“Crayons are a lot like M&M’s. All the colors taste the same”
Both crayons and M&M's candies come in many colors. Only one is a food, however. "@abbykippel do you eat crayons? i was surprised to find out that all the colors taste the same"…
“Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They’ll kill your dog”
“Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get" is a famous line from the movie Forrest Gump (1994). Many people love chocolate, but it can kill…
“Crazy fact #274: Eating 3 pizzas a day is more healthy for you than being dead”
"Crazy fact #274: Eating 3 pizzas a day is more healthy for you than being dead" and "Fact: Drinking beer every day is healthier for you than being dead" and "Fun Fact:…
“Crazy how cookin used to save money… Now it don’t even matter”
"Crazy how cookin used to save money.. Now it don’t even matter" was posted on Facebook by Ronnel Moore on May 26, 2023, and this received over 113,000 shares. That is, the price of…
“Crazy how cooking used to save money… Now it don’t even matter”
"Crazy how cookin used to save money.. Now it don’t even matter" was posted on Facebook by Ronnel Moore on May 26, 2023, and this received over 113,000 shares. That is, the price of…
“Cream cheese is a poor man’s brie”
Cream cheese has been compared to brie. "Cream cheese: the poor man's brie" was posted on X/Twitter on January 24, 2011. "OH: Cream cheese. The poor man's brie" was…
“Cream soup is just a warm vegetable smoothie”
Soup has been compared to a vegetable smoothie. "RT @NowGamer_Dan: FF VII's Aeris once supposed that soup is actually just a hot vegetable smoothie. She was killed for this…
“Creamy peanut butter implies the existence of squirty peanut butter”
Peanut butter seemingly implies the existence of other peanut things. "There exists peanut butter but there not exists peanut margarine" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on February…
“Crème brûlée is just French flan”
Crème brûlée is often compared to flan. "U kno.... creme brulee is jsut French flan... I see through your lies French ppl..." was posted on Twitter by isimonito on November 12, 2016.…
“Criminalized Onions” (“caramelized” mistake)
"Caramelized onions" are sometimes mistakenly described as "criminalized onions." "Santi just called caramelized onions "criminalized onions" #ShitSantiSays"…
“Croissants are just biscuits that studied abroad”
Mark Twain wrote "cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education" in The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson (1894). "Croissants are just biscuits that studied…
“Croquettes are just nuggets that went to France”
Croquettes have been compared to nuggets. "@fabunarry croquettes are the french word for chicken nuggets. Yeah. Hahaha" was posted on Twitter by Breezy Clarke on October 11, 2012.…
“Croquettes are just very fancy nuggets”
Croquettes have been compared to nuggets. "@fabunarry croquettes are the french word for chicken nuggets. Yeah. Hahaha" was posted on Twitter by Breezy Clarke on October 11, 2012.…
“Croquettes are the adult chicken nuggets”
Croquettes have been compared to nuggets. "@fabunarry croquettes are the french word for chicken nuggets. Yeah. Hahaha" was posted on Twitter by Breezy Clarke on October 11, 2012.…
“Croquettes are the French word for chicken nuggets”
Croquettes have been compared to nuggets. "@fabunarry croquettes are the french word for chicken nuggets. Yeah. Hahaha" was posted on Twitter by Breezy Clarke on October 11, 2012.…
“Crouton. ???????? ???????? Croutoff. ???????? ???????? Crouton. Croutoff. The Salad”
There are salad croutons, but no croutoffs. There are several jokes, such as "crouton, croutoff" (like "clap on, clap off" of The Clapper, and "wax on, wax off" from…
“Croutons are just big bread crumbs”
Croutons have been compared to bread crumbs. "Croutons are just big bread crumbs #latenightthoughtswithsoraya" was posted on Twitter on October 12, 2013. "Croutons are like giant…
“Croutons are just bread jerky”
Bagels, baguettes, breadsticks, crackers, croutons, pizza crust and toast have all been called "bread jerky." "Toast is just bread jerky, you silly fux. I am eatin' toast"…
“Croutons are just mini garlic bread”
Croutons have been compared to garlic bread. "croutons are just tiny pieces of garlic bread" was posted on Twitter by Faith. on June 28, 2010. "Croutons are like mini garlic breads…
“Croutons are just mini garlic breads”
Croutons have been compared to garlic bread. "croutons are just tiny pieces of garlic bread" was posted on Twitter by Faith. on June 28, 2010. "Croutons are like mini garlic breads…