“My student friend says he’s studying forensics…” (joke)
"Forensics" sounds like "four and six," and there are jokes. "Forensics: FORENSICS is ten. (Gary Hallock)" is a jocular definition that was posted on the newsgroup…
“My study breaks are longer than my actual study time”
"My study breaks are longer than my actual study time" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by True Teen Quotes on September 8, 2010.…
“My teacher doesn’t know anything. All she does is ask questions”
Teachers ask a lot of questions, prompting a student's comic lament: "My teacher doesn't know anything. All she does is ask questions!" The comic strip Gasoline Alley, by Frank…
“My teacher told me guns kill people. I told her my pencil failed my A levels”
"My teacher told me guns kill people... I told her my pencil failed my math exam" is a saying that has been printed on a popular image. It's not known who created the image. The…
“My teacher told me guns kill people. I told her my pencil failed my math exam”
"My teacher told me guns kill people... I told her my pencil failed my math exam" is a saying that has been printed on a popular image. It's not known who created the image. The…
“My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect”
"My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect. And for that I am eternally grapefruit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“My unicorn ate my homework”
"My unicorn ate my homework" -- a joke on the lame excuse of "the dog ate my homework" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The Rainbow Unicorn ate my…
“My wife and I met while studying to be opthalmologists. We were eye school sweethearts”
Some people marry after being high school sweethearts. A joke was posted on Facebook by Charles Alzamora (to Home Groan Puns) on April 23, 2023: "My wife and I met while studying to be…
“My wife volunteers as a school crossing guard. I tell everyone she’s into human trafficking”
A school crossing guard protects children from traffic. The crossing guard is not involved in "human trafficking," but there are jokes. "Just found out what 'human…
“Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading”
"Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "One of my fave most inspirational…
“Never stop learning because life never stops teaching”
"Never stop learning because life never stops teaching" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The most beautiful knowledge is that you never stop learning and life never…
“Never trust atoms. They make up everything” (science joke)
"Never trust atoms. They make up everything' is a science pun that has been printed on many images. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on December 26, 2012: Q: Why can't you…
“Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They’re always plotting something”
People who use graph papers are always plotting something, or so the joke goes. "You should always be suspicious of people with graph paper. They're probably plotting something" was…
“No brain, no gain, Stay in school”
"No brain, no gain" -- a rhyme similar to "No pain, no gain" -- is an education saying that has been printed on many images. "No brain, no gain" was printed in…
“No man is your friend, no man is your enemy, but every man is your teacher”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google BooksConsecrated Common Sense: A Help to Happiness BookBy Nellie Olmsted LincolnSan Francisco, CA: N.O. Lincoln1926 Pg. 79:"No man is your friend, no man is…
“No more pencils, no more books; no more teacher’s dirty looks”
"No more pencils, no more books, no more teacher's/teachers' dirty looks" is a song on many children's lips on the last day of school, just as school will end for the…
“No one talks about forgiving Trade School debt because they can pay their own way”
"Nobody talks about forgiving Trade School debt because they (all) learned a useful skill and can pay their own way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. However, forgiving…
“Nobody ever has a bottom locker in high school movies”
"Why is it that movies/shows that are set in high school with lockers, none of the characters have the bottom locker? #himymglassshatter" is an observation that was posted on Twitter by…
“Nobody is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them”
"No one is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Assata Shakur (born JoAnne Deborah Byron, July 16, 1947), an…
“Nobody talks about forgiving Trade School debt because they all learned a useful skill and can pay their own way”
"Nobody talks about forgiving Trade School debt because they (all) learned a useful skill and can pay their own way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. However, forgiving…