. It's…
"Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it" is a jocular saying about homemade foods that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter…
A Northerner tells a waitress that he wants to order grits. "Hominy, sir?" the waitress asks. "Oh, about four or five," replies the confused customer. "Hominy" sounds…
The banana peel gag -- a person slipping on a banana peel -- has been a popular type of humor since the 19th century. "Honestly, I've never seen anyone fall because of a banana peel"…
Honey has been called "bee vomit." However, honey is technically not bee vomit. The honey that is made has not been digested and has never reached a bee’s intestines. "Honey is the…
A joke is frequently told about an old person who loses his appetite for sex -- but not his appetite. His friends hire a prostitute for the old man's birthday. "Would you like to have…
"Try my new recipe. They're called shut the fucupcakes" or "I just baked you some shut the fucupcakes" (shut the fuck up + cupcakes) is a food saying that has been printed…
People often say that they have "a book coming out," but where is it coming out? "'Hopefully I've got a book coming out soon. - Shouldn't have eaten it, really.'…
Hors d'oeuvres are often very tiny pieces of food. "Hors d'oeuvres: A ham sandwich cut into 40 pieces" has been credited since at least 1952 to the comedian Jack Benny…
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterJon Dunn@cromercanary@blackratgreen Best thing to do is nag the buyers at your local Tesco - the offending burgers won't be around furlong.That's the mane…
Horseradish is often compared to wasabi. Wasabi was called "Japanese horseradish" in 1903 by American botanist and plant explorer David Fairchild (1869-1954). "An Expert Describes…
Horseradish is often compared to wasabi. Wasabi was called "Japanese horseradish" in 1903 by American botanist and plant explorer David Fairchild (1869-1954). "An Expert Describes…
Horseradish is often compared to wasabi. Wasabi was called "Japanese horseradish" in 1903 by American botanist and plant explorer David Fairchild (1869-1954). "An Expert Describes…
Horseradish is often compared to wasabi. Wasabi was called "Japanese horseradish" in 1903 by American botanist and plant explorer David Fairchild (1869-1954). "An Expert Describes…
Horseradish is often compared to wasabi. Wasabi was called "Japanese horseradish" in 1903 by American botanist and plant explorer David Fairchild (1869-1954). "An Expert Describes…
Hot chocolate (hot cocoa) has been described as chocolate soup. "Hot chocolate is just really just chocolate soup!" was posted on Twitter by Laura Kadner on December 24, 2010.…
"Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Hot chocolate is like a hug for your insides" was posted on Twitter on…
Hot chocolate (hot cocoa) has been described as chocolate soup. "Hot chocolate is just really just chocolate soup!" was posted on Twitter by Laura Kadner on December 24, 2010.…
"Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other" is a popular saying about coffee and cold weather. The saying was posted on Twitter by…