“Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft Marrieds”
Kraft Singles is a processed cheese product, containing wrapped slices. It does not have anything to do with marital status, but there are jokes. "Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft…
New York of India (Mumbai nickname)
“l asked my friend why he gave up his career as a Farmer. He said he chose the wrong field”
People who choose a career choose a "field." This is usually not a literal field, but there are jokes. "So I asked my friend why he gave up his career as a Farmer. He said he chose…
“l’m at the age where if you text me at 10:17 PM….I’m texting you back at 5:12 AM”
"I'm at the age where if you text me after 9PM I'm texting back at 4:36 AM" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Older people go to sleep early. "I'm at…
“La Croix is fruit fart water”
La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a "hint" or a "suggestion" or a "concept" of a flavor. La Croix has often been…
“La Croix tastes like a fruit farted in soda water”
La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a "hint" or a "suggestion" or a "concept" of a flavor. La Croix has often been…
“La Croix tastes like a piece of fruit farted into sparkling water”
La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a "hint" or a "suggestion" or a "concept" of a flavor. La Croix has often been…
“La Croix tastes like a piece of under-ripe fruit farted into carbonated water”
La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a "hint" or a "suggestion" or a "concept" of a flavor. La Croix has often been…
“La Croix tastes like fruit farted in some seltzer water”
La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a "hint" or a "suggestion" or a "concept" of a flavor. La Croix has often been…
“La Kalle” (Univision Radio)
"La Kalle" is the slang Spanish spelling of "la calle" (meaning "the street"). Several Spanish radio stations owned by Univision call themselves "La Kalle."…
“Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency for me”
"Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency for me" is a popular business saying that has been put on gift items such as posters and plaques, and that has appeared on…
“Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice”
A popular children's rhyme is: "Ladies and gentlemenTake my advice,Pull down your pantsAnd slide on the ice." The rhyme contains the word "ice" and is often told in the…
“Ladies and Germs” (comic introduction of “Ladies and Gentlemen”)
"Ladies and Germs" (for "Ladies and Gentlemen") is a joking way that a comedian might address an audience. "Ladies and Germs" has been cited in print insce at least…
“Ladies, don’t let a man who drinks Smirnoff abuse you. Talk to him, woman to woman”
"-Don’t let a Guy who drinks cider abuse you, just talk to him Woman to Woman😕🤷🤧"was posted on Facebook by Lwaneluthando Baba LJ Mavovo on August 9, 2018. "Ladies,…
“Ladies, don’t let a man who drinks boba tea raise his voice at you. You talk to him woman to woman”
"-Don’t let a Guy who drinks cider abuse you, just talk to him Woman to Woman😕🤷🤧"was posted on Facebook by Lwaneluthando Baba LJ Mavovo on August 9, 2018. "Ladies,…
“LADIES: Don’t let NO MAN who drinks ‘Twisted Tea’ raise his voice at you. You talk to him… woman to woman”
"-Don’t let a Guy who drinks cider abuse you, just talk to him Woman to Woman😕🤷🤧"was posted on Facebook by Lwaneluthando Baba LJ Mavovo on August 9, 2018. "Ladies,…
“Ladies: Don’t let NO man who drinks WHITE CLAWS raise his voice at you. You talk to him woman to woman”
"-Don’t let a Guy who drinks cider abuse you, just talk to him Woman to Woman😕🤷🤧"was posted on Facebook by Lwaneluthando Baba LJ Mavovo on August 9, 2018. "Ladies,…
“Laggards become leaders” (“Leaders become laggards”)
"Laggards become leaders" (and its opposite, "leaders become laggards") is sometimes said to be an old Wall Street saying. A stock might lag behind others in one economy, but…
“Laissez les bons temps rouler” (“Let the good times roll”)
"Laissez les bons temps rouler" ("Let the good times roll") became a popular Louisiana saying from the 1940s-1960s. "Good times roll round once more" was printed in…
“Land of Tall Women and Virgin Pines” (Piney Woods, East Texas)
"Land of Tall Women and Virgin Pines" is a very unofficial slogan of the Piney Woods in East Texas. Some say that it used to be called "Land of Virgin Women and Tall Pines." In…
“Land of the fee and home of the slave”
"O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave" is the last line of the national anthem, "The Star-Spangled Banner." This has been changed to "land of the fee…