“Ctrl + Alt + Delete my belly fat”
"Alexa. delete my belly" is a jocular command to the Amazon Alexa virtual assistant that has been printed on many images. Unfortunately, losing a fat belly is not so simple as this.…
“Curls for the girls” (weightlifting saying)
"Curls for the girls" -- biceps curls, not hair curls -- is a weight training saying that has been printed on many T-shirts and posters. The saying means that male bodybuilders doing…
“Cuts for the sluts” (weightlifting saying)
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Curls for the girls" is a similar saying that has been cited in print since at least 1981. Other weightlifting sayings include "benches for the…
“Dear Science, when I suck in my tummy, where does the fat go and why doesn’t it stay there?”
"Dear Science, when I suck in my tummy, where does the fat go and why doesn't it stay there?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "U know when u suck in…
“Dehydration is not something to cry about”
"Dehydration is not something to cry about" is a jocular one-line saying that was posted on Twitter on December 10, 2012. The saying was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners on October 27, 2017.…
“Depression—When you buy a hula-hoop and it fits you”
A hula hoop is a toy hoop that is twirled around the waist, limbs or neck. It can help people to exercise. The hula hoop is not supposed to fit like a belt -- unless someone is extremely fat.…
“Did you hear about the angry gymnast? He just flipped”
A gymnastics pun is: "Did you hear about the angry gymnast? He just flipped." The joke was posted on Twitter on September 6, 2012. “Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just…
“Did you hear about the barista who became really buff? She’s been working on her French press”
A French press is not a piece of gym equipment, but there's a joke: "Did you hear about the barista who became really buff? She's been working on her French press."…
“Did you hear about the weightlifting vegetable? He was a muscle sprout!”
There are "Brussels sprouts" and no "muscle sprouts," but there are jokes. "What kind of vegetables workout in a gym? Muscle sprouts" was posted on X/Twitter by Dr.…
“Did you hear about the weightlifting vegetable? She was a muscle sprout!”
There are "Brussels sprouts" and no "muscle sprouts," but there are jokes. "What kind of vegetables workout in a gym? Muscle sprouts" was posted on X/Twitter by Dr.…
“Did you know that 10-60 minutes of yoga per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?”
"Did you know that 2-3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?" (or "Did you know 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?") is a jocular…
“Do people who run know that we’re not food anymore?”
"Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?" is a jocular line, referring to a time long ago when people ran from animals for survival. "Do people who run know that…
“Do people who run marathons know about cars?”
Many people question those who run marathons. "Do people who run marathons know about cars?" was posted on Twitter by Lauren Kirshner on January 9, 2013. "Do people who run marathons…
“Do people who run marathons know that they don’t have to?”
Many people question those who run marathons. "Do people who run marathons know about cars?" was posted on Twitter by Lauren Kirshner on January 9, 2013. "Do people who run marathons…
“Do people who run marathons know they can just drive?”
Many people question those who run marathons. "Do people who run marathons know about cars?" was posted on Twitter by Lauren Kirshner on January 9, 2013. "Do people who run marathons…
“Do you ever wanna lose weight, but weight doesn’t wanna lose you?!”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterEnyo@Enyo_AWhen you want to lose the weight but the weight doesn't want to lose you. 😔😔😢😢12:57 PM · Jan 23, 2017 FacebookMore Crazy StuffMarch 29,…
“Do you run?”/“Yes. Out of patience, fucks and money.”
"Do you run? Yes. Out of patience, fucks and money" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images -- especially running shirts. "Do I run?Yes. Out of patience,fucks and…
“Do your best and forget the rest”
"Don't stress. Do your best. Forget the rest" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "DO your best, forget the rest" was printed in a 1915…
“Does balancing my checkbook count as exercise?”
"Does balancing my checkbook count as exercise?" is a one-line saying about exercise. The joke was posted by Mary Charlene on Twitter on March 3, 2014. "Does running late count as…
“Does running late count as exercise?”
"Does running late count as exercise?" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts, ecards and bumper stickers. "Does running…