“Cooking Rule: If at first you don’t succeed, order pizza”
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again" is a popular American poem verse from the 1830s. The verse has many joke endings that replace "try, try again." Cooking…
“Cooking shows and vlogs never show the part where they have to clean up all the pots and pans”
Cooking shows may show the cooking, but they don't show the cleaning. "Cooking shows make me angry because they make it look so easy. And they never show them cleaning dishes, by far the…
“Cooking tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out”
American cartoonist and writer Nicole Hollander is credited with the popular Thanksgiving line: "Cooking tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out." It's not…
“Cool beans” (slang)
"Cool beans!" is an exclamation meaning "Excellent!" or "Wonderful!" The term "cool beans" appears to have been used in the Cheech and Chong movie Up in…
“Core elation is not causation” (joke)
An apple pun was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on March 10, 2020: "Violent crime has increased with the rate of people made joyous by the central part of an apple. But then again, core elation…
“Corks are for quitters”
"Corks are for quitters" (such as when someone corks a wine bottle that is not finished) is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Corks are for quitters"…
“Corn dogs are just meat lollipops”
Corn dogs have been compared to lollipops and popsicles. "Yeah, corn dogs are meat popsicles, jeez!" was posted on Twitter by Melissa & Dawn on November 3, 2009. " Someone on fb…
“Corn dogs are just meat popsicles”
Corn dogs have been compared to lollipops and popsicles. "Yeah, corn dogs are meat popsicles, jeez!" was posted on Twitter by Melissa & Dawn on November 3, 2009. " Someone on fb…
“Corn dogs are just meat Twinkies”
Corn dogs have been compared to Twinkies. "Corn dogs are meat-filled twinkies" was posted on Twitter by Duff LeBag on July 4, 2010. "'corn dogs are just meat Twinkies'…
“Corn dogs imply the existence of corn cats”
There are corn dogs, but no corn cats. "mmm corn dogs. Far superior than corn cats" was posted on Twitter by Shawn Daley on March 16, 2010. "I think I like corndogs better. Not…
“Corn is a speedometer for your digestive system”
Corn goes through one's digestive system and comes out very noticeably. "It occured to me today that chipotle's corn salsa can act as a speedometer for your digestive system"…
“Corn is just reverse pomegranate”
A corn on the cob has corn kernels on the outside. Pomegranates have many seeds, which are on the inside. "pomegranates are like reverse corn" was posted on Twitter by Jingle Gisele on…
“Corn is the tracer bullet of the digestive system”
Corn goes through one's digestive system and comes out very noticeably. "Corn is the tracer bullet of your bowels" was posted on Twitter by Patrick on February 5, 2012. "Corn is…
“Corn makes whiskey. Wheat makes beer. Grapes make wine. Potatoes make vodka…”
"Corn makes whiskey. Wheat makes beer. Grapes make wine. Potatoes make vodka. Can't get drunk without farmers!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Corn makes…
“Corn on the cob is just ribs for vegetarians”
"They should call corn on the cob 'ribs for vegans'" is a saying was posted on Twitter on May 25, 2012. "Corn on the cob is just ribs for vegetarians" was posted on…
“Cornbread ain’t done in the middle” (stupid)
"Bread/Cornbread ain't done in the middle" (a person is stupid) is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorshup is unknown. "Her bread ain't done in the…
“Corndogs imply the existence of corncats”
There are corn dogs, but no corn cats. "mmm corn dogs. Far superior than corn cats" was posted on Twitter by Shawn Daley on March 16, 2010. "I think I like corndogs better. Not…
“Cottage cheese implies shanty, apartment, condo & mansion cheese exist”
There is cottage cheese, but what about the cheese of other buildings? "cottage cheese implies the existence of other building themed cheeses" was posted on Twitter by shrimp 'fried…
“Cottage cheese implies the existence of bungalow cheese”
There is cottage cheese, but what about the cheese of other buildings? "cottage cheese implies the existence of other building themed cheeses" was posted on Twitter by shrimp 'fried…
“Cottage cheese implies the existence of cabin cheese”
There is cottage cheese, but what about the cheese of other buildings? "cottage cheese implies the existence of other building themed cheeses" was posted on Twitter by shrimp 'fried…