“La Croix tastes like a piece of under-ripe fruit farted into carbonated water”

La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a “hint” or a “suggestion” or a “concept” of a flavor.  La Croix has often been explained as if a fruit farted in sparkling water.
 
“La Croix tastes like a fruit farted next to a can of club soda” was posted on X/Twitter by Steven Shai ⛈ on December 12, 2016. “la croix is fart water, it tastes like the fruit farted into club soda” was posted on X/Twitter by 🦇 Kirstyn 🦇 on October 27, 2018.
 
“LA Croix tastes like seltzer water (which is purposefully bitter) and a fruit farted in its general direction” was posted on X/Twitter by Jeabascot Nutterade on September 17, 2017. “My friend said it tastes like fruit farted in some seltzer water” was posted on X/Twitter by Breasted Boobily on July 30, 2018. “La Croix tastes like an old piece of fruit farted in your flat seltzer water” was posted on X/Twitter by 🍞🌿 ~DEE~ 🌿🍞 on January 3, 2019. “La croix tastes like someone ate too much fruit and farted into a can of seltzer” was posted on X/Twitter by Jay Salt on July 15, 2021.
 
“hi, just announcing that la croix tastes like fruit farted into sparkling water and they put it in a can” was posted on X/Twitter by sweet honey depressiion on February 7, 2018. “La Croix tastes like a piece of fruit farted into a can of sparkling water from 2 counties away” was posted on X/Twitter by Ryan on February 13, 2018. “La Croix tastes like a piece of fruit farted into sparkling water” was posted on X/Twitter by Evan Michael Brown on February 19, 2019.  “La Croix tastes like someone ate a piece of fruit and then farted into a can of sparkling water” was posted on X/Twitter by Mads on March 8, 2019. “Lacroix is sparkling water that tastes like a fruit farted in it” was posted on X/Twitter by Tokyo Slim on October 27, 2020. “La Croix is overrated af. Shit tastes like fruit farted into sparkling water” was posted on X/Twitter by Kamikazee on May 9, 2022. “LaCroix tastes like a piece of fruit farted on some sparkling water” was posted on X/Twitter by Sara 🌙 on May 30, 2023.
 
“LaCroix tastes like someone ate a bunch of fruit and farted in soda water” was posted on X/Twitter by Keenan Darrel Kremke on June 25, 2018. “La Croix tastes like a piece of under-ripe fruit farted into carbonated water” was posted on X/Twitter by “Grab a Seat, It’s:” on July 28, 2018. “La Croix tastes like a fruit farted in soda water” was posted on X/Twitter by Jake Wilder on September 20, 2018. “La croix tastes like the fruit of the loom people farted in carbonated water” was posted on X/Twitter by Angel Face on December 14, 2018. “Who gets smug about having La Croix, though? Like it’s carbonated water that tastes like the ghost of a fruit farted in it” was posted on X/Twitter by Caroline Michele on October 29, 2019. “la croix is like they held a fruit 10 feet away from some carbonated water & waved the fruit fart air in its general direction” was posted on X/Twitter by 🐈 Smol Cat on April 8, 2022.
   
“La Croix tastes like a fruit farted in a can and then was hermetically sealed” was posted on X/Twitter by Kami Mattioli on September 16, 2021. “Lacroix tastes like a fruit farted in it” was posted on X/Twitter by Chris Benavidez on May 6, 2022. “La Croix tastes like fruit farts” was posted on Facebook by Jaszy Bee on January 12, 2023. ” La Croix is fruit fart water” was posted on X/Twitter by Im2Unstable🐯💙🐦‍⬛ on May 15, 2023.
 
“Do you have a flavor?”/“La Croix: ‘I have the concept of a flavor’” is a related saying.
 
   
Wikipedia: La Croix Sparkling Water
LaCroix or La Croix (/ləˈkrɔɪ/ lə-KROY) is an American brand of sparkling water that originated in La Crosse, Wisconsin, by G. Heileman Brewing Company and is now distributed by National Beverage Corporation. The available flavors include various fruits and fruit blends.
           
