“Granola bars are edible particle boards”
Some people believe that granola bars taste like particle boards.
“When the fine Kashi people say their granola bars are ‘chewy’ what they really mean is that they’re ‘like biting into particle board’” was posted on X/Twitter by John Davison on February 17, 2009. “My granola bar tastes like particle board” was posted on X/Twitter by Cabinet of The Quay Brothers on October 11, 2010. “I like granola bars, but when you think about it, they’re kinda like edible particle board” was posted on X/Twitter by Robert R Best on April 12, 2013. “Granola bars are edible particle boards” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on August 4, 2023.
Wikipedia: Granola
Granola is a food consisting of rolled oats, nuts, seeds, honey or other sweeteners such as brown sugar, and sometimes puffed rice, that is usually baked until crisp, toasted and golden brown. The mixture is stirred while baking to avoid burning and to maintain a loose breakfast cereal consistency. Dried fruit, such as raisins and dates, and confections such as chocolate are sometimes added.
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John Davison
@jwhdavison
When the fine Kashi people say their granola bars are “chewy” what they really mean is that they’re “like biting into particle board”
11:02 PM · Feb 17, 2009
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breakfast at epiphany’s
@grlwholvd
eating a maple brown sugar nature valley granola bar. they look like and have the texture of particle board, but they’re freaking delicious.
3:33 PM · Mar 31, 2009
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Louis Suarato
@LouisS
That Oats ‘n Honey Granola Bar can double as particle board.
2:53 PM · Apr 7, 2009
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Casey Boyle
@caseyboyle
thankfully, this granola bar only looks like particle board; it tastes much more like cardboard.
6:21 PM · Jun 15, 2009
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Toby Elwin @TobyElwin@mastodon.world
@TobyElwin
short on granola, I tried Kashi Go Lean Crunch! If the goal was making a cereal that tastes like particle board - mission accomplished
6:48 AM · Jan 27, 2010
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Cabinet of The Quay Brothers
@cabinetofquay
My granola bar tastes like particle board.
1:31 PM · Oct 11, 2010
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David Stevens
@Manasavile
Ever notice how granola looks alot like particle board?
2:14 PM · Apr 22, 2011
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the J is for Jingleheimer
@TylerJPetty
Are granola bars and particle board the same material? And if so, which application came first?
10:02 PM · Mar 20, 2012
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Mochi
@Mochifoxy
The way granola bars are compressed reminds me of particle board.
11:13 AM · Mar 28, 2012
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Robert R Best
@RobertRBest
I like granola bars, but when you think about it, they’re kinda like edible particle board.
10:18 AM · Apr 12, 2013
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His Imperial Majesty
@NinoDemayo
This Kashi granola bar tastes like particle board.
6:05 PM · Feb 3, 2014
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Shaunacy
@its_pears
this granola bar tastes and feels like eating particle board
3:13 PM · May 26, 2016
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Rudolf, Arcanine on main
@RudolfWolph
Nature Valley: the granola bar for people who associate nature with the texture and flavor of particle board.
7:58 AM · Jul 14, 2020
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Paul Heaston
@paulheaston
Nature Valley granola bars are the particle board of snacks
10:39 AM · Aug 14, 2021
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/SternLecture August 4, 2023
Granola bars are edible particle boards