“Real estate agents believe in doing good deeds”
"Real estate agents believe in doing good deeds" is a pun that has been printed on an image. The good deeds are real estate deeds. "Okay folks here's your Morning CHUCKle: Real…
“Real estate agents imply the existence of fake estate agents”
Many people question the term "real estate agent." "Does that mean we have fake estate agents, too? What do they sell?" was printed in the book Life's a Joke, and I Have…
“Real estate is a relationship business” (real estate adage)
"Real estate is a relationship business" is a popular real estate adage of unknown authorship. "And with senior Americans, real estate is a relationship business" was cited in…
“Rent is dollars for quarters”
"Living quarters" is not the same term as a "quarter" that equals twenty-five cents. However, a hotel pun involving "quarters" has been popular since the 1890s.…
“Retail follows rooftops” (real estate adage)
"Retail follows (the) rooftops" is a popular real estate adage. If there are many homes ("rooftops") in an area, then retail (commercial developments) will follow. "Retail…
“Revolving doors are revolutionary”
Revolving doors are "revolutionary" because they revolve. "Revolving doors are a revolutionary invention" was posted on Twitter by andrea•en•chicago on January 22, 2014.…
“Right plant, right place” (landscaping adage)
"Right plant in the right place" (or "right plant, right place") is a popular landscaping adage of unknown authorship. "Plant trees and be sure they are planted right,…
“Righty tighty, lefty loosey” (screw/unscrew)
A popular meme for how to screw and unscrew (nuts, screws, jars, et al.) is: "Righty, tighty. Lefty, loosey." The rhyme has been cited in print since at least 1977. "Clockwise…
“Ring, relax and wait” (elevator safety procedure)
"Ring, relax and wait" is the elevator safety chant introduced in 2009 to schoolchildren by New York City Department of Buildings commissioner Robert D. LiMandri. Several fatal elevator…
“Safe as houses”
The term "safe as houses" was popularized in England in the 1850s. "Safe" means a sure an secure investment; a person who buys a house is not speculating and has a solid…
“Safety meeting at work. They asked me, what steps would you take in event of a fire?” (joke)
What steps does one take in the event of a fie? "RT @FunnyJoker: In the event of a fire what steps would you take?.....Fucking big ones" was posted on X/Twitter by SlightlySick™ on…
“Scaffolding—I’m a supporter”
"Scaffolding: I'm a supporter" is a jocular one-liner that was posted on Twitter on February 1, 2014. "Scaffolding...I'm a supporter" was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners…
“Science built skyscrapers and airplanes, but only religion can bring the two together”
Jokes about the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on New York City's World Trade Center are numerous, although not politically correct. One popular saying is: "Science built…
“She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat”
“I didn’t like her apartments, so I knocked her flat" is a joke that was printed in the El Paso (TX) Herald on July 17, 1920. "I didn't like her apartment so I knocked her…
“She sells C cells by the sea shore”
"She sells sea shells by the sea shore" is a tongue-twister that has been cited in print since at least 1904. There are several puns on this famous line, such as the woman who sells…
“Shut the front door”
"Shut the front door!" is an expression that has been printed on many gift items. The term is usually regarded as a euphemism for "shut the fuck up" (popularly written as…
“Since little fingers touch our floors, please remove your shoes at the door” (sign)
"Since little fingers touch our floor(s), kindly/please leave/remove your shoes at the door" is a sign that has been pinted on many images. "Since little fingers touch our floors,…
“Skylines are bar charts of a city’s wealth”
A city skyline of tall buildings can look like a bar chart. "Pankaj Pachauri went to NewYork. Sent back a post card with bar chart of NewYork skyline" was posted on Twitter by Telangana…
“Slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace”
"Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace" is a joke that has been printed on several images. “I slept like a log last night. I must have. I woke up in the fireplace"…
“Smoke detector batteries only go out between 1 and 3 AM”
Smoke detector batteries start ot beep when they're low, and this always seems to happen in the middle of the night. "why do smoke detector batteries only ever run down then start making…