“Eggs are white because god knew black don’t crack”
The saying “black don't crack“ means that people wit darker skin wrinkle less with age. It has nothing to do with the color of eggs, but there are jokes. “Eggs are white cause black…
“Eight S’s of wine tasting: See, Swirl, Sniff, Sip, Slurp, Swish, Swallow (or Spit) and Savor”
Wine tasting involves several steps, almost all beginning with the letter "S": see (sight), swirl, sniff (smell), sip, swish, savor, spit (or swallow) and score. Three S's"See,…
“Either Coke or Pepsi is fine. I’m bi-carbonate”
"Bicarbonate of soda" has nothing to do with Coke or Pepsi or bisexuality, but there are jokes. "If I drink Pepsi or coke does that make me bi-carbonated?" was posted on Twitter…
“Elbow macaroni implies the existence of knee macaroni”
There is "elbow macaroni," but no "knee macaroni" or "knuckle macaroni." "I like elbow macaroni, but I prefer knee macaroni. Or, if I'm not very hungry,…
“Empanadas be having mad air in them! No EMPA, just NADA”
"Some empanadas be having mad air in them no EMPA, just NADA & I don't like that" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Some empanadas look big, but inside…
“Enchiladas are just Mexican manicotti”
Manicotti have been compared to enchiladas. "i am reminded of Nana Z's Easter manicotti and thinking as we make them how similar the enchiladas are. mexican manicott" was posted on…
“Energy = Milk x Coffee (squared)”
"E = mc^2" is Albert Einstein's famous formula of mass-energy equivalence. "Energy = milk x coffee^2" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
“Energy drinks don’t cut it anymore. I need to eat batteries”
Some people feel that they need something even stronger than an energy drink to give them energy, "Energy drinks dont cut it anymore i need to eat batteries" was posted on Facebook by…
“Energy drinks really don’t cut it for me anymore. I need to eat batteries or something”
Some people feel that they need something even stronger than an energy drink to give them energy, "Energy drinks dont cut it anymore i need to eat batteries" was posted on Facebook by…
“Energy equals milk chocolate squared”
Albert Einstein (1879-1955) wrote the famous formula of mass-energy equivalence of "E=mc2" or "energy equals mass times the speed of light (squared)." Chocolate -- the chocolate…
“Enjoy every sandwich” (Warren Zevon)
The rock musician Warren Zevon (1947-2003) had been diagnosed with lung cancer and made his final appearance on Late Night with David Letterman in a tribute show (no other guests were booked for…
“Enjoy life—it’s delicious!”
"Enjoy life -- it's delicious" is a saying that has appeared on many Internet lists of food sayings and that has been put on various gift items. "Enjoy life -- it's…
“Enjoy life sip by sip, not gulp by gulp”
"Enjoy life sip by sip, not gulp by gulp" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying is from "The Minister of Leaves" by The REPUBLIC of TEA. "The…
“Enough is enough! These mosquitoes should learn how to eat bread or something”
"Enough is enough! These mosquitoes should learn how to eat bread or something" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the mosquitoes should learn not to eat humans.…
“Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house”
A joke about a fitness app was posted on Twitter by Mikey on October 12, 2015: "Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house." The one-line…
“Entrail Mix: for cannibals who love the outdoor lifestyle”
"Trail mix" shouldn't be confused with "entrail mix," but there are jokes. "What's the Devil Fish's favorite mid-afternoon snack? ENTRAIL MIX!" was…
“Entre más peligroso es el barrio, más rico saben los tacos”
"The more dangerous the neighborhood, the better the tacos" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain; the saying was popular in California by May 2018.…
“Espresso martinis are just bougie Four Lokos”
An espresso martini has been compared to Four Loko. "Espresso martini = classy four loko" was posted on Twitter by Emma Taylor on September 16, 2011. "Espresso Martini’s are pretty…
“Espresso martinis are just Four Lokos for adults”
An espresso martini has been compared to Four Loko. "Espresso martini = classy four loko" was posted on Twitter by Emma Taylor on September 16, 2011. "Espresso Martini’s are pretty…
“Espresso martinis are just Four Lokos that went to grad school”
An espresso martini has been compared to Four Loko. "Espresso martini = classy four loko" was posted on Twitter by Emma Taylor on September 16, 2011. "Espresso Martini’s are pretty…