“Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies”
"Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies" (or "Nana never runs out of hugs or cookies") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as signs, T-shirts…
“Granola bars are edible particle boards”
Some people believe that granola bars taste like particle boards. "When the fine Kashi people say their granola bars are 'chewy' what they really mean is that they're 'like…
“Grape or grain, but never the twain”
'Never mix the grape and the grain" -- that is, do not mix a grape drink (such as wine) with a grain drink (such as beer) -- is a proverb that has been popular since at least the 1940s.…
“Grape: Wine in pill form”
"Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "'Someone offered me…
“Grapefruit is a fruit named after a fruit”
"Grapefruit" is a strange name to many. "Grapefruit, a fruit named after a fruit" was posted on Twitter by Mdange kaTshiwo on July 8, 2014. "Grapefruit: the only fruit…
“Grapefruit tastes like it’s trying to kill you”
Not everyone likes the taste of grapefruit. "Grapefruit tastes like it's trying to kill you" was posted on Twitter by breiana on March 15, 2014. "Grapefruit tastes like…
“Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?”
"Gravity can be gravy all you need is to remove it" was posted on Twitter by "J ☆ ℅ ฿" on May 8, 2017. The word "gravy" plus the word "it" can form the…
“Gravity is what you get when you eat too much and too fast”
"Gravity is what you get when you eat too much and too fast" was included in a 1931 list titled "Boners: Being a collection of schoolboy wisdom, or knowledge as it is sometimes…
“Gravy boat implies the existence of a gravy fleet”
Gravy boats are not boats that sail on water, but there are jokes. "If you had enough gravy boats would you have a gravy navy?" was posted on X/Twitter by John O'Donoghue on May 28,…
“Gravy boats imply the existence of gravy planes, gravy trains, and gravy automobiles”
Gravy boats are not boats that sail on water, but there are jokes. "If you had enough gravy boats would you have a gravy navy?" was posted on X/Twitter by John O'Donoghue on May 28,…
“Gravy boats imply the existence of gravy rivers and gravy lakes”
Gravy boats are not boats that sail on water, but there are jokes. "If you had enough gravy boats would you have a gravy navy?" was posted on X/Twitter by John O'Donoghue on May 28,…
“Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee. Don’t start your day without it”
"Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee. Don't start your day without it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee" is sometimes replaced with…
“Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee. Don’t start your day without it”
"Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee. Don't start your day without it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee" is sometimes replaced with…
“Great minds drink alike”
"Great minds think alike" is an old proverb. "Great minds drink alike" is a drinking variation that has been printed on many images. "Great minds drink alike" was a…
“Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine”
“Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, and small minds discuss people” is an old saying. New York-based author Fran Lebowitz changed this saying a bit in Social Studies…
“Great wine is like great jazz. It confuses me and I’m pretty sure it’s all the same”
Is great wine like great jazz? This was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 20, 2016: "Great wine is like great jazz. It confuses me and I'm pretty sure it's all the same."…
“Great wines are made in the vineyard” (wine adage)
"Great wines are made in the vineyard (and not the cellar)" is a wine proverb of unknown origin. "The Australian wine drinker is coming to realise that great wines are made in the…
“Greek yogurt is just regular yogurt that joined a frat”
Greek yogurt has nothing to do with fraternity and sorority life, but there are jokes. "I don’t eat Greek yogurt. I wasn’t in a fraternity" was posted on Twitter by Jonathan Howe on…
“Greek yogurt is just sour cream that joined a fraternity”
Greek yogurt has nothing to do with fraternity and sorority life, but there are jokes. "I don’t eat Greek yogurt. I wasn’t in a fraternity" was posted on Twitter by Jonathan Howe on…
“Greek yogurt is just sour cream that’s joined a sorority”
Greek yogurt has nothing to do with fraternity and sorority life, but there are jokes. "I don’t eat Greek yogurt. I wasn’t in a fraternity" was posted on Twitter by Jonathan Howe on…