“Grey Goose is my spirit animal”
"My spirit animal is Grey Goose" (a brand of vodka) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My spirit animal is Grey Goose" was posted on Twitter by…
“Grilled cheese > chilled grease”
"Grilled cheese" has a spoonerism in "chilled grease." "JUST before Sunday supper, a Des Moines man asked his daughter if she would like a chilled grease sandwich" was…
“Grilled cheese sandwiches are just cheese sandwiches that have been interrogated”
Someone who goes through interrogation is often said to have been "grilled." There are many "grilled" cheese jokes. "Grilled Cheese: Cheese under interrogation by the…
“Grilled cheese sandwiches aren’t even grilled. They are generally pan fried”
Many people contend that the name "grilled cheese" sandwich is not true, and that it should be called a "fried cheese" sandwich because it's usually not made on a grill.…
“Grilled cheese with tomato soup is basically deconstructed pizza”
"Deconstructed pizza- creamy tomato soup with mozzarella and basil grilled cheese sandwiches" was posted on Twitter on September 30, 2012. The "grilled cheese with tomato soup"…
“Gringo conversions: 12 enchiladas = 1 footilada”
There is no "inch" in "enchilada," but there are jokes. "Gringo conversions: 12 enchiladas = 1 footilada" was posted on Twitter by missingblakes on August 8, 2010.…
“Grits is the shit” (“Grits are the shit”)
The expression "is/are the shit" means that something or someone is the ultimate, the top or the best. "Grits is/are the shit" is a popular expression; "grits" can be…
“Grocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to turnip the covers endive into bed”
A greengrocer joke was posted on the websites Pun of the Day and Twitter on December 17, 2010: "Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek,…
“Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef”
Does ground beef/cinnamon/pepper imply the existence of sky beef/cinnamon/pepper? "ground beef implies the existence of sky beef which is oddly enticing" was posted on Twitter by Bris…
“Ground cinnamon implies the existence of sky cinnamon”
Does ground beef/cinnamon/pepper imply the existence of sky beef/cinnamon/pepper? "ground beef implies the existence of sky beef which is oddly enticing" was posted on Twitter by Bris…
“Ground pepper implies the existence of sky pepper”
Does ground beef/cinnamon/pepper imply the existence of sky beef/cinnamon/pepper? "ground beef implies the existence of sky beef which is oddly enticing" was posted on Twitter by Bris…
“Grow what you can and can what you grow”
"Grow what you can and can what you grow" was a popular saying in 1942, during World War II, when food availability was limited. "Grow What You Can, Can What You Grow" was cited…
“Growing your own food is like printing your own money”
"Growing your own food is like printing your own money" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The line was said by Los Angeles-based fashion designer and "guerilla…
“Guacamole is just avocado hummus”
Guacamole (an avocado-based dip/spread) is often compared to hummus (a chickpea-based dip/spread). "'Guacamole is like the hummus of Mexicans.' - @MonstroCafe…
“Guacamole is just avocado salsa”
Guacamole contains avocados; avocado salsa contains avocados. Guacamole is not the same as avocado salsa -- salsa is usually hotter -- but many people believe that they are the same. "Or make…
“Guacamole is just Mexican mashed potatoes”
"Guacamole is Mexican Mashed Potatoes, Gucci Mane, or Guaca Guaca Flame http://tomhaverfoods.com via @TomHaverfoods" was posted on Twitter by Mare Klassen on April 28, 2011. (The original…
“Guacamole is just Mexican pesto”
Pesto is often compared to guacamole. Both are green. although the ingredients are very different. "Pesto- the italian guacamole" was posted on Twitter by Wear A Damn MasKiki on December…
“Guacamole is Mexican hummus”
Guacamole (an avocado-based dip/spread) is often compared to hummus (a chickpea-based dip/spread). "'Guacamole is like the hummus of Mexicans.' - @MonstroCafe…
“Guess what?”/“Chicken butt.”
"Guess what? Chicken butt!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It's mostly a children's nonsense rhyme. One says, "Guess what?" The other responds,…
“Guinness doesn’t travel well” (drink adage)
Guinness is a favorite drink in Dublin, Ireland. Although Guinness is available in many countries, many people insist that only the Dublin product is the true Guinness. 'Guinness doesn't…