“Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft Marrieds”

Kraft Singles is a processed cheese product, containing wrapped slices. It does not have anything to do with marital status, but there are jokes.
     
“Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft Couples” was posted on Twitter by We Wish You a Maggie Christmas on April 26, 2019. “Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft Couples, Kraft Marriages, Kraft Divorces and Kraft Polycules” was posted on Twitter by burn on January 17, 2022. “The existence of Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft Marrieds” was posted on Twitter by Fr. Paul ❤️‍🔥 on December 16, 2022.
 
   
Wikipedia: Kraft Singles
Kraft Singles is a brand of processed cheese product manufactured and sold by Kraft Foods, introduced in 1950. Kraft individually wrapped “slices” are not really slices off a block, but formed separately in manufacturing. In the US, Kraft Singles is manufactured in regular, 2% Milk, and Fat Free. In Australia, a short-lived product called Vegemite Singles combined Kraft Singles and Vegemite.
     
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We Wish You a Maggie Christmas
@magsplaining
Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft Couples
10:42 PM · Apr 26, 2019
       
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Brian Welsh
@BrianWelsh410
Kraft Singles imply the existence of Kraft It’s Complicateds
12:08 PM · Mar 11, 2021
 
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Ryan Coffey
@coffeysays
Kraft Singles imply the existence of Kraft I Have A Boyfriends
7:02 PM · Dec 26, 2021
 
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Jonathan Malm
@jonathanmalm
Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft Spouses.
What are you hiding from us, @KraftSingles?!
10:39 AM · Sep 6, 2022
 
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burn
@burn23
Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft Couples, Kraft Marriages, Kraft Divorces and Kraft Polycules.
11:15 PM · Jan 17, 2022
   
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Fr. Paul ❤️‍🔥
@BackwardsFeet
The existence of Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft Marrieds
8:25 PM · Dec 16, 2022