A gym riddle is: Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?A: He was destroying his calves. "Did you hear about the farmer? He was arrested for destroying his calves in the gym....JOKE…
An egg riddle (popular at Easter) is: Q: Why was the little girl sad after the race?A: Because an egg beater. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2010. Its All HumorWednesday, March 31,…
"Winners train, losers complain" is a popular T-shirt slogan that has been cited in print since at least 2000. The author of the saying is unknown. "Winners train, whiners…
"With great power comes great responsibility" is a saying that was popularized in Spider-Man comic books. "With great reflexes comes great response ability" is a jocular…
"Woke up early enough to go to the gym for an amazing work out. I didn't go, but I woke up early enough" was posted on X/Twitter by Michael P Spradlin on November 26, 2018.…
Some people -- non-runners and runners -- wake up with a "dead leg." A joke was posted on Twitter by Tony Cowards on December 12, 2010: "Woke up this morning with a dead leg, no idea…
"Work/Workout not to look good, but to make others look bad" is a workout adage that has been cited in print since at least 2009. The authorship is unknown. Workout ScienceThursday,…
"Work out because you love your body, not because you hate it" (or "Exercise/Train because you love your body, not because you hate it") is an exercise saying that has been…
"Work out tip: Get really heavy coffee mugs" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Bones Coffee Company…
People lie about impossibly perfect days of getting everything accomplished. "I just went to the gym, ran 10 miles, went to church and then came home to write a tweet that is a total lie"…
Many people are addicted to working out. "Running is like taking a drug" was printed in the Edmonton (Alberta) Journal on April 26, 1977. "Working out is like a drug" is a…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many closings. A joke was posted on Twitter by danielle weisberg on March 15, 2020: "Wow.. bars, clubs, and gyms all closed?? my life is about to…
"Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life" (or "Raise your hand if you try to breathe quieter while walking…
"Yawning is your body's way of saying 20% battery remaining" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Yawning. Is your body's way of saying 20% of battery…
A popular "yo mama" insult "fat joke" is: "Yo mama is so fat, people jog around her for exercise." The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on September 7, 1994.…
"Yoga class? I thought you said 'pour a glass'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Yoga class? I thought you said 'pour a glass'…
"Yoga is spending an hour trying not to fart" is a jocular yoga saying that has been printed on many images. The joke has been told by several comedians. "Yoga is a Sanskrit word…
"Yoga is spending an hour trying not to fart" is a jocular yoga saying that has been printed on many images. The joke has been told by several comedians. "Yoga is a Sanskrit word…
"Yoga is my favorite way to pretend to work out" is a yoga saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was printed on an ecard and was first posted on Twitter on September 5,…
Is yoga like the game of Twister? "Yoga = single-player Twister" was posted on Twitter by Spike Warden 💖💜💙 on June 29, 2018. "Yoga is single player twister" was posted…