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Steven Shai ⛈
@sleep_walks
La Croix tastes like a fruit farted next to a can of club soda https://x.com/wyattbocskai/status/808166417858183169
1:45 PM · Dec 12, 2016 from Coconut Creek, FL
 
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young jewzy
@blowinbacksout
Before the nukes start flying, I just want to say I’ve always thought LaCroix was severely overrated. Tastes like a fruit farted in water.
7:27 PM · Aug 8, 2017
   
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Jeabascot Nutterade
@TrickysBall
That’s a generous explanation. LA Croix tastes like seltzer water (which is purposefully bitter) and a fruit farted in its general direction
11:27 AM · Sep 17, 2017
 
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sweet honey depressiion
@sometimesamani
hi, just announcing that la croix tastes like fruit farted into sparkling water and they put it in a can
9:38 PM · Feb 7, 2018
 
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Ryan
@_ryan_510
La Croix tastes like a piece of fruit farted into a can of sparkling water from 2 counties away.
3:55 PM · Feb 13, 2018 from The Embarcadero, San Francisco
   
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Gillian Greenbaum
@gillidonut
La Croix tastes like if a fruit farted and then walked away and pretended it wasn’t him
7:33 PM · Mar 29, 2018
 
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Kayla Atanes
@Quailuhh
Amelia about La Croix: “It tastes like a fruit ghost farted in your mouth.” 😂😂😂😂
1:19 AM · Apr 19, 2018
 
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Timé
@twchanda_
@lacroixwater tastes like a fruit farted in a cup of water.
12:06 AM · May 5, 2018
 
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Caroline Kolb
@caroline_kolb
La croix tastes like what you would smell if the fruit farted in the other room
2:09 PM · Jun 13, 2018
   
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Keenan Darrel Kremke
@Captainkremp
LaCroix tastes like someone ate a bunch of fruit and farted in soda water
4:40 PM · Jun 25, 2018
   
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Jeff Metz
@TheJeffMetz
LaCroix tastes like fruit farted in water
11:54 PM · Jul 4, 2018
 
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Grab a Seat, It’s:
@scrapheappete
La Croix tastes like a piece of under-ripe fruit farted into carbonated water.
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The Root
@TheRoot
Jul 28, 2018
Imagine drinking water out of a glass that still has a little bit of soap in it… that’s what La Croix tastes like and unfortunately bougie black people love it: https://trib.al/dvRcDyU
2:34 PM · Jul 28, 2018
 
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Breasted Boobily
@Author_DLWhite
My friend said it tastes like fruit farted in some seltzer water.
I died. Several times.
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@simonefiasco
Jul 30, 2018
Replying to @simonefiasco
#QOTD what does La Croix taste like?
5:49 PM · Jul 30, 2018
 
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Power2ThaDigitalPpl
@Chingchongman23
Anyone ever farted on some bubbly water after eating fruit? That’s what La Croix tastes like
3:27 AM · Aug 5, 2018
   
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Spongeboy me bob
@connor_hixson
La Croix tastes like a fruit farted in a can
10:59 AM · Aug 10, 2018
 
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Jake Wilder
@DockingBay86
La Croix tastes like a fruit farted in soda water.
1:21 AM · Sep 20, 2018
   
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🦇 Kirstyn 🦇
@SpookHazard
la croix is fart water, it tastes like the fruit farted into club soda
2:15 PM · Oct 27, 2018
   
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Angel Face
@r__kidd
La croix tastes like the fruit of the loom people farted in carbonated water
12:18 AM · Dec 14, 2018
   
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🍞🌿 ~DEE~ 🌿🍞
@Dee1D1990
La Croix tastes like an old piece of fruit farted in your flat seltzer water
1:13 AM · Jan 3, 2019
 
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Evan Michael Brown
@evbro
La Croix tastes like a piece of fruit farted into sparkling water
12:47 PM · Feb 19, 2019
 
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Mads
@madisons_mad
I just wanna say, as a “handicapped” person- La Croix tastes like someone ate a piece of fruit and then farted into a can of sparkling water. Maybe that’s why they’re struggling.
9:51 PM · Mar 8, 2019
 
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Caroline Michele
@eye_mustache
Who gets smug about having La Croix, though? Like it’s carbonated water that tastes like the ghost of a fruit farted in it. Everyone needs to calm down.
7:52 PM · Oct 29, 2019
   
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Tokyo Slim
@Tokyo2Slim
Lacroix is sparkling water that tastes like a fruit farted in it.
11:41 PM · Oct 27, 2020
   
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🪦 A t l a s 🪦
@weepingbruxa
La croix tastes like someone fucking farted the concept of fruit two rooms over and then tried to cropdust me.
7:19 PM · Jul 6, 2021
 
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Tokyo Slim
@Tokyo2Slim
I think we do, but I think there is a real big “disgusting flavored seltzer water” thing happening over here. La Croix is real popular and it tastes like water a fruit farted in. I think the White Claw is just the natural progression of that trend.
4:54 AM · Jul 13, 2021
 
