“How did the math teacher kill himself?”/“He used a hypotenuse.”
There isn't a "noose" in "hypotenuse," but this math riddle was posted on Twitter on May 13, 2013: Q: How did the math professor kill himself?A: He used a hypotenuse. A…
“How do bees get to school?”/“On the school buzz.”
A popular children's pun about school is: Q: How do bees get to school? A: By school buzz! The children's joke has been cited in print since at least 1992. 15 June 1992, Indiana (PA)…
“How do you catch a school of fish?”/“With a bookworm.”
A popular riddle about a "school of fish" is: Q: How do you catch a school of fish?A: With a bookworm. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1990. 17 July 1990, State Times…
“How do you get a parrot to talk properly?”/“Send him to polytechnic.”
A "polytechnic" is not full of parrots (Pollys, as in "Polly want a cracker?"), but there's a riddle: Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly?A: Send him to…
“How do you get into college?”/“Through the door.”
"How do you get into college?" usually refers to being accepted at a college, but there are jokes. "'My son got into DeVry' 'what'd he have to do? Open the…
“How do you know somebody is broke?”/“They have a college degree.”
Many people with college degrees can’t afford to repay their student loans. "How do you know someone is broke? They have a college degree" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 9,…
“How do you know someone is broke?”/“They have a college degree.”
Many people with college degrees can’t afford to repay their student loans. "How do you know someone is broke? They have a college degree" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 9,…
“How do you like school, Billy?”/“Closed.”
A joke was printed in the New York City humor magazine Judge in 1922: Kind Old Gentleman -- How do you like school, my little man?Little Man -- I like it closed, sir. The joke is still told today,…
“How do zombies do well in school?”/“They eat lots of brain food.”
A riddle about zombies is: Q: How do zombies do well in school?A: They eat lots of brain food. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2012. TwitterDavid Murray@SasquatchDaveWhy do…
“How many bones are in a human body?”/“Usually, all of them.”
A quiz question in anatomy class might be how many bones there are in the human body. A human body has 206 bones, but there are joke answers to this question. "How many bones are in the human…
“How many bones are in the human foot?”/“All of them.”
A quiz question in anatomy class might be how many bones there are in the human body. A human body has 206 bones, but there are joke answers to this question. "How many bones are in the human…
“How many bones are in your hand?”/“A handful.”
A quiz question in anatomy class might be how many bones there are in the human body. A human body has 206 bones, but there are joke answers to this question. "How many bones are in the human…
“How many bones are in your head?”/“All of them.”
A quiz question in anatomy class might be how many bones there are in the human body. A human body has 206 bones, but there are joke answers to this question. "How many bones are in the human…
“How many college freshmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” (joke)
Students at one college or university often tell a joke about a rival school: Q: How many (insert college name) freshmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: None. That's a sophomore-level…
“How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?”/“None, they prefer natural light.”
There have been several versions of fraternities and beer in the traditional lightbulb joke. This is from 1984: Q: How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three: One to screw it…
“How many NCAA players does it take to change a lightbulb?” (joke)
A joke about college athletes is: Q: How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. But he gets nine credits, $3,000, and a new car for it. The joke was posted on the…
“How many pedants does it take to change a lightbulb?” (riddle)
A lightbulb joke was posted on rec.humor on September 9, 1992: Q: How many pedants does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Pedants don't c-h-a-n-g-e lightbulbs, they r-e-p-l-a-c-e them. Another…
“How many teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” (riddle)
There have been several teacher versions of the traditional lightbulb joke. This is from 1990: Q: How many teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One if at home, but on school time,…
“How to do math: 1. Write down the problem 2. Cry”
"How to do math: 1. Write down the problem 2. Cry" is a saying that has been shown on many images. Twitter💭@convomfsAutomated💭 how to do math:1. write the problem2. cry.12:37 AM ·…
“How to sleep faster: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom”
"How to sleep faster: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom" -- implying that people fall asleep in class -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I wish that I…