“You deserve whatever happens to you on a pogo stick”
Many people believe that a pogo stick is dangerous. "You deserve whatever happens to you on a pogo stick" was posted on Twitter by Jonathan Cerda-Rowell on August 10, 2015. "You…
“You don’t need committees to solve things. Just find two women on an evening fitness walk”
Two women can be very involved on fitness walks. This was posted on Twitter by Elizabeth Hackett on April 24, 2019: "You don't need committees to solve things. Just find two women who are…
“You ever try to breath quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you…”
"Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life" (or "Raise your hand if you try to breathe quieter while walking…
“You gotta hustle for the muscle”
"Hustle for the/that muscle" is an exercise saying that has been printed on many images. "Try this link ...hustle for the muscle !" was posted on Twitter by MC HAMMER on May 15,…
“You know it’s bad when you don’t even get morning skinny anymore”
Some overweight people at least feel skinny in the morning. "You know the holiday season/freshman 15 is approaching when you don’t even get morning skinny anymore" was posted on Twitter…
“You never know how out of shape you are until you try to get back in shape”
"You never know how out of shape you are until you try to get back in shape" is a popular saying that was posted on Twitter by MrBigKahuna on November 19, 2009. There are many variations…
“You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising”
"You never realize how long a minute is until you're exercising" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. There is no particular author because there are many…
“You’re only one workout away from a good mood”
"You're only one workout away from a good mood" is a saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts and posters. Valerie Walters, a Los Angeles personal trainer to…
“You’ve got to hand it to relay runners”
Relay runners hand each other a baton. "You've got to hand it to Relay Teams #win100" is a pun that was posted on Twitter by Alan Machnik on November 1, 2010. Machnik also posted the…
“Your feet are hurting because u r kicking so much ass”
"Your feet are hurting because u r kicking so much ass" is a running saying that has been printed on signs. "'Your feet are hurting because you're kicking so much ass"…
“Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of jogging every day”
"Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does. That's why I think of jogging every day" is a jocular anti-exercise saying that has been printed on several images.…
“You’re only one run away from a good mood”
“You’re only one run away from a good mood” is a running saying that has been printed on many images. "Lace up... You're only one run away from a good mood" was posted on…
“You’re only one swim away from a good mood”
“You’re only one swim away from a good mood” is a swimming saying that has been printed on many images. "You're only one swim away from a good mood (as long as your coach…
Aquacise (aqua + exercise)
"Aquacise" (aqua + exercise) is an exercise done in water, such as in a swimming pool or a lake. "Aquacise" has been cited in print since at least April 1970, when it was…
Aquacycling
"Aquacycling" (or "aqua-cycling") is an exercise bike that is submerged in water. The bottom part of a person's body pedals the bike under water. "Aquacyling" has…
Cycologist (spinning instructor)
"Cycologist" sounds like "psychologist," but means a "cycling" or "spinning" teacher/instructor. "Cycle clinics with 'cycologist' Mal…
DFL (Dead Fucking Last)
"DFL" stands for "Dead Fucking Last." The term "DFL" is used in running and in many other sports. "DFL" has been cited in print since at least 1986, when it…
Dreadmill (dread + treadmill)
The treadmill is a popular piece of exercise equipment; those who don't like the treadmill have nicknamed it "dreadmill" (dread + treadmill). "Dreadmill" has been cited in…
Fitacular (fit/fitness + spectacular)
Planet Fitness (a fitness center franchise) trademarked the term "fitacular" in 2021. It is a portmanteau of the words "fit" (or "fitness") and…
Fitspiration (fitness + inspiration)
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterMellissa Gorecki@MellissaGoreckiThe fitspiration-fitness journal is now available at http://www.mellissagorecki.com/ ! :)10:37 PM - 10 Mar 09…