“I love snow…until I have to shovel it”
What type of person loves the snow? "i love snow, until i have to shovel it!!!!" was posted on X/Twitter by Franco Campanella on December 6, 2009. "i love the snow... that is until i…
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“I love social media. Back in my day, I had to insult people one at a time”
"I love social media. Back in my day, I had to insult people one at a time" is a saying that has been printed on several images (showing an aging Clint Eastwood). "ahh before social…
“I love taking a picture of myself next to a boiling kettle. I think I may have selfie steam issues”
"Self esteem issues" is sometimes joked to be "selfie steam issues," either in a sauna/shower or by a boiling kettle. "Don’t hold your cameraphone down near a sink of hot…
“I love telling cheesy jokes, but my friends are laughtose intolerant”
"Laughtose intolerant" (laugh + lactose intolerant), for when someone doesn't laugh at cheesy jokes, is a jocular term that has been printed on many images. "I dont find that…
“I love that ‘take out’ means food, dating, and murder”
The term "take out" can mean several things. This was posted on Twitter by Art, from Online on March 7, 2018: "I love that 'take out' means food, dating, and murder."…
“I love that the mainstream media position is ‘yes the CIA did bad things in the 50s, 60s…’”
The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) was not punished for the many secretive and seemingly immoral and unethical things that it did in the 1950s, 1960s and 1970s (such as political assassinations…
“I love the smell of don’t fuck with me in the morning”
"I love the smell of don't fuck with me in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I love the smell of coffee in the morning" is the usual saying.…
“I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the morning. And I love the sound of no one talking to me while I drink it”
"I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the morning. And I love the sound of no one talking to me while I drink it" (or "I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the…
“I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the morning. I also love the sound of no one talking to me while I drink it”
"I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the morning. And I love the sound of no one talking to me while I drink it" (or "I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee in the…
“I love the smell of possibility in the morning”
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" is a famous line in the film Apocalypse Now (1979). "I love the smell of possibility in the morning" is a saying that has been…
“I love the smell of socially acceptable chemical dependence in the morning”
"I love the smell of socially acceptable chemical dependence in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the person likes coffee in the morning.…
“I love the snow…until I have to shovel it”
What type of person loves the snow? "i love snow, until i have to shovel it!!!!" was posted on X/Twitter by Franco Campanella on December 6, 2009. "i love the snow... that is until i…
“I love to dismiss my horrible decisions by saying ‘yeah that was a weird time in my life’”
Many people try to dismiss something as part of a strange time in their lives -- then they admit that it's all been strange, at all times. "I love to dismiss my horrible decisions by…
“I love to go to Washington—if only to be near my money”
"I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money" was said by the comedian and actor Bob Hope (1903-2003) in the late 1940s and was popularized in the Reader's Digest.…
“I love to make lists. I also like to leave them on the kitchen counter and then guess what’s on the list while at the store”
Many people make supermarket lists, and then forget to take these lists with them to the supermarket. "I like to make lists. I also like to leave them (laying) on the kitchen counter and then…
“I love to see ‘pan-fried’ on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe or a dolphin or something”
Many people believe that the term "pan-fried" is redundant. Where else would the food be fried? "'pan-fried' is a dreadfully redundant phrase... as opposed to 'fried…
“I love watching The History Channel. It’s my favorite past time”
The History Channel deals with a "past time," and watching it can be a favorite "pastime." This joke was posted on Twitter by 3AM on September 13, 2019, and on Reddit --…
“I love when dogs bring you a toy and then immediately decide you’re not allowed to have it”
Dogs often bring a toy, and then take it back. This was posted on Threads by tonygravix on October 2, 2026, and it received over 29,600 likes: "I love when dogs bring you a toy and then…
“I love when my boss catches me doing work”
Employees often live in fear of when a boss catches them not doing work. "I love when my boss catches me doing work" is a jocular saying of the opposite situation. "Gotta love when…
“I love when restaurants put ‘market price’ next to certain menu items. Like yeah, I’ve been monitoring scallop futures all week”
Restaurants often put some items, such as seafood, as "market price" (abbreviated "MKT"). That menu item is usually very expensive. "You know a restaurant expensive when a…