"Whenever I go running, I meet new people...like paramedics" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "EVERY TIME I JOG, I MEET NEW PEOPLE. OF COURSE, THEY'RE…
"Whenever I go running, I meet new people...like paramedics" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "EVERY TIME I JOG, I MEET NEW PEOPLE. OF COURSE, THEY'RE…
Pilates (a type of mind-body exercise) shouldn't be confused with Roman governor Pontius Pilate, but there are jokes. "Pilates must be pretty tough exercise if they killed Jesus" was…
"Everybody wants to be a diamond, but very few are willing to get cut" is a motivational saying that has been printed on posters. The saying was popularized by American author Eric…
"Excuses don't burn calories" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Origin of the saying is unknown, but the blog Excuses Don't Burn Calories began on…
"Work out because you love your body, not because you hate it" (or "Exercise/Train because you love your body, not because you hate it") is an exercise saying that has been…
""Exercise bikes get you nowhere" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on T-shirts. "Exercise bikes get you nowhere - except towards fitness without being rained…
"Exercise can add years to your life.. For example I ran a mile today and now I feel like I'm 95" is a joke that was cited on Twitter on April 7, 2014. The original author of the…
"Exercise changes the outside. Running changes the inside" is a motivational saying that has been printed on posters. The website Our Sole Intent promoted the saying on September 10,…
"Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Exercise gives you energy…
"Whenever I say the word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate" (or "Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate"…
The automaker Henry Ford (1863-1947) said "history is more or less bunk" in a 1916 newspaper interview. Ford is also usually credited with saying, "Exercise is bunk. If you are…
Exercise is often painful, but it can be a "good" kind of pain. "Exercise is just glorified self-harm" was posted on Twitter by Chris on May 23, 2010. "Don't let…
"Exercise is more difficult the more you need it" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on July 17, 2021. That is, the people who most need to work out are too fat and unfit to do much…
"Exercise makes you look better naked. So does alcohol/beer/champagne/tequila/vodka/whiskey/wine. Your choice" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images.…
"Exercise should be regarded as tribute to the heart" is a quote from boxing champion Gene Tunney (1897-1978) that appeared in the article "It's More Fun to Be Fit" in the…
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries" is a jocular saying that has been printed on T-shirts and posters. "I keep getting exercise and extra fries mixed up" was cited on…
"Exercise? I thought you said extra rice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@JinnoRufino I thought you said 'extra rice'. hahaha" was posted…
"Exercise? I thought you said extra slice" is a pizza saying that has been printed on many images. Occasionally, however, the "slice" refers to food other than pizza.…
"EXERCISE... exercise...exarsize...eggs are sides...for bacon!" is a jocular line that has been printed on many T-shirts and GIFs. "Exercise -> x-ar-size -> eggs are sides…