"No whey, José," a pun on "No way, José," has been cited in print since at least 1985. A joke was posted to Reddit -- Jokes on July 17, 2014: Q: What do you call a Mexican…
There are several "zombie bodybuilder" jokes. "Newspaper Headline: ZOMBIE BODYBUILDER DOES THE DEADLIFT" was printed in the book Funny Shaped Balls: The Biggest Book of Sporting…
CrossFit is a fitness program that was founded in 2000. An obvious joke is: Q: What exercise did Jesus do?A: CrossFit. "Where did jesus work out? Crossfit" was cited on Twitter on…
A Bigfoot riddle is: Q: What is Bigfoot’s favorite exercise?A: Sasquats. Bigfoot is also called "Sasquatch," and this is made to sound like it also contains the word "squats."…
A swimming riddle is: Q: What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?A: Pool-ups. The riddle was posted on Twitter by Dermaswim Pro on February 25, 2011. There is no defined exercise as a…
A running riddle is: Q: What kind of running means walking?A: Running out of gas. The riddle was printed in the book The Zaniest Riddle Book in the World (1984) by Joseph Rosenbloom. Google…
An egg riddle (popular at Easter) is: Q: What sport are eggs good at?A: Running. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2010. Its All HumorWednesday, March 31, 2010Easter egg jokes(...)Q.…
There are "Brussels sprouts" and no "muscle sprouts," but there are jokes. "What kind of vegetables workout in a gym? Muscle sprouts" was posted on X/Twitter by Dr.…
"Yoga is spending an hour trying not to fart" is a jocular yoga saying that has been printed on many images. The joke has been told by several comedians. "Yoga is a Sanskrit word…
"What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an images. "What's best way to build upper arm strength?…
A riddle that might be popular at some gyms is: Q: What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?A: Women. The joke became popular in 2011. "Ah, sarcasm. Perhaps the only thing that gets…
"Marathong" (marathon + thong) is an infrequently used marathon joke word. "Marathong? Running in a thong?" was posted on Twitter on March 14, 2010. "I just invented a race…
A joke about the best machine at the gym is: Q: What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?A: The ATM. The joke might have originated with late night television comedian Jay Leno.…
A NSFW jogging riddle is: Q: What's the difference between a sewing machine and a female jogger?A: A sewing machine only has one bobbin. The pun is one the word "bobbin" (a spindle);…
Some mock Chinese proverbs (supposedly of the ancient Chinese philosopher Confucius) have been published since at least 1996: ConFuSciouS SayS:"man who run in front of car get…
"Deadlifting" does not involve dead bodies, but there are mortician jokes. "Marshall White on WSM is a mortician! I bet he's good at the deadlift! boom boom" was posted on…
There are "Brussels sprouts" and no "muscle sprouts," but there are jokes. "What kind of vegetables workout in a gym? Muscle sprouts" was posted on X/Twitter by Dr.…
"When a girl is playing a sport and she tightens her ponytail, you know it's/shit's about to go down" is an exercise/sports saying that has been printed on many images.…
"When a girl is playing a sport and she tightens her ponytail, you know it's/shit's about to go down" is an exercise/sports saying that has been printed on many images.…
To do something "religiously" usually means to do it regularly and well -- to please God. However, not everyone is religious. "Tell people you go to the gym religiously When they…