Math is important for understanding many things. "The amazing language of the Multiverse is comprised of 1 - infinity. Math is the source code" was posted on Twitter by MKCULTRA on August…
"Math puns are the first sine of madness" is a jocular line that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts and coffee mugs. "Mathematic puns are the first sine…
"Infractions" shouldn't be confused with "in fractions," but there are jokes. "I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions. Pun of the Day…
A math saying has been printed on many images: "Math tells us of the three saddest love stories: TANGENT lines that had one chance to meet and then parted forever. PARALLEL lines that were…
"Mathematics is 90% common sense, the other half is intelligence" is a jocular math saying. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 3, 2012. “Baseball is ninety percent mental, and…
"Math/Mathematics is like love -- a simple idea, but it can get complicated" is a math saying that has been printed on many images. "Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get…
"Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs and 50 percent imagination" is a math joke -- the percentages add up to 150 percent, not 100 percent. The joke was printed…
Hungarian mathematician George Pólya (1887-1985) was asked -- it is not known when -- why there were so many great Hungarian mathematicians. He replied: "Generally speaking, mathematics is…
An old joke tells that mathemtics is the second-cheapest department at any college because all you need is a pencil, paper and a wastebasket. Philosophy is the cheapest because you don't need…
Math is important for understanding many things. "The amazing language of the Multiverse is comprised of 1 - infinity. Math is the source code" was posted on Twitter by MKCULTRA on August…
"May your coffee be strong and your students be calm" is a jocular teacher saying that has been printed on many images. "To the teachers returning to the classroom, may your coffee…
"May your college memories last as long as your student loan payments" -- student loan payments can last for a very long time -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
"May your college memories last as long as your student loan payments" -- student loan payments can last for a very long time -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
"Unpossible" is often used as a joke that a poor English speaker uses for "impossible." Judge's Library, a New York City humor magazine, published in 1909: English As She…
"Mistakes are a great educator when one is honest enough to admit them and willing to learn from them" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying has been credited to…
"Modern Education: Creating people who are smart enough to accurately repeat what they're told. And dumb enough to think this makes them smarter than everyone else" is an education…
Mothers try to pack school lunches for their kids, but the kids often don't appreciate it. "Mom pro tip: If you're old enough to critique what I put in your lunch, you're old…
A driver passing through a school zone spends the most time looking...at the speedometer? "I was paying so much attention to my speedometer in a school zone that I ran over a kid. Sorry…
An old joke has a parent ask a child about the day in school: Mother: What did you learn in school today?Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow. The joke has been cited in print since at least…
Music and math have many connections. It's sometimes said that "music is just math out loud" or that "music is just loud math." “Music is just math out loud" was…