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Jay Salt
@jsalt91
La croix tastes like someone ate too much fruit and farted into a can of seltzer
9:08 AM · Jul 15, 2021
 
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Kami Mattioli
@Kami
La Croix tastes like a fruit farted in a can and then was hermetically sealed.
I’ll still drink it tho 🙃
2:20 PM · Sep 16, 2021
 
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nina
@pompompoyos
Finally had a La Croix for the first time and it tastes like the fruit farted in my mouth
2:01 PM · Dec 17, 2021
 
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🐈 Smol Cat
@OneSmolCat
la croix is like they held a fruit 10 feet away from some carbonated water & waved the fruit fart air in its general direction while AHA tastes like the carbonated water took the fruit out on a date & did a little smooching
10:11 AM · Apr 8, 2022
     
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Chris Benavidez
@ChrisBenavidez
Lacroix tastes like a fruit farted in it.
8:11 PM · May 6, 2022
 
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Fana
@FanaticalDaemon
You’re absolutely right. Every can of sparkling water I’ve tried tastes like someone farted in the can while thinking very hard of whatever fruit it’s meant to taste like.
11:08 PM · May 7, 2022
 
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Kamikazee
@xlKamikazeelx
La Croix is overrated af. Shit tastes like fruit farted into sparkling water.
7:45 PM · May 9, 2022
 
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Mikey6837
@Wingsofgold82
Sparkling water taste like the concept of a flavor….like a strawberry farted near a cup of water and they just called it a day
1:30 PM · Jul 21, 2022
   
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blu
@blupistol
What do you guys like about La Croix anyway? Cause to me it tastes like a fruit farted in a can.
6:31 PM · Aug 31, 2022
 
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Ivo Robotnik
@ivorobotnik69
La croix tastes like a fruit farted into your water and I love la Croix so that should tell u what I like sexually speaking
2:13 PM · Sep 25, 2022
 
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MC Fickling
@MCFickling
I love this man but I cannot get behind his decision to embrace La Croix as a drink of choice. Personally, it’s tastes like disappointment and fruit farted in sparkling water, but I guess nobody’s perfect. I said what I said. 🤭😚
6:03 PM · Oct 28, 2022
 
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Stardust 🍉✨
@EmbraceStardust
Im gonna say it 😤 unpopular opinion 😤 sparkling water is ass and tastes like tv static. And FLAVOURED sparkling water tastes like a fruit farted in the general direction of a staticky tv set 😤
10:25 PM · Nov 4, 2022
 
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bob l’ponge
@TotesThemGoats
Flavored sparkling water tastes like fruit farted in the can and then sealed it.
10:01 AM · Nov 24, 2022

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Đank Şinatra
@jonathan_licon
Celcius tastes like an anxious little fruit farted in a can of seltzer water idk who told me it was good…
3:56 PM · Dec 11, 2022
 
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Jaszy Bee
January 12, 2023 at 12:31 PM ·
La Croix tastes like fruit farts.
 
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jasmine 🌼
@goshdangitjas
if u like sparkling water youll like it but yes it tastes like doo doo it tastes like fruit fart
2:06 AM · Apr 23, 2023
   
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Im2Unstable🐯💙🐦‍⬛
@Im2UnstableVT
La Croix tastes like if a fruit had a butt, then farted into a straw, in a can of water, made bubbles, sealed it, then sold it as flavored carbonated water.
TDLR La Croix is fruit fart water.
5:05 AM · May 15, 2023
     
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Sara 🌙🇺🇦
@mandolinsara
LaCroix tastes like a piece of fruit farted on some sparkling water.
5:23 PM · May 30, 2023
 
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normal catholic girl
@normalcathgrl
la croix tastes like if a piece of fruit farted in a glass of tap water
3:43 PM · Jun 16, 2023
 
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balls
@mmmmmcyanide
la croix tastes like if a fruit farted in a glass of sparkling water
12:45 PM · Oct 5, 2023
 
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Ada?
@adanicole04
I once described LaCroix as it tastes like if fruit could fart on water.. so it’s still sparkling water with the essence of flavor.
I feel the same about this bey “country” song… still Beyoncé, just a fart of country wafted over.
@smileyradioshow
6:48 AM · Feb 21, 2024
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🇹🇹 Geezaws 🗽
@Geezaws2
I hate sparking water with a passion it tastes like bitter water with a fruit fart in it to me. never tried this brand tho
9:11 PM · Sep 25, 2024