“Tbh cleaning is better when no one else is home”
"cleaning is better when no one else is home" was posted on X/Twitter by val on March 23, 2019, and this received over 60,000 likes. "tbh cleaning is better when no one else is…
“That stupid walk you do when someone’s mopping a floor and you know you’re going to walk over it..”
When a floor is just mopped, people don't like to walk on it, but they sometimes have to. This was posted on Twitter by Muireann O'Connell on February 19, 2020: "That stupid walk you…
“The average ghost is mean spirited”
"The average ghost is mean spirited" was posted on the website PunoftheDay.com on October 29, 2010. "There’s nothing more mean spirited than the average ghost" was posted on…
“The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now”
"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the proverb is unknown. "Someone…
“The best way to celebrate Leap Day is coming to the Empire State Building”
"The best way to celebrate Leap Day is coming to the Empire State Building" is a supposed tweet of New York City's Empire State Building (@EmpireStateBldg) on February 29, 2024 at…
“The closer I get to nature, the farther I am from idiots”
"The closer I get to nature, the farther I am from idiots" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The closer you are/get to nature, the further you are from idiots"…
“The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots”
"The closer I get to nature, the farther I am from idiots" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The closer you are/get to nature, the further you are from idiots"…
“The closer you get to nature, the further you are from idiots”
"The closer I get to nature, the farther I am from idiots" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The closer you are/get to nature, the further you are from idiots"…
“The closest I get to a spa day is when the steam from the dishwasher smacks me in the face”
"The closest I get to a spa day is when the steam from the dishwasher smacks me in the face" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "So looks like the closest…
“The closest some of us will ever get to heaven” (World Trade Center)
The World Trade Center was opened in 1973, and was destroyed during attacks on September 11, 2001. A 1980 promotion by the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey (the WTC owner) stated:…
“The cobwebs in my house just became decorations! Thanks, Halloween!”
"The cobwebs in my house just became decorations! Thanks, Halloween!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "#ScaryTrue The cobwebs in my house just became…
“The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement”
"The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. San Francisco (CA) Examiner and Chronicle…
“The faster you climb an escalator, the more steps it takes to reach the top”
An escalator is a moving stairway, and this has led to a popular observation. "On an escalator, the faster you climb the steps the more of them you use. #escalatorwisdom" was posted on…
“The female equivalent of the man cave is the kitchen”
What's the female version of a man cave? The answer of "kitchen" might get one in trouble. "The same neanderthals that came up with the term 'man cave' probably think…
“The first five florists I called today knew absolutely nothing about laying carpet or tile…”
A "florist" (someone who sells flowers) is not the same as a "floorist" (a seldom-used term for some who sells or repairs floors), but there are jokes. "The first 5…
“The hardest thing to raise in my garden is my knees”
"The hardest things for me to raise in my garden are my knees" is a joke about old age and gardening. "The hardest thing to raise in my garden is my knees" was cited in print in…
“The hospital you were born in is the only building you leave without entering”
"Also, night thought: the hospital you were born in is the only building you’ll leave but not have entered" is a saying that was posted on Twitter on March 31, 2017. "The hospital…
“The house isn’t under construction—kids just live here”
"The house isn't under construction -- kids just live here" is a popular house sign. "The house isn't under construction...kids just live here" has been cited in print…
“The idea that women only belong in the kitchen is dated. The rest of the house needs cleaning”
"A woman's place is in the kitchen" is an old saying that is no longer politically correct, so there have been variations made. "I don't believe women should be kept in the…
“The junk drawer in now called the mask drawer”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. The junk drawer in people's kitchens became a mask drawer. "We have moved on from having a junk…