“Just landed a job at the boatyard. I’m sails manager”
"Sales manager" shouldn't be confused with "sails manager," but there are jokes. "YES! Just been hired as a sails manager at the yacht club 🚣" was posted on…
New York of India (Mumbai nickname)
“Just like New York” (“Just like downtown”)
"Just like downtown" is a saying that became popular in 1949-1950. "Downtown" means the place of excitement, where the lights are bright and there is shopping and entertainment.…
“Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise ...” (joke)
"Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That's why I think of jogging every morning" is a joke that was cited on Twitter on April 2, 2013. "Your mind needs exercise just…
“Just Like You Like It” (Whataburger slogan)
Whataburger (a fast food chain) got its start in 1950 in Corpus Christi, Texas. "Just Like You Like It" has been the Whataburger slogan since 2001. Wikipedia: WhataburgerWhataburger is a…
“Just made a pot of chili. That’s gonna be dinner for the next 93 days”
A pot of chili can make a meal for several days. "Decided this was a good night to make a large pot of chili so I don't have to think about making dinner for the next few nights" was…
“Just me & my anxiety against the world”
"Just me & my anxiety against the world" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Guess it’s just me and my anxiety against the world" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Just me, my iced coffee, and anxiety against the world”
"Just me & my anxiety against the world" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Guess it’s just me and my anxiety against the world" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Just need to go and cover myself in an envelope with bubble wrap inside it. I’ll be back in a jiffy”
Jiffy Packaging, based in Winsford, Cheshire, England, is known for their Jiffy Padded Bags. The phrase "back in a jiffy" means to be back soon and not to be "back in a Jiffy (Padded…
“Just once, I’d like to clock out from work by sliding down a dinosaur”
In the opening sequence to the American animated sitcom The Flintstones, Fred Flintstone slides down a dinosaur and clocks out of work. ~Cindy~ posted on Twitter on September 11, 2013: "Just…
“Just opened my electric bill and my water bill at the same time and was completely shocked”
"Just opened my Electric bill and my Water bill at the same time and was completely shocked" is a jocular one-line saying that was posted on Twitter on February 21, 2013. The joke was…
“Just overheard a girl order a Bloody Mary when apple juice wasn’t available…”
"Just overhead a girl order a Bloody Mary when apple juice wasn't available, which is very similar to how I make most of my life decisions" was posted on X/Twitter by kel on…
“Just paid my bills, only thing left on my card is my name & expiration date”
"Just paid my bills, only thing left on my card is my name & expiration date" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The name and expiration date are printed on the…
“Just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now”
"I just paid my car registration. The roads will be fixed any day now" and "Just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now" are jocular anti-government sayings that…
“Just passed my cheerleading exam. I went in to the exam room and said ‘Give me an A!’ so they did”
Cheerleaders often shout, "Give me a T! Give me an E! Give me an A! Give me an M! What does that spell? TEAM!" "Evening of stand-up @ Headliners.Exam joke from Milton Jones. 'I…
“Just put salt on the napkin in this bar so the napkin doesn’t stick to the bottom of my drink…”
"To keep your beer glass or mug from sticking to your bar napkin, sprinkle a little salt on the napkin before you set your glass down" was posted on X/Twitter by Happyhourguys on March…
“Just read that burglars use Facebook to see when people aren’t home. So from now on, I’m at home. With a rifle. And a hungry crocodile”
Burglars can use social media to find if a family is not at home. The family might reveal on social media that they're on vacation, for example. However, the house might have security systems…
“Just received my master’s degree in garden fencing. I’m now a post graduate”
"Post-graduate" means "after graduation," but a joke was posted on Facebook by Ian G Melonie on March 25, 2021: "Just received my Masters degree in garden fencing. I’m…
“Just remember who will always be there for you. DISHES. They will literally always be there”
"When life gets you down and you feel like you can’t go on, just remember who will always be there for you. DISHES. They will literally always be there" is a jocular saying that has…
“Just renewed my gin membership”
"Just renewed my gin membership" -- a pun on "gym membership" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A gin membership sounds better than a gym membership.…
“Just saw a post on Facebook that said coleslaw is just yeehaw kimchi and now I can’t get it out of my mind”
"Coleslaw is (just) yeehaw kimchi" is a saying that has been printed on many images.Coleslaw is popular in the United States (where people say "yeehaw") and kimchi is popular in…