“Gum is a chew toy for humans”
"Gum is like a chew toy for people" is a saying that was printed in a 2008 book. "Gum is a chew toy for humans" was posted on Twitter on October 22, 2012. "Gum is a chew…
“Gummy bears are much smaller than gummy worms in the gummy universe”
In the gummy universe pf gummy candies, gummy worms are bigger than gummy bears. "It's crazy that gummy worms are bigger than gummy bears. The gummy universe must be one fucked…
“Gushers are just gummy ravioli”
Ravioli have been compared to Fruit Gushers because the ravioli envelope can squirt open when eaten. "'How you gonna not like Gushers. They're like candy ravioli.' -…
“Gushers are just sweet ravioli”
Ravioli have been compared to Fruit Gushers because the ravioli envelope can squirt open when eaten. "'How you gonna not like Gushers. They're like candy ravioli.' -…
“Guy about to invent soy sauce: ‘Sure wish I could drink salt’”
Soy sauce has been described by some people as like drinking salt. "Felt like I was drinking salt/soy sauce... *brrrrr...* =P" was posted on Twitter by YJ Tan on May 18, 2009.…
“Guys who cook will do that thing you like… They’ll make you food”
Many women like a man who knows how to cook. "Men who cook will do that thing you like..." was posted on Twitter by L.I.N.Ä on May 23, 2020. "Ladies, a man who likes to cook and…
“Guys who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don’t know what to do with them in the bedroom”
"Guys/Men/People who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are many slight…
“Gym? I thought you said gin”
"Gym? I thought you said gin" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I thought you said Gin not Gym - ha! that said I’d go with Sun and Gin everytime…
“Gyozas are just Japanese pierogies”
The Polish pierogi (plural, "pierogi" or "pierogis" or "pierogies") has been compared to the Japanese gyoza (plural, "gyoza" or "gyozas").…
“H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water”
"Define H2-O and CO-2. H2-O is hot water and CO-2 is cold water" (supposedly from a student exam paper) was printed in The Lamar Democrat (Vernon, AL) on November 9, 1932. "Coach:…
“Had too much wine last night. Have no idea how I got home from the sofa”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led many to isolate in their homes. Liquor stores were open and were deemed essential businesses. This was posted on Twitter by Randi Mayem Singer on March 31,…
“Hakuna Ma’Coffee. It means no worries. I’ll just drink coffee for the rest of the day”
"Hakuna Ma'Coffee. It means no worries. I'll just drink coffee for the rest of the day" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Hakuna matata"…
“Hakuna Ma’Vodka. It means no memories”
"Hakuna Ma'Vodka. It means no memories for the rest of your day/night" is a jocular line that has been printed on T-shirts. "Hakuna matata" is Swahili for "no…
“Hakuna Mimosa. It means it’s brunchtime”
"Hakuna Mimosa. It means it's brunchtime"is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Hakuna matata" is Swahili for "no worries." The song…
“Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine”
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink more wine" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Hakuna matata" is Swahili for "no worries." The song…
“Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early…”
"Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I'll…
“Halloween apples!” (Halloween shout)
"Trick or treat!" is a popular Halloween shout. "Halloween apples!" (or "Any Halloween apples!") is another cry that has been popular in Canada, especially in the…
“Halloween calories don’t count”
"Halloween calories don't count" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. However, everyone knows that calories from all that trick-or-treat candy certainly can add…
“Halloween. Wearing masks, eating candy, listening to scary stuff…”
The 2020 coronavirus outbreak resulted in many requirements to wear masks. "Halloween. Wearing masks, eating candy, listening to scary stuff. Isn't that what we've been doing the…
“Hamburger comes from the German city of Hamburg. Cheeseburger comes from the city of Cheeseburg”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterKarl Sharro@KarlreMarksHamburger comes from the German city of Hamburg while cheeseburger comes from the city of Cheeseburg. I'll see myself out.5:36 AM · Jul…