“Please don’t throw your cigarette ends on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer”
“Please don’t throw your cigarette ends on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer” is a jocular instruction that has been printed on many signs. “Please don’t throw cigarette butts on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer” was a sign posted in a teen center in 1970. “Please don’t throw cigaret butts on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer” was cited in the 1980 book Graffiti in the Big Ten.
2 December 1970, Bensonville (IL) Register, “Reveal Teen Center Plans” by Judy Mehl, sec. 1, pg. 2, col. 3:
Floors are clean and a sign in his office reads, “Please don’t throw cigarette butts on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer.”
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24 July 1980, Milwaukee (WI) Journal, “Researchers found this book written on the walls” by Robert W. Wells, Accent sec., pg. 4, col. 1:
“Please don’t throw cigaret butts on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer.”
(The book “Graffiti in the Big Ten.”—ed.)
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Chi Town
By Norbert Blei
Evanston, IL: Northwestern University Press
2003
Pg. 140:
PLEASE DON’T THROW CIGARETTE BUTTS ON THE FLOOR. OUR COCKROACHES ARE GETTING CANCER.
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27 July 2005, Hancock (MD) News, “People Told Us…,” pg. 16, col. 3:
SIGN IN PICNIC AREA:
“Please don’t throw cigarette ends on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer.”
Google Books
Health and Humor
By Charles Frederick Schafer
Pella, IA: The Write Place
2008
Pg. 333:
A sign seen in England: “Please do not throw your cigarette butts on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer.”
Google Books
The Weak Send Rocks, The Strong Send Rockets:
A Thousand Diplomatic and Un-diplomatic Jokes
By Marek Arnaud
New York, NY: Eloquent Books
2009
Pg. 202:
In an unidentified bar or restaurant:
PLEASE DON’T THROW YOUR CIGARETTES ON THE FLOOR. COCKROACHES ARE GETTING CANCER.
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PLEASE… Don’t throw your cigarette end on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer.
7:33 AM - 29 Mar 2015