“Four years ago, I couldn’t spell engineer; now I are one”
"Four years ago, I couldn't spell engineer/injuneer, and now I are one" is a joke saying suggesting that an engineering education doesn't necessarily require much English. There…
“Geology rocks, but Geography is where it’s at”
"Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke was posted on the website Pun of the Day on May 1, 2018. Pun of the…
“Geometry is actually pretty cool. You just have to look at it from the Right Angle”
"Right angle" doesn't mean "correct" angle, but there are jokes. "Geometry is actually pretty cool. You just have to look at it from the Right Angle" was posted…
“Getting a tattoo of pi would be irrational”
Would getting a tattoo of the number "pi" (3.14...) be irrational? Many people do have a pi tattoo. "Why would someone get a pi tattoo? That's so irrational" was posted on…
“Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass”
"Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, hats and bumper stickers. "Give a jackass an…
“Give me four years to teach the children, and the seed I have sown shall never be uprooted”
"Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted" is a popular quotation credited to Russian political leader Vladimir Ilyich Lenin (1870-1924).…
“God knew I would be too powerful if I could do math”
Not everyone is good at math. A joke was posted on X/Twitter by gina on July 23, 2018, and this received over 144,000 likes: "god knew i would be too powerful if i could do math." The…
“Good grades, enough sleep, or a social life—pick any two”
A common college saying is that a student can "pick/choose any two -- good grades, enough sleep, or a social life." Accomplishing all three is not possible. The 1992 Princeton Review…
“Good morning class. Today’s lesson is on Whole Numbers and I need your undivided attention”
"Good morning class. Today’s lesson is on Whole Numbers and I need your undivided attention" is a school joke. The joke was posted on the Sickipedia website on October 21, 2020.…
“Google + Wikipedia = Homework”
"Google + Wikipedia = Homework" is a popular saying about the leading internet search engine and the leading internet encyclopedia that has been printed on many images. "Google ->…
“Gotta say that the Class of 2020 outdid themselves with Senior Skip Day this year”
Seniors in schools often celebrate a "senior skip day." The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, however, cancelled most schools. "Gotta say that the Class of 2020 outdid themselves with…
“Government schools are indoctrination camps”
"Government/Public schools are (just) (woke) indoctrination camps/centers" is a common saying, usually by conservatives and libertarians. "Should our schools be indoctrination…
“Government schools are indoctrination centers”
"Government/Public schools are (just) (woke) indoctrination camps/centers" is a common saying, usually by conservatives and libertarians. "Should our schools be indoctrination…
“Government schools are woke indoctrination camps”
"Government/Public schools are (just) (woke) indoctrination camps/centers" is a common saying, usually by conservatives and libertarians. "Should our schools be indoctrination…
“Graduates are hotter because they have more degrees”
"'Educated people are hotter because they have more degrees' True story ρε!!!Είμαστε!!!" is a "degrees" pun that was posted on Twitter by Lna Spanious ♔ on…
“Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit”
"Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Knowing about spelling is the difference…
“Gravity doesn’t care if you believe in it or not”
"Science/Gravity/Global warming/Climate change doesn't care if you believe in it or not" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying means that there are…
“Groom dogs, not kids”
"Groom dogs, not kids" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Media Matters for AmericaOn Fox News, a “concerned uncle” says “groom dogs, not kids” on behalf of “Gays…
“Growing up, we didn’t have a lot of money. I had to use a hand-me-down calculator with no multiplication symbol…”
The saying "times were hard" usually has nothing to do with multiplication, but there are jokes. "I was never privileged at school, I had to use a second-hand calculator which had…
“He may not be in a class by himself, but it doesn’t take long to call the roll”
Houston Oilers Coach Bum Phillips (1923-2013) said of his star running back Earl Campbell in November 1979: "Earl may not be in a class by himself, but whatever class he's in, it…