“Just because you beat the man, it doesn’t make you the man”
"Just because you beat the man it doesn't make you the man" is a saying in boxing. For example, Ken Norton defeated Muhammad Ali in 1973, but Ali was still "the man" -- the…
New York of India (Mumbai nickname)
“Just because you don’t take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t in you”
"Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you" has been attributed to Greek leader Pericles (495 BC-429 BC), but only…
“Just because you pour syrup on something doesn’t make it pancakes”
"Just because you pour/put syrup on something/shit doesn't make it pancakes" is a popular aphorism meaning that you can't cover up or disguise the truth. "Just 'cause…
“Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies”
HTTP cookies are not food, but there are jokes. "I went to a coping with diabetes website but they tried to insist I accept cookies" was posted on Twitter on May 5, 2009. "I've…
“Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies”
HTTP cookies are not food, but there are jokes. "I went to a coping with diabetes website but they tried to insist I accept cookies" was posted on Twitter on May 5, 2009. "I've…
“Just been sacked as an ice cream tester. I refused to do Sundaes”
"Sundae" sounds like "Sunday," and there are several jokes. "Just been sacked as an ice cream tester. I refused to do Sundaes" was posted on Twitter by 𝕸𝖆𝖙…
“Just before sweet potatoes are mashed, they become very quiet. This is known as ‘The silence of the Yams’”
The Silence of the Lambs is a 1991 American psychological horror thriller film. There is no film called "Silence of the Yams," but there are yam jokes that have been printed on many…
“Just booked a table for Valentine’s Day. I hope she likes snooker”
Valentine's Day tables -- at restaurants -- usually have to be booked in advance. A Valentines Day joke about "booking a table" has been printed on several images. "Ive booked a…
“Just bought some Viagra tea bags. They stop your biscuit from going soft”
"Viagra’ is now available in tea bags. It doesn’t enhance your sexual performance, but it does stop your biscuit going soft" is a jocular one-line saying about Viagra that has been…
“Just brewed happiness in a cup”
"Just brewed happiness in a cup" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy coffee, and that's pretty close. Just…
“Just call me the little engine that said, ‘OK, but I need some coffee first’”
"Just call me the little engine that said, 'OK, but I need some coffee first'" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. The Little Engine That Could is an…
“Just changed my password to ‘14days’ but it said it was too weak”
"I just changed my Facebook password to ‘14 days’ but it said it was ‘Too weak’" --"14 days" is two weeks -- is a pun that was posted on Twitter on November 20, 2010.…
“Just checked my bank account and it looks like everyone getting text messages for Christmas”
"Bank account looking like everybody getting a text message for Christmas" (or "Just checked my bank account and it looks like everyone getting text messages for Christmas") is…
“Just checked my bank account that shit said $L,MA0.00”
"Just checked my bank account that shit said $L,MA0.00" (or "Just checked my bank account that mf said $L,MA0.00") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“Just Dance implies the existence of Unjust Dance”
Just Dance is a rhythm game series. There is no "Unjust Dance." "Just Dance implies the existence of Unjust Dance" was posted on Twitter by Ultimate BLM ACAB Deluxe on April 25,…
“Just don’t get how people afford life without a job. I can’t even afford it with a job”
Many people live paycheck to paycheck, just barely surviving. Other people don't seem to have jobs, but manage to survive. "Just don't get how people afford life without a job ??? I…
“Just drove past a road sign that read, ‘Beware Hidden Dip.’ I hope it’s garlic”
"Hidden dip" is a road sign. This has nothing to do with "dipping sauce," but there are jokes. "Was driving the other day and saw a sign saying 'Hidden Dip', went…
“Just figured out this insane hack to save money. It’s cooking. That’s the hack”
Hacks can save money. This obvious "hack" was posted on X/Twitter by Ashley Fern on February 3, 2020: "Just figured out this insane hack to save money. It's cooking. That's…
“Just finished my seventh marathon in seven days. Oh wait, they’re called Snickers now”
"Marathon" candy bars in the United Kingdom and Ireland were changed to "Snickers" in 1990. "Your doing a marathon?- thought they were called Snickers now? My joke"…
“Just finished my taxes and found out I still owe Ukraine $15,387.40”
The United States gives a lot of U.S. taxpayer money to other countries. A joke is that someone has just finished doing personal income taxes and has figured out how much is owed to another…