“Croutons are just stale garlic bread”
Croutons have been compared to garlic bread. "Croutons=stale garlic bread" was posted on Twitter by 𝕋𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕒 on June 18, 2012. "Croutons are just stale garlic bread…
“Croutons are the Lucky Charms marshmallows of salad”
The marshmallows in Lucky Charms cereal have been compared to the croutons in salad. Many children save the marshmallows in their Lucky Charms to be eaten last, and many adults save the croutons in…
“Croutons imply the existence of croutoffs”
There are salad croutons, but no croutoffs. There are several jokes, such as "crouton, croutoff" (like "clap on, clap off" of The Clapper, and "wax on, wax off" from…
“Croutons in salad are the adult version of marshmallows in Lucky Charms”
The marshmallows in Lucky Charms cereal have been compared to the croutons in salad. Many children save the marshmallows in their Lucky Charms to be eaten last, and many adults save the croutons in…
“Crunchy peanut butter is just peanut butter with pulp”
Chunky peanut butter and crunchy peanut butter have been compared to orange juice with pulp. Both peanuts butters contain some coarsely-ground peanut fragments. "I don't get chunky…
“Crushed ice is just pulp for water”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterArthur Marshall@ArtymarshCrushed ice is just pulp for water1:56 PM · Apr 7, 2018·Twitter for Android Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/NorthStarsHD April 10,…
“Crust is bread armor”
Crust is on the outside of bread, like armor. "If I were bread crust I wouldn't want to be called bread crust I would want to be called bread armor or bread guardian or something"…
“Cucumber is the watermelon of the vegetable world”
A watermelon is a fruit. A cucumber is botanically also a fruit, but is often considered to be a vegetable. "#stuffdansays Cucumber is the watermelon of the vegetable world" was posted on…
“Cucumbers are just baby watermelons”
Cucumbers are often compared to watermelons. They are both of the Cucurbitaceae gourd family. "cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons" was posted on Twitter by Brandon…
“Cucumbers are just crunchy water”
Are cucumbers mostly water? "@lisam75 are you serious? i love cucumber! what's not to like, sure they're just crunchy water" was posted on Twitter on August 8, 2009. "A…
“Cucumbers are just diet watermelons”
Cucumbers are often compared to watermelons. They are both of the Cucurbitaceae gourd family. "cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons" was posted on Twitter by Brandon…
“Cucumbers are just savory watermelons”
Cucumbers are often compared to watermelons. They are both of the Cucurbitaceae gourd family. "cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons" was posted on Twitter by Brandon…
“Cucumbers are just savoury watermelons”
Cucumbers are often compared to watermelons. They are both of the Cucurbitaceae gourd family. "cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons" was posted on Twitter by Brandon…
“Cucumbers are just tasteless watermelons”
Cucumbers are often compared to watermelons. They are both of the Cucurbitaceae gourd family. "cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons" was posted on Twitter by Brandon…
“Cucumbers are just unsweetened watermelons”
Cucumbers are often compared to watermelons. They are both of the Cucurbitaceae gourd family. "cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons" was posted on Twitter by Brandon…
“Cucumbers are the watermelons of vegetables”
A watermelon is a fruit. A cucumber is botanically also a fruit, but is often considered to be a vegetable. "#stuffdansays Cucumber is the watermelon of the vegetable world" was posted on…
“Cup of Fuckoffee: 1 splash of no one cares. A dash of kiss my ass. Add some fuck yous”
"Good morning, I'll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspress" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Fuckoffee" (fuck off + coffee) is a…
“Cup of tea” (a preference)
"My cup of tea" (or, "not my cup of tea") indicates a personal preference, something a person likes or dislikes. The term "cup of tea" appears to have originated in…
“Cup one is so I can get stuff done. Cup two is so I will be nice to you. Cup three is all for me”
"Cup one is so I can get stuff done. Cup two is so I will be nice to you. Cup three is all for me. Ahh, coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Cup one is…
“Cupcakes are just frosted muffins”
Cupcakes are often compared to muffins, and frosting is a key difference. Many people believe that a cupcake is a frosted muffin, and that a muffin is an unfrosted cupcake. "I just ate a…