“Education is important, but big biceps are importanter”
"Education is important, but [X] is importanter" is a jocular line that has been printed on T-shirts, posters and ecards. "Education is important, but big biceps are…
“Ever since I started a routine of jogging at midnight I have been running late”
The term "running late" means to be behind schedule. It doesn't mean to be actually running (jogging) at a late hour, but there are jokes. "Running late, like I'm jogging…
“Every day is leg day at the gym if you’re a spider”
When people go to a gym for "leg day," they work on their legs. Spiders have many legs. "Imagine how bad a spider's leg day is at the gym! 4 times worse than a humans!" was…
“Every passion has its destiny”
"Every passion has its destiny" is a popular running saying; a poster shows Billy Mills winning the 10,000 meter run in the 1964 Tokyo Olympics. A 2003 article on Billy Mills shows that…
“Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’ I wash my mouth out with chocolate”
"Whenever I say the word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate" (or "Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate"…
“Every time I jog, I meet new people. Of course, they’re usually paramedics”
"Whenever I go running, I meet new people...like paramedics" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "EVERY TIME I JOG, I MEET NEW PEOPLE. OF COURSE, THEY'RE…
“Every time I take up exercising I meet new people. They’re usually paramedics, but new people”
"Whenever I go running, I meet new people...like paramedics" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "EVERY TIME I JOG, I MEET NEW PEOPLE. OF COURSE, THEY'RE…
“Every time I’m sore after Pilates I remember it’s what killed Jesus”
Pilates (a type of mind-body exercise) shouldn't be confused with Roman governor Pontius Pilate, but there are jokes. "Pilates must be pretty tough exercise if they killed Jesus" was…
“Everybody wants to be a diamond, but very few are willing to get cut”
"Everybody wants to be a diamond, but very few are willing to get cut" is a motivational saying that has been printed on posters. The saying was popularized by American author Eric…
“Excuses don’t burn calories”
"Excuses don't burn calories" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Origin of the saying is unknown, but the blog Excuses Don't Burn Calories began on…
“Exercise because you love your body, not because you hate it”
"Work out because you love your body, not because you hate it" (or "Exercise/Train because you love your body, not because you hate it") is an exercise saying that has been…
“Exercise bikes get you nowhere”
""Exercise bikes get you nowhere" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on T-shirts. "Exercise bikes get you nowhere - except towards fitness without being rained…
“Exercise can add years to your life” (joke)
"Exercise can add years to your life.. For example I ran a mile today and now I feel like I'm 95" is a joke that was cited on Twitter on April 7, 2014. The original author of the…
“Exercise changes the outside. Running changes the inside”
"Exercise changes the outside. Running changes the inside" is a motivational saying that has been printed on posters. The website Our Sole Intent promoted the saying on September 10,…
“Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me”
"Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Exercise gives you energy but you…
“Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate”
"Whenever I say the word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate" (or "Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate"…
“Exercise is bunk—if you are healthy, you don’t need it”
The automaker Henry Ford (1863-1947) said "history is more or less bunk" in a 1916 newspaper interview. Ford is also usually credited with saying, "Exercise is bunk. If you are…
“Exercise is just self-harm, but with benefits”
Exercise is often painful, but it can be a "good" kind of pain. "Exercise is just glorified self-harm" was posted on Twitter by Chris on May 23, 2010. "Don't let…
“Exercise is more difficult the more you need it”
"Exercise is more difficult the more you need it" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on July 17, 2021. That is, the people who most need to work out are too fat and unfit to do much…
“Exercise makes you look better naked. So does alcohol. Your choice”
"Exercise makes you look better naked. So does alcohol/beer/champagne/tequila/vodka/whiskey/wine. Your choice" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images.…