“Yo mama is so fat, when she went skydiving she caused an eclipse”
A popular "yo mama" insult "fat joke" is: "Yo mama is so fat, when she went skydiving she caused an eclipse." The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on August…
“Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a super spoon for the Super Bowl”
The Super Bowl (NFL football's championship game) has nothing to do with a bowl for consuming food, but there are jokes. "Yo mama so stupid when she went to the Super Bowl she brought a…
“Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew”
Mountain Dew is a soft drink and not an actual mountain, but there are jokes. A popular "yo mama" insult "stupid joke" is: "Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb…
“Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order”
A popular "yo mama" insult joke is: "Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order." Of course, they are all the letter "M." The joke has…
“Yo mama is so ugly, she can make yogurt just by staring at a glass of milk”
A popular "yo mama" insult joke is: "Yo mama is so ugly, she can make yogurt just by staring at a glass of milk for an hour." The joke has been cited in print since at least…
“Yo mama’s so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk”
A popular "yo mama" insult "poor joke" is: "Yo mama's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk." The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on…
“Yoga pants are the bacon of clothing”
"Yoga pants are the bacon of clothing" (or "Yoga pants; The bacon of clothing") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is presumably by a heterosexual male…
“Yoga pants: The bacon of clothing”
"Yoga pants are the bacon of clothing" (or "Yoga pants; The bacon of clothing") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is presumably by a heterosexual male…
“Yogurt does nothing. Creamy nonsense. You ever finished a yogurt cup and felt like it made a difference? Like throwing a shoe at a bear”
Many people eat yogurt and still feel hungry. This was posted on X/Twitter by John Mayer on July 7, 2017, and it received over 71,000 likes: "Yogurt does nothing. Creamy nonsense. You ever…
“Yogurt is just breakfast pudding”
Yogurt has been compared to pudding. "Yogurt is just breakfast pudding. Deep down, we all know it to be true" was posted on Twitter by kaŝnomo on August 21, 2012. "Yogurt is just…
“York peppermint patties are chocolate covered toothpaste”
Many people think that Junior Mints and York Peppermint Patties taste like chocolate covered toothpaste. Wikipedia: Junior MintsJunior Mints are a candy brand consisting of small rounds of mint…
“York Peppermint Patties are grown up Junior Mints”
Junior Mints have been compared to York Peppermint Patties. "Junior Mints are delicious, but in the high school of candy the York Peppermint Patty remains the Senior Mint" was posted on…
“York Peppermint Patties are just giant Junior Mints”
Junior Mints have been compared to York Peppermint Patties. "Junior Mints are delicious, but in the high school of candy the York Peppermint Patty remains the Senior Mint" was posted on…
“York Peppermint Patties are just large Junior Mints, or Senior Mints”
Junior Mints have been compared to York Peppermint Patties. "Junior Mints are delicious, but in the high school of candy the York Peppermint Patty remains the Senior Mint" was posted on…
“You are [acute] [tea] [pi]” (a cutie pie)
"You are [acute] [tea] [pi]" (a cutie pie) -- the last three terms are illustrated -- is a rebus that has been printed on many images. The rebus has been cited in print since at least…
“You are a beautiful cupcake in a world full of muffins”
"Be a cupcake in a world (full) of muffins" (or "You are a beautiful cupcake in a world full of muffins") is a saying that has been printed on many images. A cupcake is similar…
“You are beauitful inside and out. Just like a burrito”
Many people believe that a burrito is beautiful. "Always remember no matter what you are beautiful inside and out. Like a burrito" was posted on Facebook by Chow Gozen on September 11,…
“You are beautiful inside and out. Like a burrito”
Many people believe that a burrito is beautiful. "Always remember no matter what you are beautiful inside and out. Like a burrito" was posted on Facebook by Chow Gozen on September 11,…
“You are not from the hood if you’ve never ate a spaghetti sandwich”
"U ain’t hood if u ain’t never eat a spaghetti sandwich" (or "You are not from the hood if you've never ate a spaghetti sandwich") is a saying that has been printed on…
“You are not illiterate” (fortune cookie message)
A jocular fortune cookie message, "You are not illiterate," has been printed on many images. Many people consider it the worst fortune cookie ever, because who wants to read that one can…