Many slices of carrot cake have a little carrot drawn into the icing on top. "I love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake…
"I love you a latte" is a cute saying that has been printed on many gift items. "I love you a latte" is a valentine that was posted to alt.fan.tom-robbins in February 1997.…
"I love you a lot," to a boat owner, might be "I love you a yacht." "I love you a yacht" (or "I love you a whole yacht") is a saying that has been printed on…
"I love you like milk loves cookies" (or "I love you more than milk loves cookies") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Milk and cookies go together well.…
"I love you like the last slice of pizza" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Everyone wants to take that last slice of pizza, although politeness and courtesy often…
"I love you more than Chinese restaurants love cats" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. Many Asian-American restaurants have a "beckoning cat" figurine…
"I love you more than coffee, but not always before coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many coffee mugs. "I love you more than coffee, but not always before…
"I love you like milk loves cookies" (or "I love you more than milk loves cookies") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Milk and cookies go together well.…
"I love you to the fridge and back" (or just "love you to the fridge and back") -- meaning "I love you a lot" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
"A waist of thyme" sounds like "a waste of time." "Waist of thyme" has been cited in print since at least 1981. "Did you hear about the dressmaker who wanted to…
Is chicken salad made "of" a chicken or made "for" a chicken? A joke is: "I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn't even eat it." The joke was posted on…
A "to do" list is usually for one's self, not for others. "I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it" is a jocular saying…
The term "to make a killing in the (stock) market" means "to make a lot of money" and dates to at least 1913. A joke with the term "market" surfaced by 1956:…
"I made a soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere. It was a broth of fresh air" -- a pun on "a breath of fresh air" -- is a joke that has been printed on…
Some home-cooked meals are said to be made "from scratch." "My Korean girlfriend made me dinner earlier.... a pie made from scratch. Gutted. Bloody loved that dog" is a joke…
A "screensaver" should not be confused with a "screen savior," but there are jokes. The "screen savior" pun has been printed on many images. "Jesus is my screen…
American comedian Garry Shandling (1949-2016) told a joke on a comedy special in 1989: ''I made love for an hour and 15 minutes. Well, it was on the day you push the clocks ahead."…
Is a fish taco made “of” fish or made “for” fish? A fish taco joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on July 25, 2019: "I made some fish tacos last night. But they just ignored them and…
A jerk chicken joke was posted on Twitter by T Morris (and others) on June 23, 2011: "I made some jerk chicken today. He didn't even say, 'thank you,' the tosser." Similar…
"Cinnamon rolls” have been jokingly referred to as “synonym rolls” since at least the 1990s. Some jokes have it that all synonym rolls taste the same. "@drphilDONTEhue: So you think…